2013 ~ Best of SMS & Text Messages for CopyPaste Fun

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.

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Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.

I had a dog once. His name was

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I had a dog once. His name was "Stay".
"Come here, Stay!!!"
He's insane now.

Isnt it weird we have one hand that knows how to do...

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Isn't it weird we have one hand that knows how to do everything & then one hand that just sits there like “I don't know how to hold a pencil”

Brain Teaser: What goes up but never comes down?

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Brain Teaser:

What goes up but never comes down?

Answer: Age

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park"... then the power goes out.
Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?

"The reason a lot of people do not recognize opportunity is because it usually goes around wearing overalls looking like hard work."

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"The reason a lot of people do not recognize opportunity is because it usually goes around wearing overalls looking like hard work."
- Thomas A. Edison

Some people are so fake they would make barbie jealous. :)

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Some people are so fake they would make barbie jealous. :)

Please pray 4 me My Condition is serious. I am Getting Day by day.

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Please pray 4 me My Condition is serious. I am Getting Day by day.
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More Beautiful More Good Looking - More Cute-
Dua Kro menu nazar na Lge :D

I love my eyes when u look into them.

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I love my eyes when u look into them.
I love my name when u speak it.
I love my life bcoz u are in it.
I love myself bcoz u make me feel loved <3 p="">

عورت تو پاؤں کی جوتی ہوا کرتی ہے،

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ایک شادی شدہ نے کہا : عورت تو پاؤں کی جوتی ہوا کرتی ہے، مرد کو جب بھی اپنے لئے کوئی مناسب سائز کی نظر آئے بدل لیا کرے۔

سننے والوں نے محفل میں بیٹھے ہوئے ایک دانا کی طرف دیکھااور پوچھا: اس شخص کی کہی ہوئی اس بات کے بارے میں آپ کی کیا رائے ہے؟

اس نے جواب دیا: جو کچھ اس شخص نے کہا ہے بالکل صحیح کہا ہے۔ عورت جوتی کی مانند ہے ہر اس شخص کے لئے جو اپنے آپ کو پاؤں کی مانند سمجھتا ہے۔

جبکہ عورت ایک تاج کی مانند بھی ہو سکتی ہے مگر اس شخص کے لئے جو اپنےآپ کو بادشاہ کی مانند سمجھتا ہو۔

کسی آدمی کو اس کی کہی ہوئی بات کی وجہ سے کوئی الزام نا دو، بس اتنا دیکھ لو کہ وہ اپنے آپ کو اپنی نظروں میں کیسا دیکھ رہا ہوتا ہے ۔

Dharam Pita means - Not real father..

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Dharam Pita means - Not real father..

Dharam Bhai means :- not real brother..

Dharam sister means :- not real sister..
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Then why ??
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Dharam patni means - Real wife... ?

ﺍﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﺑﮍﺍ ﮨﯽ ﺳﺨﺖ ﺟﺎﻥ ﮨﮯ ۔ ﺟﺲ ﺑﺎﺕ ﮐﺎ ﺗﺼﻮﺭ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺑﺮﺩﺍﺷﺖ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﮐﺮ ﺳﮑﺘﺎ

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ﺍﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﺑﮍﺍ ﮨﯽ ﺳﺨﺖ ﺟﺎﻥ ﮨﮯ ۔ ﺟﺲ ﺑﺎﺕ ﮐﺎ ﺗﺼﻮﺭ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺑﺮﺩﺍﺷﺖ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﮐﺮ ﺳﮑﺘﺎ ۔ ﺟﺐ ﻭﮦ ﺣﻘﯿﻘﺖ ﺑﻦ ﮐﺮ ﭨُﻮﭦ ﭘﮍﺗﯽ ﮨﮯ ﺗﻮ ﭼُﭗ ﭼﺎﭖ ﺑﺮﺩﺍﺷﺖ ﮐﺮ ﻟﯿﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ۔۔

Life is like a coin, Pleasure and pain are...

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Life is like a coin, Pleasure and pain are the two sides, Only one side is visible at times, But remember other side is also waiting for its turn !

Stop holding on to what hurts and make room for what feels good.

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Stop holding on to what hurts and make room for what feels good.

aapko kitne saalo ka experience hai ?

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Interviewer - aapko kitne saalo ka experience hai ?
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Santa - sir, maine kabhi saalo ko try nahi kiya,
lekin mujhe 2 saaliyo ka experience hai...

The most romantic story is not Romeo and Juliet who died together, but grandpa and grandma who grew old together.

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The most romantic story is not Romeo and Juliet who died together, but grandpa and grandma who grew old together.

You Haven't Lost Your SMILE At All,

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You Haven't Lost Your
SMILE At All,
It's Right Under Your
Nose.
You Just Forgot It Was
There. . .

S M I L E . . . ^_-

Have A Blessed Day

I bet you this read wrong.

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I bet you this read wrong.

You can stop smiling now.:D

Never judge people from the outside, for there might be a volcano ready to erupt on the inside.

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Never judge people from the outside, for there might be a volcano ready to erupt on the inside.

"Right is still right, even if no one is doing it. And wrong is still wrong, even if everyone is doing it."

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"Right is still right, even if no one is doing it. And wrong is still wrong, even if everyone is doing it."
- Donna Johnson

ایک سردار جی ڈاکٹر کے پاس آئے اور کہا:

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ایک سردار جی ڈاکٹر کے پاس آئے
اور کہا:
ڈاکٹر: مجھے ایک عجیب بیماری ہوگئی ہے
میں روز خواب میں گدھوں کا فٹ بال میچ دیکھتا ہوں

ڈاکٹر نے انکو دوائی لکھ کر دیدی۔

سردار: ڈاکٹر صاحب یہ دوائی میں کل سے شروع کرونگا؟

ڈاکٹر: آج سے کیوں نہیں شروع کر رہے؟

سردار: وہ اصل میں آج انکا فائنل میچ ہے نا۔

بتاؤ کراچی کی وہ کونسی چورنگی ہےجس کا نام سنتے ہی بیوی

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شوہر بیوی سے : بتاؤ کراچی کی وہ کونسی چورنگی ہےجس کا نام سنتے ہی بیوی یاد آجاتی ہے؟

بیوی : پتا نہیں ۔

شوہر : "ناگن چورنگی"

بیوی شوہر سے : بتاؤ کراچی کا وہ کونسا روڈ ہےجس کا نام سنتے ہی شوہر یاد آجاتا ہے؟

شوہر : پتا نہیں ۔

بیوی : "بندر روڈ"

If u can touch her heart without touching her, then u can melt her heart just by saying her name

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If u can touch her heart without touching her, then u can melt her heart just by saying her name...

There's a bus with 7 girls (different version)

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LATE NIGHT RIDDLE: (Slightly different)

There's a bus with 7 girls,
Each girl has 7 bags,
In each bags, there are 7 big cats, each big cats has 7 little cats and each cat has 4 legs.
How many legs does the The bus have???

Answer:
Bus got wheels, not legs.

There's a bus with 7 girls...

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LATE NIGHT RIDDLE:

There's a bus with 7 girls,
Each girl has 7 bags,
In each bags, there are 7 big cats, each big cats has 7 little cats and each cat has 4 legs.
How many legs are present in The bus???

