اچھی نیت والوں کو سکون ڈھونڈھنا نہیں پڑتا
ان کے دل کسی اجلی صبح کی طرح اجلے اور پرسکون ہوتے ہیں ،
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Tuesday, May 31, 2016
اچھی نیت والوں کو سکون ڈھونڈھنا نہیں پڑتا
4:16 AM
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Thursday, May 19, 2016
اچھے انسان کی سب سے پہلی اور آخری نشانی
11:32 PM
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اچھے انسان کی سب سے پہلی اور آخری نشانی یہ ہے کہ
وہ ان لوگوں کی بھی عزت کرتا ہے
جن سے اسے کسی قسم کے فائدے یا مفاد کی توقع نہیں ہوتی ،
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
l am worried about is my height and not my...
10:19 PM
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😄😄😄
Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc :- How come???
Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜
Now this is called positive attitude.. 👍👍😉
Tuesday, May 17, 2016
A Nice Catch
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A Nice Catch
The rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the pub. A ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle.
A tipsy- ooking, curious gentleman came over to him and asked what he was doing. 'Fishing,' the old man said simply.
'Poor old fool,' the gentleman thought and he invited the ragged old man to a drink in the pub. As he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman asked, 'And how many have you caught?'
'You're the eighth,' the old man answered.
Monday, May 16, 2016
Yeh kaunsa pack de diya Bhai!
12:42 AM
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_Man buys a pack of cigarette_
_Warning reads_
*smoking causes impotency*
_Goes back to store,_
_says:_
Yeh kaunsa pack de diya Bhai! Woh cancer wala doh
Men will be Men.
😂😂😂
Saturday, May 14, 2016
Height of...
4:28 AM
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Height of Fashion 👳
Lungi with a zip.
Height of Laziness 😪
Asking lift for morning walk.
Height of Craziness 😉
Get blank paper xerox.
Height of Honesty 😌
Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.
Height of de-hydration 😔
Cow giving milk powder.
Height of Hope 😒
A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime incoming.
Height of Stupidity 😵
Looking through key hole of a glass door.
Height of Suicide Attempt 😲
A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road.
Height of friendship 😜
It’s when your friend runs away with your wife ….
And you are really worried for your friend !!
Height of Attitude 😏
A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him..
Please Do not make noise by dropping coins!!
Use Currency notes.
Height Of Work Pressure 😤
An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See, Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office.
Friday, May 13, 2016
ﺗﻤﮭﺎﺭﯼ ﺑﮯ ﺳﮑﻮﻧﯽ ﺧﺘﻢ ﮨﻮ ﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﮔﯽ
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ﺟﺲ ﺩﻥ ﺗﻤﮭﯿﮟ ﯾﮧ ﻣﻌﻠﻮﻡ ﮨﻮﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﮔﺎ ﮐﮧ ﺟﻮ ﮐﺎﻡ ﺗﻤﮭﺎﺭﯼ ﻣﺮﺿﯽ ﺳﮯ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﮨﻮﺗﮯ ،
ﻭﮦ ﺗﻤﮭﺎﺭﮮ ﻟﯿﮯ ﮐﺘﻨﮯ ﺑﮩﺘﺮ ﮨﻮﺗﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ ﺍﺱ ﺩﻥ ﺗﻤﮭﺎﺭﯼ ﺑﮯ ﺳﮑﻮﻧﯽ ﺧﺘﻢ ﮨﻮ ﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﮔﯽ .
What do you do with a mistake - recognize it...
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"What do you do with a mistake: recognize it, admit it, learn from it, forget it." - Dean Smith
Thursday, May 12, 2016
Why send one big text when you can send...
11:16 AM
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Why send one big text when you can send 15 little ones in a row and be even more annoying.