Answer:
Each bag = (1cat+7kittens)x4= 32 legs

One girl has 7 bags so
7x32=224

Seven girls have 7 bags so
224x7=1568

Seven girls 2 legs each so
1568+(7x2)=1582

Driver has 2 legs
1582+2= 1584

ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﺷﺪﮦ ﺯﻧﺪﮔﯽ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺳﻨﺎﺋﯽ

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ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﺷﺪﮦ ﺯﻧﺪﮔﯽ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺳﻨﺎﺋﯽ
ﺩﯾﻨﮯ ﻭﺍﻟﯽ ﺧﻮﻓﻨﺎﮎ ﺍٓﻭﺍﺯﯾﮟ
ﺍﭨﮭﯿﮟ ۔۔ ﺑﭽﻮﮞ ﮐﻮ ﺍﺳﮑﻮﻝ
ﭼﮭﻮﮌ ﮐﺮ ﺍٓﺋﯿﮟ !!
ﮐﯿﺎ ﮬﺮ ﻭﻗﺖ ﮐﻤﭙﯿﻮﭨﺮ ﭘﮧ
ﻟﮕﮯ ﺭﮬﺘﮯ ﮬﯿﮟ ، ﺟﺎﺋﯿﮟ
ﺑﺎﺯﺍﺭ ﺳﮯ ﺩﮨﯽ ، ﭘﻮﺩﯾﻨﮧ ، ﺍٓﻟﻮ
ﺍﻭﺭ ﭨﻤﺎﭨﺮ ﻻﮐﺮ ﺩﯾﮟ !!
ﻣﻮﺑﺎﺋﻞ ﮐﺎﺭﮈ ﺧﺘﻢ ﮬﻮﮔﯿﺎ
ﮬﮯ ، ﭘﻠﯿﺰ ﻻﺩﯾﮟ !
ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﺳﮯ ﭘﯿﻠﮯ ﻣﯿﺮﮮ ﺗﻮ
ﮔﺎﮌﯾﻮﮞ ﻭﺍﻟﮯ ﺭﺷﺘﮯ ﺁﺗﮯ ﺗﮭﮯ
ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﺗﻮ ﻗﺴﻤﺖ ﺧﺮﺍﺏ ﺟﻮ
ﺁﭖ ﮐﮯ ﻣﺘﮭﮯ ﻟﮕﯽ !
ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍٓﺝ ﺭﻭﭨﯽ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﭘﮑﺎ
ﺭﮬﯽ ، ﺗﻨﺪﻭﺭ ﺳﮯ ﻟﮯ ﺍٓﺋﯿﮟ !
ﺩﻭﺳﺮﯼ ﮐﺮﻧﯽ ﮬﮯ ﺷﻮﻕ ﺳﮯ
ﮐﺮﯾﮟ ﻟﯿﮑﻦ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﭼﮭﻮﮌﻧﺎ
ﮬﻮﮔﺎ ﭘﮭﺮ !
ﯾﮧ ﻭﮨﺎﮞ ﮐﯿﺎ ﺩﯾﮑﮫ ﺭﮬﮯ
ﮬﯿﮟ ؟ ﺑﮩﺖ ﭘﺴﻨﺪ ﺍٓﮔﺌﯽ ﮬﮯ
ﮐﯿﺎ ؟
ﺭﺍﺕ ﺁﻓﺲ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮨﯽ ﺳﻮﺟﺎﻧﺎ
ﮔﮭﺮ ﺁﻧﮯ ﮐﯽ ﺿﺮﻭﺭﺕ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ !
ﮬﯿﻠﻮ ! ۔۔۔۔ ﺍﯾﮏ ﮬﻔﺘﮧ ﭘﻮﺭﺍ
ﮬﻮﮔﯿﺎ ۔۔۔۔ ﺍٓﺝ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﻟﯿﻨﮯ
ﺍٓﺟﺎﺋﯿﮟ !
ﺍٓﺝ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﺍﻣﯽ ﺍٓﺭﮨﯽ ﮬﯿﮟ ،
ﺑﮩﻦ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﺳﮑﮯ ﺑﭽﮯ ﺑﮭﯽ ۔۔۔
ﺑﺎﺯﺍﺭ ﺳﮯ ﮐﭽﮫ ﻻﺩﯾﮟ !
ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﭘﺎﮐﭧ ﻣﻨﯽ ﮐﺐ
ﺑﮍﮬﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﮔﮯ ؟؟؟
ﮐﺮ ﮐﯿﺎ ﺭﮬﮯ ﮬﯿﮟ ﺍٓﭖ ؟؟؟
ﺩﯾﮑﮫ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺭﮬﮯ ﻣﻨﺎ ﺭﻭ ﺭﮬﺎ
ﮬﮯ ! ﺳﻨﺒﮭﺎﻝ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺳﮑﺘﮯ
ﮐﭽﮫ ﺩﯾﺮ ﮐﯿﻠﺌﮯ !
ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﺑﮩﻦ ﮐﯽ ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﻣﯿﮟ
ﭘﮩﻨﻨﮯ ﮐﯿﻠﺌﮯ 5000 ﻭﺍﻻ ﺳُﻮﭦ
ﭼﺎﮬﯿﺌﮯ ! ﺑﺲ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﮧ
ﺩﮨﺎ !
ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﻃﺒﯿﻌﺖ ﺧﺮﺍﺏ ﮬﮯ ،
ﮐﭙﮍﮮ ﺧﻮﺩ ﺍﺳﺘﺮﯼ ﮐﺮﻟﯿﮟ !

"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen."

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"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen."
- Winston Churchill

Woman was made from the rib of man. She was...

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Woman was made from the rib of man. She was not created from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be stepped upon. She was made from his side to be close to him, from beneath his arm to be protected by him, near his heart to be loved by him.

$100,000 wrist watch and $10 both tells you the...

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$100,000 wrist watch and $10 both tells you the time
Only difference one tells you how good your time is and other tells how bad it is

Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant...

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Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has
changed......
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My name, mobile number, living address, etc.

“Without passion you dont have energy, with out energy you have nothing.” - Donald Trump

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“Without passion you dont have energy, with out energy you have nothing.” - Donald Trump

Height of MISUNDERSTANDING..!!

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Height of MISUNDERSTANDING..!!

Someone placed a bomb

Everyone started shouting:
"Aunty bomb hai"
"Aunty bomb hai"

She smiled & said :
"Nahi re paglon, ab Pehle jaisi baat kahan.."

The only two men I love are Quaid E Azam and Benjamin Franklin lol ..

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The only two men I love are Quaid E Azam and Benjamin Franklin lol ..

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a...

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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.
The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess...

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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess.
The route they were flying had a layover in another city.
Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing.
He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened.
She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed,
"one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

A kid was beaten by his

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A kid was beaten by his mom.
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Dad came home and asked: "What
happened son?"
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Kid said:
"Can't adjust with your wife
anymore,
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I need my own...!" :-X

"After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb.”

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"After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb.”

Ak larki ki shadi thi,sarey mehman...

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Ak larki ki shadi thi,sarey
mehman aa chukey
they..baraat ka intezar tha..
raat ka 1 baj gaya,barat
nhi aai,mehaman janey lgy,
2 baj gaya larki ki maa
sadmey se be hosh hogai,
3 baj gaey larki k baap ko
dil ka dora parr
gaya..aakhir
4 bjey ak aadmi bhagta hoa
shadi waley tent m dakhil
hoa aur tez awaz m chillaya
"mubarak ho,dulhey ki car
ko
CNG mil gai".

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as...

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Wife: Agr Me Pakistan Ki Sb Sy Bari...

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Wife: Agr Me Pakistan Ki Sb Sy Bari Choti K2 Pr Charhny Main Kamyab Ho Jaon, To Ap Mujhy Kia Dain Gy?
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Husband: Halka Sa Dhakaa..

Tears may erase the pain. Time may erase the

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Tears may erase the pain. Time may erase the past. But only smile & forgiveness can make u a better person & take u to the best person.

Irony is that people nowadays smile more at bathroom mirrors and phones than people.

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Irony is that people nowadays smile more at bathroom mirrors and phones than people.

Some people never realise the emotional and mental damage they do to others..!

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Some people never realize the emotional and mental damage they do to others..!

ایک سکول میں نرسری کی نئی ٹیچر

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ایک سکول میں نرسری کی نئی ٹیچر اپنی کلاس کے بچوں کے جوتے پہنا رہی تھی، بیس بچوں کو جوتے پہنانے کے بعد جھک جھک کر اس کی کمر میں درد ہونے لگا، بیسواں بچہ شرمیلا اور خاموش طبیعت کا تھا، جب ٹیچر اسے بھی جوتے پہنا چکی تو بچہ بڑے سکون سے بولا۔
” یہ میرے جوتے نہیں ہیں”
ٹیچر کا دل چاہا کہ وہ رو دے مگر خود پر قابو پا کر بچے کے جوتے اتارنے لگی۔ جوتے اتار کر کمر سیدھی کی ہی تھی کہ بچہ بڑے سکون سے بولا:
” یہ جوتے میرے بھائی کے ہیں مگر امی نے کہا تھا کہ آج تم یہی پہن کر چلے جاؤ۔”

There is no difference between govt. and engineering ...

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There is no difference between govt. and engineering students.

Both waste 4-5 years doing nothing and then in the end they try to impress people to choose them.

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

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And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Most of the girls don't like to...

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Most of the girls don't like to help
Unknown Boys-
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But ... .
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All boys r always there to help Any
Unknown Girl
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Moral: Boys are very kind than girls...

All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married. I'm just getting more awesome.

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All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married. I'm just getting more awesome.

A policeman searched me last night in a nightclub and caught...

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A policeman searched me last night in a nightclub and caught me in possession of class A drugs. "it's not my fault!" I protested "every time I flush them down the toilet they magically re-appear in my pocket." the policeman looked at me in disgust and said "do you really expect me to believe that?" so I said "I can prove it to you if you want." the policeman laughed and said "go on then" so he handed me the drugs and I flushed them down the toilet. then the policeman said "right then, now show me your pockets" I said "what for?" the policeman said show me the drugs in your pocket!" I said "what drugs? I don't know what your on about?"

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting...

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A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.
Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss".
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said.
"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

Call Summary

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Call summary:

Boy to boy!
00:00:59

Boy to mom!
00:00:50

Boy to dad!
00:00:30

Boy to girl!
01:23:59

Girl to girl!
05:29:59

Girl to boy!
miss call

Wife to Husband:
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I Always Wanted To Be...

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I Always Wanted To Be Punctual, When I Became Punctual...I Realized That Punctuality Is The
Art Of Waiting For Others...

Setting a new password..

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Setting a new password.... LOL!! So true!

"You must enter a password to proceed."
-roses
"Sorry, too few characters."
-pretty roses
"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."
-1 pretty rose
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
-1prettyrose
"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."
-1fuckingprettyrose
"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."
-1FUCKINGprettyrose
"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."
-1FuckingPrettyRose
"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."
-1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow!
"Sorry, you cannot use punctuation."
-1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow

"Sorry, that password is already taken."

Beshak mushkil waqt bata kar nahi...

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Beshak mushkil waqt bata kar nahi ata, magar sikha kar or samjha kar boht Kuch jata hai..!

A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men

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A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"

Give Allah what’s right, not what’s left.

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Give Allah what’s right, not what’s left.

خزاں کا موسم تھا۔ ایک ریڈ انڈین قبیلے کے لوگوں نے اپنے نئے سردار سے

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خزاں کا موسم تھا۔ ایک ریڈ انڈین قبیلے کے لوگوں نے اپنے نئے سردار سے پوچھا کہ موسم سرما اس مرتبہ شدید ہو گا یا پھر اس دفعہ سردی کم پڑے گی۔ اب کیونکہ وہ ایک جدید زمانے کا ریڈ انڈین سردار تھا اس لیے اس کو یہ ملکہ حاصل نہ تھا کہ قبل از وقت آنے والے موسم کا اندازہ کر سکے۔ تاہم “سیف سائڈ” پر رہتے ہوئے اس نے اپنے قبیلے کے لوگوں کو یہی کہا کہ اس مرتبہ شدید سردی پڑنے کا امکان ہے لہذا لازم ہے کہ وہ لوگ سخت موسم کا مقابلہ کرنے کے لیے ابھی سے کافی مقدار میں لکڑی اکٹھی کرنا شروع کر دیں۔

اب چونکہ وہ سردار ایک سمجھ دار آدمی تھا سو کچھ دنوں بعد اس کو خیال آیا کہ محکمہ موسمیات والوں کو بھی فون کر کے ذرا آنے والے موسم کا پوچھ لیا جائے تو بہتر ہے۔ اس کے سوال کے جواب میں فون پر محکمہ والوں نے اسے بتا یا کہ اس مرتبہ امکان ہے کہ سردی زیادہ پڑے گی۔

یہ جان کر اس سردار نے اپنے قبیلے والوں کو کہا کہ ضروری ہے کہ اس موسم سرما کو گزارنے کے لیے وہ لوگ اور زیادہ لکڑی اکٹھی کر لیں۔ سو اس گاوں کے لوگوں نے اور زور شور سے لکڑیاں کاٹ کاٹ کر ذخیرہ کرنا شروع کر دیں۔

کوئی ہفتہ بھر بعد سردار نے پھر محکمہ موسمیات کو فون کیا اور استفسار کیا کہ کیا اس مرتبہ سردیاں شدید ہوں گی؟ تو انہوں نے اسے جواب دیا کہ ہاں اس مرتبہ سردیاں لازم شدید ہوں گی۔

سردار نے پھر سے اپنے لوگوں کو اکٹھا کیا اور حکم دیا کہ دستیاب لکڑی کا ہر ہر ٹکڑا اکٹھا کر کے رکھ لیا جائے کیونکہ اس مرتبہ موسم سرما میں بہت زیادہ سردی پڑنی ہے۔

کوئی دو ہفتوں کے بعد اس سردار نے ایک مرتبہ پھر محکمہ موسمیات کے دفتر فون کیا اور پوچھا کیا آپ کو پکا یقین ہے کہ اس مرتبہ سخت سردی پڑنے والی ہے۔جواب ملا کہ بالکل پکی بات ہے کہ اس سال سردی کے پہلے ریکارڈ بھی ٹوٹ جائیں گے۔سردار نے پوچھا آخر آپ کو اس بات کا اتنا پکا یقین کیونکر ہے۔

محکمہ موسمیات والے آدمی نے جواب دیا اس لیے کیونکہ اس مرتبہ ریڈ انڈین لوگ پاگلوں کی طرح لکڑی ذخیرہ کر رہے ہیں۔

"Time is what we want most, but what we use worst." - William Penn

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"Time is what we want most, but what we use worst."
- William Penn

Biwi: Suna hay Jannat may biwi ko shohar kay saath nahi rehnay daeN gay.

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Biwi: Suna hay Jannat may biwi ko shohar kay saath nahi rehnay daeN gay.
Husband: Theek suna hay..
Biwi: Aisa KioN
Husband: "PAGLI" issi liyeh to ussay jannat kehtay haeN.

When you care about people, hurt is kinda part of the package.

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When you care about people, hurt is kinda part of the package.

Kanjoos Doctor apne betay sey

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Kanjoos Doctor apne betay sey: Mai chahta hun k tum b Doctor bano.
Beta: Magr kyun dady?
Doctor: Takay mera white coat tumharay kaam aaye.

دلہن عروسی جوڑے میں بیٹھی تھی کہ دولہا آیا اور

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دلہن عروسی جوڑے میں بیٹھی تھی کہ دولہا آیا اور کہنے لگا
" مجھے اس دن کا کافی عرصے سے انتظار تھا "۔
دلہن نے جواب دیا " اس وقت دن نہیں رات ہے" ۔
میرا مطلب ہے کہ تمہیں حاصل کرنے کے لیے میں نے کتنے پاپڑ بیلے
دولہا نے وضاحت پیش کی ۔
" اس کا مطلب ہے تم پاپڑ بیلنے کا کام کرتے ہو لیکن ہمیں تو کچھ اور ہی بتایا گیا تھا دلہن نے کہا ۔
" پیاری ! تم سمجھیں نہیں " دولہا نے روہانسا ہو کر کہا ۔
" اس سے پہلے تو کسی دولہا نے اپنی دلہن سے ایسی بات نہیں کی ہوگی کہ وہ ناسمجھ ہے" ۔ دلہن بولی ۔
دولہا اپنا سر پکڑ کر بیٹھ گیا اور کہنے لگا
ابا صحیح کہتے ہیں کہ دلہن گھر سے رخصت ہو تے وقت خود رو کر سب کو رلا دیتی ہے ۔ اور دولہا بے چارہ ساری زندگی روتا رہتا ہے ۔ دلہن نے پھر جواب دیا
" اب ساری زندگی کہاں رہ گئی ہے تقریباً آدھی تو گذر گئی ہے

ایک صاحب کی بیوی بہت اچھا کھانا بناتی تھیں لیکن انہوں نے کبھی

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ایک صاحب کی بیوی بہت اچھا کھانا بناتی تھیں لیکن انہوں نے کبھی کھانے کی تعریف نہیں کی-

بقرعید کی نماز پڑھنے گئے تو وہاں خوشیاں بانٹنے کا درس دیا جا رہا تھا۔ مولوی صاحب نے بتایا کہ بیگم کے اچھیے کاموں کی اور کھانے کی تعریف کرنا اور کبھی کبھار انعام سے نوازنا بہت اچھی بات ہے ۔ اس سے عزت بڑھتی ہے اور محبت میں اضافہ ہوتا ہے۔

ان صاحب کو ان باتوں کا بہت اثر ہوا۔ گھر آئے تو بیگم نے کھانا پیش کیا۔ انہوں نے روٹی کے ساتھ قورمہ کھانا شروع کیا اور ہر لقمے پر سبحان اللہ، ماشاءاللہ اور کیا بات ہے کھانےکی، کہنا شروع کر دیا۔ اور کچھ ہی دیر میں کھانے اور پکانے کی تعریف میں زمین آسمان ایک کر دئیے۔

بیگم کو سخت حیرت ہوئی۔ پہلی مرتبہ کھانے کی تعریف سنی تھی انکا منہ لال ہو گیا اور وہاں کھڑے رہنا مشکل ہو گیا- فورا کچن میں بھاگیں اور واپسی پر بیلن بھی ان کے ساتھ تھا۔ انہوں نے جما کے بیلن شوہر کی کمر پر رسید کیا اور بولیں:
ذلیل انسان! بیس سال میں کھانے پکا پکا کر کھلاتی رہی تم نے کبھی تعریف نہیں کی۔ آج پڑوسن نے بقرعید پر قورمہ بنا کر کیا بھیج دیا تم نے اس کی تعریف میں زمین اور آسمان ایک کر دیے۔

Some people talk about making it happen others make it happen. Which one are YOU??