مشورہ لے کر دیکھو
10:52 AM
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مشورہ لے کر دیکھو
کسی کا صبر دیکھنا ہو تو اس پر تنقید کرکے دیکھو
کسی کا ظرف دیکھنا ہو تو اسے عزت دے کر دیکھو
کسی کا خلوص دیکھنا ہو تو اس سے مشورہ لے کر دیکھو
کسی کی خصلت دیکھنی ہو تو اس کے ساتھ سفر کرکے دیکھو
کسی کی فطرت دیکھنی ہو تو اسے آزادی و اختیار دے کر دیکھو
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
آج کے دور میں وہ واحد شخص ہے جو پہلے...
7:46 PM
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پان والے کی عزت کیجیے، کیوں کہ آج کے دور میں وہ واحد شخص ہے جو پہلے پوچھتا ہے
چونا لگادوں صاحب۔۔؟
نیند کی گولیاں وه کهاتی هے،،،،، اور سکون ...
7:44 PM
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ابن انشا فرماتے هیں که مجھ میں اور میری بیوی میں بڑا عجیب سا اتفاق هے _______ نیند کی گولیاں وه کهاتی هے،،،،، اور
سکون مجهے ملتا هے. :D
اور سب سے مشکل کام
4:53 AM
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دنیا کا سب سے آسان کام دوسروں کو نصیحت کرنا ہے
اور سب سے مشکل کام کسی دوسرے کی نصیحت پہ عمل کرنا ہے
Monday, May 9, 2016
Feelings are much like waves, we can't...
6:13 AM
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Feelings are much like waves, we can't stop them from coming but, we can choose which ones to surf.
Sunday, May 8, 2016
Pakeeza aur Jazib-e-nazar Chehrey
12:56 PM
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Baaz logun ki soch ki khubsurti in ke aam se chehre ko pakeeza or jazib-nazar bana deti hai.
Saturday, May 7, 2016
Sometimes you can't explain what you see in a...
8:39 PM
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"Sometimes you can't explain what you see in a person. It's just the way they take you to a place, no one else can".
Akbar asked Birbal to look for five biggest idiots in his state and...
10:39 AM
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In search of Five Idiots:
Akbar asked Birbal to look for five biggest idiots in his state and produce them in his court within a month.
After a month's extensive search operations, Birbal brought to the court only two persons.
"But I asked for five", Akbar angrily asked.
"Give me a chance to present them one by one", Birbal pleaded and went on to present his idiots:
"Maharaj, this man, while travelling in a bullock cart, was keeping his luggage on his head so as not to hurt the bullocks. He is the first idiot.
Pointing to the second man Birbal continued, "And this man here is the second idiot. Some grass grew on the roof of his thatched house and he was trying to force his cow climb up a ladder to graze on them."
Birbal continued, "Maharaj, there were a lot of importants jobs for me to do in the state, but I ignored them and wasted a precious month in searching for idiots. According to me I am the third idiot."
Birbal paused here for a moment.
"Who are the fourth and fifth idiots?", Akbar thundered.
"Beg your pardon, Maharaj", Birbal continued, "You are the king and are responsible for the wellbeing of the entire state and its people. You need wise persons to help you oversee the state affairs. Instead of looking for wise people you engaged me to look for idiots. According to me you are the fourth idiot.
And, Maharaj, the person who is glued to this Whatsapp, keeping aside all his high priority assignments, oblivious of pressing needs of his familiy, just to learn who is the fifth idiot, is the fifth idiot himself. You will not find a better idiot to beat this one. What do you say, Maharaj?", Birbal concluded.
Akbar said, "This is a latest one. Post it immediately in all groups. Lots of idiots are eagerly waiting"..
A genie appeared in the dream of a woman...
9:34 AM
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A genie appeared in the dream of a woman.
"Whatever you want, just ask " it said.
"My husband’s eyes should be only on me during all waking hours."
"And then ..?"
"He should not be concerned with anything else in life except me."
"And then?"
"He should never sleep without me by his side."
"And then ..?"
"When he wakes up in the morning he should only see my face first."
"And then ..?"
"He should not go anywhere without me."
"And then ..?"
"If there is even a single scratch on me, he should go crazy with grief."
"And then ..?"
"That's it."
And, bingo, the genie turned the woman into a IPhone 6s Plus!
Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is...
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Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful.