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Some people talk about making it happen others make it happen. Which one are YOU??

"You're so stupid your brain was ashamed to be a part of your body

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You're so stupid your brain was ashamed to be a part of your body.

It is not length of life, but depth of life. Everybody dies, but not everybody lives.

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It is not length of life, but depth of life. Everybody dies, but not everybody lives.

It doesn't where you came from, what matters is who you choose to be...

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It doesn't where you came from, what matters is who you choose to be...

Sometimes it's not the people who change, it's the mask that falls off.

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Sometimes it's not the people who change, it's the mask that falls off.

"Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is....."

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Co-pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take off.

"Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is....."

When suddenly he starts screaming while he is still on the loud speakers.

"Oh my God! OMG!!! OMG!!! This is going to hurt....Its burning"

A ghostly silence reigned, he gets back on the microphone talking to the passengers.

"I sincerely apologise for the incident but the air hostess just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap... you should see my pants from the front"

A passenger replies, "Why don't you come here and see our PANTS FROM BEHIND!"

A friend just told me that I am losing my memory...and I said ...

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A friend just told me that I am losing my memory...and I said my memory is perfect ! Just because I didnt feed the pets it doesnt mean the football match is going to end because of the sinking ship all the way down from the pants and get fried in a pan like pet food ...

Silence............

And asked him....

Sorry ..what were we talking about ??

Bob, walked into a bar and sat down next to a Sardarji.

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Bob, walked into a bar and sat down next to a Sardarji. The 10 pm news on TVá was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

Sardarji: "Do you think he will jump?"

Bob: "I bet he will jump."

Sardarji: "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "The bet is on!"
Just as Sardarji placed his money on the bar, the guy on the ledge jumped off the building, falling to his death.
Sardarji was very upset, but willingly handed his $20 bill to Bob, saying,á "Fairáis fair. Here's your money."
Bob: "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and soI knew he would jump."
Sardarji: "I did too, but didn't think he would do it again."
Bob......... took the money and walked out

Showing your love used to be...

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Showing your love used to be buying them flowers or writing a poem. Now it's just looking at them for 5 minutes without checking your phone.... Lol

How's my attitude? Call 1-800-BITE ME! Didn't get through? Keep trying. I have a lot of clients

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How's my attitude? Call 1-800-BITE ME! Didn't get through? Keep trying. I have a lot of clients :D

When you blame others, you give up your power to change.

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When you blame others, you give up your power to change.

Going to College: late ...

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Going to College: late
Going to a doctors appointment: late
Going to a party: late
Going to a concert: 8 hours early

Lift up your head princess. If not, the crown falls.

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Lift up your head princess. If not, the crown falls.

My girlfriend told me that if I bought her one more

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My girlfriend told me that if I bought her one more stupid gift she would burn it.
So I bought her a candle.

3 most innocent faces in d world

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3 most innocent faces in d world
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1-"a sleeping baby."
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2-"udhar mangane wala aadmi"
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3-"hamare parents ke samne baitha hua apna dost..

A Drop of Lemon Juice Can Spoil Gallons of Milk...

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A Drop of Lemon Juice Can Spoil Gallons
of Milk...
Similarly
A lil ignorance in self grooming Can Destroy The Beauty
of a girl
Take Care of Your grooming styles...

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace so here are some sleeping pills.

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Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When should i give it to him?

Doctor: These are for you.!!

"Do u know biology, psychology, geology and criminology?"

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A Tourist asked a Boatman:
"Do u know biology, psychology, geology and criminology?"
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The Boatman said no to all the questions.
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The Tourist then said:"What the hell do u know on the face of this earth?
You will die of Illiteracy!!"
..
After a while the boat started sinking.

So the Boatman asked the Tourist:"
Do u know swimology and escapology from crocodilogy?
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The Tourist said no.
The Boatman replied:"Well u will drownology and crocodilogy will eat ur assology and u will dieology bcos of ur mouthology...

Bitter Truth . "Everyone wants to ..."

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Bitter Truth
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"Everyone wants to park his vehicle in shadow but No one wants to plant a tree."

People wait all week for Friday,all year for summer, all life for happiness.

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People wait all week for Friday,all year for summer, all life for happiness.

You have to hurt in order to know. Fall in order to grow...

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You have to hurt in order to know. Fall in order to grow. Lose in order to gain. Because most of life’s lessons are learned in pain.

Don't worry too much about sugar in the blood Worry about spice on the Tongue & Salt in the heart.

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Don't worry too much about sugar in the blood Worry about spice on the Tongue & Salt in the heart.

zindagi taheer si jati hay ....

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zindagi taheer si jati hay .... ager app ki car workshop may ho tu

Sitting with wise people makes you wiser. Sitting with ignorant people makes you

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Sitting with wise people makes you wiser. Sitting with ignorant people makes you ignorant. Sitting with poor & less fortunate people removes the ego & pride from your heart. - Ibn Al Qayyim

The most difficult thing to read is one's heart..

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The most difficult thing to read is one's heart..

انسانی ذہن ہمیشہ بطخ کی طرح تیرتا ہے ۔ نیچے اتھاہ گہرائیوں میں جو سیپیاں موتی ہوتے ہیں

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انسانی ذہن ہمیشہ بطخ کی طرح تیرتا ہے ۔ نیچے اتھاہ گہرائیوں میں جو سیپیاں موتی ہوتے ہیں ، بطخ کو ان کاعلم ہی نہیں ہو پاتا "

بانو قدسیہ مردِ ابریشم

پاگل کچھ بھی کر سکتا ہے۔۔۔ !

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پاگل کچھ بھی کر سکتا ہے۔۔۔ !

ایک بیوی نے اپنے شوہر سے بڑے مان کے ساتھ کہا”

میں مر گئی تو آپ کا کیا بنے گا؟

شوہر نے دکھی ہوتے ہوئے کہا کہ ”میں پاگل ہو جا¶ں گا“۔۔

بیوی نے پھر بڑے مان کے ساتھ پوچھا

”کہیںآپ دوسری شادی تو نہیں کر لیں گے؟

شوہر نے ٹھنڈی آہ بھرتے ہوئے کہا ”

پاگل کچھ بھی کر سکتا ہے

When she says "we need talk", change your...

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When she says "we need talk", change your number & move, so she can't break up with you. Then pop up years later and break up with her.

That awkward moment when you realize you're walking in the wrong...

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That awkward moment when you realize you're walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something.

The hardest prison to escape is in your mind.

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The hardest prison to escape is in your mind.

Never leave your faith in the hands of the unfaithful

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Never leave your faith in the hands of the unfaithful

Duniya k 2 intehai Mushkil kaam,

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Duniya k 2 intehai Mushkil kaam,

1: Apna idea kisi Aur k Zehan me Fit krna,

2: Kisi Aur ka Paisa Apni jeib me Muntaqil krna,

Jo Pehle me kamyab hota hai, Usy Teacher kehte hain,

Jo dusrey me kamyab hota hy, Usy Buisness Man kehte hain,

Aur,

Jo Donon me kamyab hota hy Usy...

"Biwi"

kehte hain.

Kia Aap Ne Kabhi Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekha He?

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Kia Aap Ne Kabhi Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekha He?

Nhi.

Aek Bar Dekhen
To Shayad Aap Ko Pata Chale . ..

K . .

Duniya Ka Sab Se Perfect Man
"Us k Abbu"

Dunya Ka sab Se Dukhi Husband
"Us ka Bhai"

Dunya Ka Sab Se Haseen Larka
"Us ka Chota Bhai"

Dunya Ka Sab Se Khush Nasib Aadmi
"Us ka Behnoi"

Dunya ka Sab Se Aqalmand Aadmi
"Us ka Mamoo"

Aur

Dunya Ka Sab Se
Selfish
Jhutha
Kanjoos
Aur
Bekaar Aadmi

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Ye B Likhna Pare Ga Kya?

Smile Is The Electricity & Life Is A Battery...

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Smile Is The Electricity
&
Life Is A Battery. .
Whenever U Smile
The Battery Gets Charged
&
A Beautiful Day Is Activated
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sO
KeEp
sMiLiÑg
4EvEr*

My mum thinks I'm the only person who spends all day on the FACEBOOK.

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My mum thinks I'm the only person who spends all day on the FACEBOOK.

One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after

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One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife.
Later that night, the man and his wife were driving to a movie when he spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden under the passenger seat. Pointing to something out the passenger window to distract his wife, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window.

They arrived at the theater a short time later and were about to get out of the car when his wife asked, "Honey, have you seen my other shoe?"

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ﺍﯾﮏ ﻋﻮﺭﺕ ﺍﯾﮏ ﮈﯾﻨﭩﻞ ﺳﺮﺟﻦ
ﮐﮯ ﮐﻤﺮﮮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺩﺍﺧﻞ ﮨﻮﺋﯽ
ﺍﻭﺭ ﻣﺤﺒﺖ ﺳﮯ ﺑﻮﻟﯽ
ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﺑﮩﺖ ﺟﻠﺪﯼ ﮨﮯ ﮈﺍﮐﭩﺮ
ﺻﺎﺣﺐ، ﺁﭖ ﮐﻮ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺩﺍﻧﺖ
ﺍﺑﮭﯽ ﻧﮑﺎﻟﻨﺎ ﮨﻮ، ﺑﺮﺍﮦِ ﮐﺮﻡ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ
ﻓﯿﺲ ﺑﺘﺎ ﺩﯾﮟ ” ۔
ﮈﺍﮐﭩﺮ ﻧﮯ ﻓﯿﺲ ﺑﺘﺎﺋﯽ ﺗﻮ
ﻋﻮﺭﺕ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ “ ﯾﮧ ﺗﻮ ﺑﮩﺖ
ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ ﮨﮯ ”
ﮈﺍﮐﭩﺮ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ “ ﺍﺱ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ
ﻓﯿﺲ ﮐﮯ ﻋﻼﻭﮦ ﺟﻠﺪ ﮐﻮ ﺳﻦ
ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﻭﺍﻟﯽ ﺍﺩﻭﯾﺎﺕ ﮐﯽ ﻗﯿﻤﺖ
ﺑﮭﯽ ﺷﺎﻣﻞ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻭﮦ ﺍﺩﻭﯾﺎﺕ
ﺍﺏ ﺑﮩﺖ ﻣﮩﻨﮕﯽ ﮨﻮﮔﺌﯽ ﮨﯿﮟ
ﻋﻮﺭﺕ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ ﺁﭖ ﺍﺩﻭﯾﺎﺕ ﮐﻮ
ﭼﮭﻮﮌﯾﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﯾﻮﻧﮩﯽ ﺩﺍﻧﺖ
ﻧﮑﺎﻝ ﺩﯾﮟ ”
ﮈﺍﮐﭩﺮ ﻧﮯ ﺣﯿﺮﺕ ﺳﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ
“ ﺁﭖ ﺟﯿﺴﯽ ﺑﮩﺎﺩﺭ ﻋﻮﺭﺕ ﻣﯿﮟ
ﮐﺒﮭﯽ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﯽ ” ۔
ﻋﻮﺭﺕ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ ﮐﮧ “ ﺩﺍﻧﺖ ﻣﯿﺮﺍ
ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﻣﯿﺮﮮ ﺷﻮﮨﺮ ﮐﺎ ﻧﮑﺎﻟﻨﺎ
ﮨﮯ ﻭﮦ ﺑﺎﮨﺮ ﺑﯿﭩﮭﺎ ﮨﻮﺍ ﮨﮯ

I've been trying to figure out how long "forever" is... and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 3 to 6 weeks.

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I've been trying to figure out how long "forever" is... and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 3 to 6 weeks.

Play to win, but be a good loser. Have a plan for your life, but accept whatever comes your way with grace and gratitude.

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Play to win, but be a good loser.
Have a plan for your life,
but accept whatever comes your way
with grace and gratitude.

ھر بڑے آدمی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے،جو

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ھر بڑے آدمی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے،جو ھر دم اس سے آگے آنے کی کوشش کرتی ھے

ھر بڑے آدمی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے ، پھر بھی وہ بڑا آدمی بن جاتا ھے

ھر بڑے آدمی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے ، جس کی عمر بڑے آدمی کی عمر سے کافی کم ھوتی ھے

ھر بڑے آدمی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے، جس کے پیچھے ایک چھوٹا آدمی ھوتا ھے

ھر بڑے آدمی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے،،جس سے ھوشیار رھنا بہت ضروری ھے

ھر بڑے آدمی کی کامیابی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے ،جو بڑے آدمی کو چھوٹا بنانے کی تگ و دو میں رھتی ھے

ھر بڑے آدمی کی کامیابی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے ، جو اس کے بڑا بن جانے کے پیچھے کھڑی ھوتی ھے

ھر بڑے آدمی کی کامیابی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے،جو اسے یاد دلاتی رھتی ھے کہ تم میرے باپ کی وجہ سے بڑے آدمی بنے ھو

ھر بڑے آدمی کی کامیابی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے ،،جسے یہ علم نہیں ھوتا ،کہ اس کے آگے بڑا آدمی ھے

ھر بڑے آدمی کی کامیابی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے، جو اس سے گھر کا خرچہ مانگ رھی ھوتی ھے

ھر بڑے آدمی کی کامیابی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے،اور عورت کے پیچھے چھوٹے بچے ھوتے ھیں۔۔

ھر بڑے آدمی کی کامیابی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے،جس کے چھوٹے قد کی وجہ سے وہ آدمی بڑا نظر آتا ھے

ھر بڑے آدمی کی کامیابی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے ، جو موقع پاتے ھی اس کے کندھوں پر سوار ھوکر اس سے بھی بڑی نظر آنے لگتی ھے

ھر بڑے آدمی کی کامیابی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے،جس نے بڑے آدمی کو آگے لگایا ھوتا ھے

ھر بڑے آدمی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے، جو اس سے طلاق مانگ رھی ھوتی ھے

ھر بڑے آدمی کی کامیابی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھےَ۔جس کا ھاتھ بڑے آدمی کی جیب میں ھوتا ھے

ھر بڑے آدمی کی کامیابی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے، جو دوسری عورتوں کو اس کے قریب پھٹکنے نہیں دیتی

ھر بڑے آدمی کی کامیابی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے ، جس کے ھاتھ میں ڈنڈا ھوتا ھے

ھر بڑے آدمی کی کامیابی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے،،جو اس کے کان میں کہتی رھتی ھے کہ میرے بغیر تم کچھ بھی نہیں ھو

If a person laughs too much, even at stupid

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If a person laughs too much, even at stupid
things, he is lonely deep inside..
>> If a person sleeps a lot, he is sad..
>> If a person speaks less, but speaks fast, he
keeps secrets..
>> If someone can't cry, he is weak..
>> If someone eats in an abnormal manner, he is
tense..
>> If someone cries on little things,he is innocent
& soft-hearted..
>> If someone becomes angry over silly or petty
(small) things, it means he needs love...
Try to understand people more...

Don't get used to anything. Tomorrow it will change.

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Don't get used to anything. Tomorrow it will change.

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?

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Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. That's the problem, you are not focused on your job....you may leave now!

Moral: 'No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared. If your boss has decided to screw you, then you are surely screwed .

A Mehran breaks down on a roadside.

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A Mehran breaks down on a roadside.

A BMW 750 stops to help the driver.
"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"

They start up slowly but a only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km an hour.

The BMW driver forgets about Mehran & guns it after the Porsche.

Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap the cop radios the HQ:
"You won't believe I have seen a BMW & a Porsche racing past 170 km an hour with a Mehran behind them flashing its lights to Overtake

Parents worry about what their sons download and what their daughters upload on the internet.

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Parents worry about what their sons download and what their daughters upload on the internet.

It is not important that you are beautiful to...

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It is not important that you are beautiful to someone....

It is beautiful that you are important to someone..

Sehat eik aisa Taj hai insaanon pe, joh sirf Marezon ko nazar ata hai..

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Sehat eik aisa Taj hai insaanon pe, joh sirf Marezon ko nazar ata hai..

What is a girl friend?

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What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

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Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

Answer: Meat

Our parents believe that studying is so easy just like walking in a park...

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Our parents believe that studying is so easy just like walking in a park...
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But only we know that this park is a JURASSIC park with a variety of DINOSAURS ( Teachers )

Policeman: "Do you know why I followed you?"

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Policeman: "Do you know why I followed you?"
Me: "Ummm coz my tweets are funny?

Sardar ka pyar...

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Larki: Sardar G Aapko Mujh Se Pyar Hai?

Sardar: Han.

Larki:
Lekin Aapko tu Meri Bilkul Prwah Nahi.

Sardar:
Oye Pagal Pyar krny waly kisi ki Parwah Nahi krte-

what is 1227 BC?

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21st century kids visiting museum, they see a Egyptian mummy on display with a board that says 1227 BC.

Boy 1: what is 1227 BC?
Boy 2: that must be his BBM pin.

*facepalm*

Be strong, I whispered to my wifi signal.

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Be strong, I whispered to my wifi signal.

If you fail, learn. If you succeed, relish your success. You can only know the sweet taste of victory after the bitter struggles.

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If you fail, learn. If you succeed, relish your success. You can only know the sweet taste of victory after the bitter struggles.

“Doing what you like is freedom. Liking what you do is happiness.”

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“Doing what you like is freedom. Liking what you do is happiness.”

Work hard in silence let success be your noise

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Work hard in silence let success be your noise

"Most of the problems in life are because of two reasons:

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"Most of the problems in life are because of two reasons:
We act without thinking or we keep thinking without acting."

There are two reasons why we don't trust people...

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There are two reasons why we don't trust people.
FIRST: We don't know them...
SECOND: We know them.....!!

You're 8 and you have an iPhone. Who do you call? Dora?

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You're 8 and you have an iPhone. Who do you call? Dora?

ibtada main Ishq itna masoom lagta hai ,

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ibtada main Ishq itna masoom lagta hai ,

Chota sa masoom sa khoti ka bacha hu jasy :D

Aap ke name ka 3rd letter aap ko bataega ki aap ko Zindagi mein subse zyada kya milega...

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Aap ke name ka 3rd letter
aap ko bataega ki aap ko Zindagi
mein subse zyada kya milega....????

A. Kiss
B. Rose C. Missed calls
D. Bohat izzat
E. Blessing
F. Dua
G. Mitha
H. Money
I. Respect
J. Khushi
K. Doulat
L. Perfums
M. Mohabbat
N. Happiness
O. Care
P. Friendship
Q. Gift
R. Lots of love
S. Love 4 ever
T. Tension U. Tears
V. Pain
W. Hug
X. Flate
Y. Chocolate
Z. Love

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love...

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We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight ...

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"Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday."
-John Wayne

Man made money, but Money made man Mad

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Man made money, but Money made man Mad

Even I fall in love with someone new... It would never be like the way ILOVEYOU

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Even I fall in love with someone new... It would never be like the way ILOVEYOU

So many messenger to talk to the same people, it's like buying five remotes for the same TV.

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So many messenger to talk to the same people, it's like buying five remotes for the same TV.

"You can tell the size of the man by the size of...

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"You can tell the size of the man by the size of the problem that gets him down."

Johnny Daniel

“The eye should learn to listen before it looks.” ― Robert Frank

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“The eye should learn to listen before it looks.”
― Robert Frank

The people that actually try to stay in your life are the only ones you really need.

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The people that actually try to stay in your life are the only ones you really need.

One of the greatest challenges in life is being yourself in a world that’s trying to make you like everyone else.

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One of the greatest challenges in life is being yourself in a world that’s trying to make you like everyone else.

If you can make a girl laugh – you can make her do anything.

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If you can make a girl laugh – you can make her do anything.

Million Dollar Truth...

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Million Dollar Truth.

Wife is Cute when she is Mute.

and

Husband is Honey when he gives Money.

So are you Cute or Honey?

Relatives coming soon. . .

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Relatives coming soon. . .
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Mum is cleaning the house, and
I'm cleaning the browser history..

1-admi ne Fish pakri jab ghar aaya to dekha Na gas...

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1-admi ne Fish pakri jab ghar aaya to dekha Na gas Na ata Na bijli Na oil admi wapis Fish ko darya me phenk aaya Fish upar aai or zor se chilai. JIYE Shareefo.

Profesr: What Is Atention Deficit Hyperactiv Disordr?

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Profesr: What Is Atention Deficit Hyperactiv Disordr? Student: Jimba Lomba Bomba Hudumba!! Prof: Ye Kya Tha? Student: Pehly aap Btao Vo Kya Tha...!!!!

A woman needs a reason to cheat! but a man just needs a woman :D

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A woman needs a reason to cheat!

but

a man just needs a woman :D

Police: Darwaza kholo Tumhari biwi truck k neechy aa...

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Police: Darwaza kholo Tumhari biwi truck k neechy aa kar paper ban gayi hai, . . . . . Sardar: To darwaza kholny ki kya zarurat hai? Neechy se hi sarka dO :D

I had an x-ray d0ne t0day & they f0und y0u in my heart. The d0ct0r said if they to0k y0u 0ut i w0uld die bec0z i c0uld n0t live wid0ut such a ...

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I had an x-ray d0ne t0day & they f0und y0u in my heart. The d0ct0r said if they to0k y0u 0ut i w0uld die bec0z i c0uld n0t live wid0ut such a l0ving pers0n.

Send this sms t0 every0ne y0u d0n't wanna l0se in 2014 & wh0 made y0u smile this year

All flowers don't represent love, But Rose...

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All flowers don't represent love,
But
Rose did it

Al birds can't speak
But
Parrot did it

Al dogs can't lead countries
But

He did it

Han Han Wohi ;)

Who is "me" 1 .Busy...

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Who is "me"
1 .Busy person.
2 .SweetHeart.
3 .Gud looking.
4 .True friend.
5 .Cool boy.
6 .Best friend.
7 .Cute & shy.
8 .Emotional.
9 .Trusty.
10.your life.
11.Smart boy.
12.Sensitive.
Reply must.

Ufone pesh krta hai 12 Aaney package apney un Jazz sarfeen k lye jnho ne 1st Jan 2011 se apni Telenor SIM istimal nhi ki...

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Ufone pesh krta hai 12 Aaney package apney un Jazz sarfeen k lye jnho ne 1st Jan 2011 se apni Telenor SIM istimal nhi ki,
so Abi Warid ka Rs 100 ka crd chrge kren aur Zong se sb keh dein
Mazeed malumat k liye apne PTCL se dial karn
0900-78601
Qk jahan khwab waha HBL

"Load sheding ne pagal bna dia"

“The Earth is Art, The Photographer is only a Witness ”

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“The Earth is Art, The Photographer is only a Witness ”

― Yann Arthus-Bertrand, Earth from Above

There are two types of people in the world:

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There are two types of people in the world:

1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm.

2. Idiots.

Every time my parents tell me a story from when they were kids, I imagine it in black and white.

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Every time my parents tell me a story from when they were kids, I imagine it in black and white.

That annoying moment when you're trying to end a conversation but the other person won't stop talking... #pleaseshutup

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That annoying moment when you're trying to end a conversation but the other person won't stop talking... #pleaseshutup

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

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“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

I'm sorry if my posts on Facebook remind you of how lazy you are.

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I'm sorry if my posts on Facebook remind you of how lazy you are.

Facebook Fact: Thinking That Someone Looks Good Until You Clicked "View More Photos".

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Facebook Fact: Thinking That Someone Looks Good Until You Clicked "View More Photos".

batameezi is...

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batameezi is
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pass ho k bhi treat na daina 1st year walon treat??

''People are probably not happy with their lives if they're busy discussing yours''

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''People are probably not happy with their lives if they're busy discussing yours''

When I get a headache, I take 2 to 3 aspirins and keep away from children......just like the bottle says to...

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When I get a headache, I take 2 to 3 aspirins and keep away from children......just like the bottle says to...

Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car...

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Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car
over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts.

The driver obviously confused said,"Officer, I don't understand, I wasn't doing over the speed limit!, What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer said, "you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous". "Slower than the speed limit? NO SIR! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the old woman said proudly.

The officer containing a chuckle explains that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned, thanking the officer for pointing out her error. "Before I go Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone OK?

These women seem badly shaken and haven't uttered a word all this time" "Oh! they will be alright in a minute, Officer, we just got off Route 142."

A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinions. - Chinese Proverb

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A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinions. - Chinese Proverb

Alhumdulilah for the good. Alhumdulilah for the bad. InshaAllah for the best that is yet to come.

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Alhumdulilah for the good. Alhumdulilah for the bad. InshaAllah for the best that is yet to come.

I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit in one spot with my computer all day.

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I don’t understand how my room gets so messy
when I literally sit in one spot with my computer
all day.

Next generation will say- Twinkle twinkle little cigar, i just went to...

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Next generation will say- Twinkle twinkle little cigar, i just went to ROYAL BAR whiskey rates are up so high so drink bear wid chicken fry!

Road becomes BROAD. When B Is added.

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Road becomes BROAD. When B Is added.
And a Cheetah become a BULL When B is Added.

A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?

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A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?

Answer: His horse name was Friday.

Which mobile brand are you using??

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Which mobile brand are you using??

Copy ur brand on the comment
box and see the magic but make
sure you remove the + sign and
no gap like [[your brand name]]
1. [+[Nokia]]
2. [+[LG]]
3. [+[Samsung]]
4. [+[Motorola]]
5. [+[HTC]]
6. [+[Micromax]]
7. [+[Blackberry]]
8. [+[China]]

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Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.

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Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like., "I've got nothing man "

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That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like., "I've got nothing man "

Newton's 1st law of love

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Newton's 1st law of love
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Love can neither be created nor can
be destroyed
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It can be only transferred from .
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Ex to Next !

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The Mafia wants either or money or life...

The wives want both!

Lesson#873 : NEVER skip dinner ....U'll definitely be doing the ''Fridge -walk'' later

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Lesson#873 : NEVER skip dinner ....U'll definitely be doing the ''Fridge -walk'' later

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. !

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Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. !

"The truth is, you don't break a bad habit; you replace it with a good one." -Denis Waitley

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"The truth is, you don't break a bad habit; you replace it with a good one."
- Denis Waitley

That ugly moment when at the climax of the argument you realise you're wrong.

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That ugly moment when at the climax of the argument you realise you're wrong.

Hum beybas beytanha beychain se h0 gay d0st jab se tu khud gharz 0r beyrehem h0 gaya.

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Hum beybas beytanha beychain se h0 gay
d0st
jab se tu khud gharz 0r beyrehem h0 gaya.

Received a call from a recruitment consultant.

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Received a call from a recruitment consultant.

She said " Sir I have two openings for you".

I said " Yes I know".

After a long silence, she hung up the phone..!!

Before bed: I dont wanna go to bed! In bed: I dont wanna get up! Before shower: I dont wanna take a shower! In shower: I dont wanna get out.

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Before bed: I dont wanna go to bed! In bed: I dont wanna get up! Before shower: I dont wanna take a shower! In shower: I dont wanna get out.

I think it's funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them.

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I think it's funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them.

“The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth."

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“The miracle is not to fly in the air,
or to walk on the water,
but to walk on the earth."

It's always fun listening to someone's lie when you already know the truth.

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It's always fun listening to someone's lie when you already know the truth.

- No one loves you for your flaws as much as your mom. One Like For Your Mom

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- No one loves you for your flaws as much as your mom.
One Like For Your Mom

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are."--Kurt Cobain

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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are."--Kurt Cobain

S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loving, Enlightened

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S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loving, Enlightened

Deleting one 'ha' from from your 'hahahhahahaha' because you feel like it's too much.

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Deleting one 'ha' from from your 'hahahhahahaha' because you feel like it's too much.

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.

5 janwaron k naam btao jo pani main rehty hn...

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Teacher to sardar:
5 janwaron k naam btao jo pani
main rehty hn...
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sardar:
''fish''
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teacher:
good good aur...
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sardar:
FISH di maa, piyo,ty pan ty praa!

Jasvinders' girlfriend told him to bring PROTECTION next time they...

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Jasvinders' girlfriend told him to bring PROTECTION next time they go on a date.
Jasvinder brought
3 Brothers,
25 Friends, &
12 Cousins
with hockey sticks...

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Girls to another girl in mall:-

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Girls to another girl in mall:-
"Waah! Kya mall hai yaar!"
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guys in mall:- "Waah! Kya maal
hai yaar!"

Na Rakhna , Mery chahne walo Ko Itna Masroof

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Na Rakhna , Mery chahne walo Ko Itna Masroof
:=AY KHUDA=:

Aisa Na Ho K Mujhe dafna diya Jay Or Unhain Khbr Tk Na Ho...!!

لڑکا: “میں تمھیں بنا چھوئے گلے لگا سکتا ہوں؟”

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لڑکا: “میں تمھیں بنا چھوئے گلے لگا سکتا ہوں؟”
لڑکی: “یہ ناممکن ہے۔”
لڑکا: “لگی شرط پیپسی کی؟”
لڑکی: “ٹھیک ہے۔”
لڑکے نے جلدی سے آگے بڑھ کر لڑکی کو گلے لگا لیا۔لڑکی چلائی تم نے مجھے چھوا!
لڑکا (ہنستے ہوئے) : “ہاں تو رو کیوں رہی ہے۔ لا رہا ہوں نا پیپسی۔”

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish...

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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of Lays and a Snicker bar. I feel better already.

Heart

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DostOOn KO Dil Se

Don’t try to change people; Just love them! Love is what changes us.

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Don’t try to change people; Just love them! Love is what changes us.

Nothing says you are ugly like Facebook asking ''Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture?

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Nothing says you are ugly like Facebook asking ''Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture?

Study - (verb) The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby. ;)

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Study - (verb) The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby. ;)

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People who sleep less tend to crave junk food - People who oversleep tend to crave more sleep.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”

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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”

Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation.

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Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

Good songs always end quickly. Smile always fades away...

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Good songs always end quickly. Smile always fades away. Happiness is always short lived. WHY? Why can't this good feeling last? I jus want to close my eyes and remain in my imagination, because there things are always warm and cosy.

Kaiynat K Saary Rung

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Kaiynat K Saary Rung
Runoun K Sare Phol
Pholon Ki Sari Khushbu
Khushbu K Sare Lamhe
Aur In Lamho Se Bharpoor
Zindagi Ki Dua
Ap Ki Salgirah Pe
Ap Ke Naam
Happy Birthday .

A child gives birth to a mother.

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A child gives birth to a mother.

The HR interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

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The HR interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the forms to fill in as well as when you may start". The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email." "I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means u do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10
in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket & buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realised that he can survive this way, and started to go everyday earlier and return late. Thus, his money dbld or trpld everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US .
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life Insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.

When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email." The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:
1) Internet/email/bbm/whatsapp is not the solution to your life.
2) If you don't have internet/email/bbm/whatsapp , and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
3) If you received this message by facebook/email/bbm/whatsapp, u are not any close to being a Billionaire.

Old generation - Night is for

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Old generation - Night is for sleep.
Our generation - Night is for downloading.

Sometimes when I play a game...

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Sometimes when I play a game, the screen goes
black and I see my own reflection on the laptop
screen, and wonder what I'm doing with my life.....
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and then next Level begins

If you chew on broken glass for a few minutes it starts to taste like blood.

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If you chew on broken glass for a few minutes it starts to taste like blood.

Thinking looks most productive when traveling n most useless in toilet. Unfortunately u cant write at either place.

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Thinking looks most productive when traveling n most useless in toilet. Unfortunately u cant write at either place.

Life is like a book, some chapters are happy some sad and some exciting, But ...

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Life is like a book, some chapters are happy some sad and some exciting,
But if you never turn the page you will never know what life has in store...

Positivity, fitness, logic can alone lead to wherever you want.

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Positivity, fitness, logic can alone lead to wherever you want.

"The proverb warns that 'you should not bite the hand that feeds you.' But may be you should, if it prevents you from feeding yourself"

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The proverb warns that 'you should not bite the hand that feeds you.' But may be you should, if it prevents you from feeding yourself

Dating co-worker is good or bad?

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Friend: Dating co-worker is good or bad?
Me: Bad! My wife really frowns upon me dating my coworkers..

Your name's 2nd Alphabet is ....

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Your name's 2nd Alphabet is ....

A = Romantic
B = Proud
C = Innocent
D = Lovable
E = Good but Hurtful
F = Compassionate
G-- Logical Minded
H = Leadership Potential
I = Helpful
J = Free-Spirited
K = Irritating
L = Funny
M = Emotional
N = Sensible
O = Supportive
P = Awesome
Q = Unpredictable
R = Practical
S = Loving
T = Fake
U = Sensitive
V = Genius
W = Calm
X = Easy-Going
Y = Intelligent
Z = Energetic...

Staying in a bad relationship is like holding a cactus...the tighter you hold the more it hurts!

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Staying in a bad relationship is like holding a cactus...the tighter you hold the more it hurts!

When someone shows you their TRUE colors , don't try to paint a different picture

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When someone shows you their TRUE colors , don't try to paint a different picture

“Tomorrow is your future, today is your life; Celebrate it! ..."

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“Tomorrow is your future, today is your life; Celebrate it! ..."

Why Don”t U Had A Boyfriend Yet?

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Sweet Flirt:

Boy: Why Don”t U Had A Boyfriend
Yet?

Girl: Am Not Allowed To Have A
Boyfriend,
Why Don”t U Have A Girlfriend..?

Boy: Cuz U R Not Allowed To Have A
Boyfriend Yet

Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.

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Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.

If a drop of water falls in a lake, it has no identity...

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If a drop of water falls in a lake, it has no identity...
but if it falls on a leaf, it shines like a pearl.
Therefore in life, always choose the best place to shine.

tmhara dost or gf kashti me...

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Teacher : Agar tmhara dost or gf kashti me
doob rahe ho to tum kise bachaoge ?
Student : Marne do dono ko..!
Teacher : kyu.?
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Student : Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein kar kya rhe the..

God opens millions of flowers without forcing the buds, it reminds us not to force anything for things happen in the right time.

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God opens millions of flowers without forcing the buds, it reminds us not to force anything for things happen in the right time.

Keep your dreams alive. Understand to achieve anything requires ...

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“Keep your dreams alive. Understand to achieve anything requires faith and belief in yourself, vision, hard work, determination, and dedication. Remember all things are possible for those who believe.”
- Gail Devers

The secret of your success is found in your daily routines .

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The secret of your success is found in your daily routines .

Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?

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One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class...

Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon...

Teacher : Wow !! what a choice...do you want her to be cool & calm like the moon?
Johnny : No, no...

Teacher: oh so u want her to be round and white? 🌕
Johny: No, no...

Teacher: Oh, so u want her to be fair and beautiful like d moon? 🌝
Johny: No, no...I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning :<

Some women are so pretty you don't ever want the movie to end.

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Some women are so pretty you don't ever want the movie to end.

The path to success...

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The path to...
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╰⇢⇢⇢╮
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╰⇢ SUCCESS
Isn't always straight.

You don't have to be a student of the arts to be an artist, The real talent comes from passion.

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You don't have to be a student of the arts to be an artist, The real talent comes from passion.

We're a part of a generation which considers completing a TV Series as an achievement.

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We're a part of a generation which considers
completing a TV Series as an achievement. :D

How are you going to make me believe that the chair in front of you is invisible?

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A psychology professor asked his students just one question for their final exams:

How are you going to make me believe that the chair in front of you is invisible?

It took all students an hour to finish the answer, excpt a lazy student who took only 5 seconds.

Eventually, the lazy student got the highest score. His answer was:

"WHICH CHAIR???"

Life is Simple. Keep it Simple..

It’s called sarcasm, and it confuses stupid people.

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It’s called sarcasm, and it confuses stupid people.

zinda raha to sub ka sath nibhaounga doston ...

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zinda raha to sub ka sath nibhaounga doston

bhool jaon to samjh lena k, aik shehzadi urra le gai shehzady ko ;)

A Sailor Was Stuck In An Island Where He Was The Only Survivor!

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A Sailor Was Stuck In An Island Where He Was The Only Survivor!

He Made A Hut For His Shelter.

Day And Night,

He Was Praying And Waiting For Someone To Rescue Him But Nobody Came!

He Stored Food In The Hut For His Survival But One Day!

The Hut Got Burnt To Ashes And Nothing Was Left Of It!

He Was So Angry! He Said,

"ALLAH, Why Have You Done This To Me?"

The Next Morning, Rescuers Came.
He Asked,

"How Did You know That I Was Here?

They Replied,

"We Saw A Smoke Signal!"

Trust ALLAH When Misfortune Happens,

Allah's Plans Are Always Greater Than Your Thoughts..

Wo hamain bewafa kehta hai to kehta rahy....

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Wo hamain bewafa kehta hai to kehta rahy....

<('.') ammi khti han
/"/> jo kehta hai
/"/ wo khud hi hota hai.....

Friends & Medicines play the ...

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Friends & Medicines play the same role in our life

Both take care of us in our pains

But the difference is,
Friends don't have an Expiry Date. !

Must Read: FAHASH or GANDAY Jokes ya Msgs fwd na kren bal_k Delete krden Q k Quran k mutabiq: "Be shak Wo log jo MOMINO me...

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Must Read:

FAHASH or GANDAY Jokes ya Msgs fwd na kren bal_k
Delete krden
Q k Quran k mutabiq:

"Be shak Wo log jo MOMINO me be-hayai phelana chahty hen un k lye dunya Or aakhirat me dard-nak Azaab hai"
(surat noor-19)

Kya hm Allah ka Dardnaak Azaab brdaasht kr sktay hen??

Dosto ko b smjhaen.
JzakALLAH?

Khuda Aap k Sare Ghum Rait Pr Likh De...

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Khuda Aap k Sare Ghum Rait Pr Likh De Ta'ke Hwa Se He Mit Jayen
OR
Khshyan Pthar Pr Likh De Ta'ke Hwa Tu Kya Barish B Na Mta Sky
Ameen.

Apna iman bachao aur yaad rakho 1.Ksi Islami Mahinay ki mubarkbad se Jannat wajib nhi hoti ...

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Apna iman bachao aur yaad rakho
1.Ksi Islami Mahinay ki mubarkbad se Jannat wajib nhi hoti
2.Allah k nam ya koi wazifa forwrd krne se KhushKhbri ya Aafat nhi ati
3.Nabi(S.A.W.W)ki Qasam de k msg forwrd krne ko kehna Haram he
4.Nabi (S.A.W.W) or BB ZAINAB k khwab me ane wale msgs forwrd na kren
5.koi b qurani ayat ya hadis pak ya ksi sahabi ka qoul confirmation k bghair forwrd na kren
Plz forwrd this important msg to others

BHEJO NA BHEJO PR plz is py amal zaror krna?

1 Larka or Larki ek dusre se boht pyaar karte thay

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"Real story" "Kya pyaar kerna itna bara gunah hai? 1 Larka or Larki ek dusre se boht pyaar karte thay... Larki k baap ko pata chal gaya. wo guhsse pe qabu na rakh saka or Larki se kaha "Tujhe mein aaj wo saza dunga k ishq karne walon k Liye nishan'e ibrat hoga. Usne Larki ko zameen per Lita k bijli se chalne wali aari uski gardan k paas ker k abhi chalai he thi k Achanak

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Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Going to College: late Going to a doctors appointment: late Going to a party: late Going to a concert: 8 hours early

Lift up your head princess. If not, the crown falls.

My girlfriend told me that if I bought her one more stupid gift she would burn it. So I bought her a candle.

Monday, November 4, 2013

3 most innocent faces in d world . ' . ' 1-"a sleeping baby." : ; ; ; 2-"udhar mangane wala aadmi" ; ; ; ; 3-"hamare parents ke samne baitha hua apna dost..

A Drop of Lemon Juice Can Spoil Gallons of Milk... Similarly A lil ignorance in self grooming Can Destroy The Beauty of a girl Take Care of Your grooming styles...

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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Going to College: late
Going to a doctors appointment: late
Going to a party: late
Going to a concert: 8 hours early

My girlfriend told me that if I bought her one more stupid gift she would burn it.
So I bought her a candle.

3 most innocent faces in d world
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.
'
1-"a sleeping baby."
:
;
;
;
2-"udhar mangane wala aadmi"
;
;
;
;
3-"hamare parents ke samne baitha hua apna dost..

A Drop of Lemon Juice Can Spoil Gallons
of Milk...
Similarly
A lil ignorance in self grooming Can Destroy The Beauty
of a girl
Take Care of Your grooming styles...