Tum Hi Ho (Aashiqui 2) the Chatting Version

The Chatting Song:
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In Tone: Tum Hi Ho (Aashiqui 2)
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Hum offline ab reh nahi sakte🚫
Tere bina kya status mera (2)😇
Tujhse agar BLOCK kabhi ho jaayenge.
toh khud se hi ho jayenge juda😑tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
Mera Status bhi, mera DP bhi,
Mera Update bhi ab tum hi ho..

Tera mera rishta hai kaisa,
Ik pal offline gawara nahi,
Tere liye Online hai rehete,
Tujh ko diya mera Waqt sabhi,🕧🕜🕝🕠🕟🕞🕡🕢🕦🕥🕤
Koi lamha mera na ho WhatsApp bina,
Har page pe he naam tera...

Kyunki tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
‘Hmmmm’ bhi, mera 'OK' bhi,ab tum hi ho.

Tumhi ho... Tumhi ho...
Tere liye Online raha mein
Tere 'Last Seen' ne mujhko sambhala
dusro ke msgs ko dil se nikala
.
Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho..
'OKAY' bhi, mera 'K' bhi
Mera 'OK' bhi ab tum hi ho....
Kunki ab tum hi ho.....💕💞💌

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ibtada main Ishq itna masoom lagta hai ,

ibtada main Ishq itna masoom lagta hai ,

Chota sa masoom sa khoti ka bacha hu jasy :D

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Next generation will say- Twinkle twinkle little cigar, i just went to...

Next generation will say- Twinkle twinkle little cigar, i just went to ROYAL BAR whiskey rates are up so high so drink bear wid chicken fry!

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zinda raha to sub ka sath nibhaounga doston ...

zinda raha to sub ka sath nibhaounga doston


bhool jaon to samjh lena k, aik shehzadi urra le gai shehzady ko ;)

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Sardar's poetry, Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nhi tha. Wah Wah Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nhi tha

Sardar's poetry,

Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nhi tha.

Wah

Wah

Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nhi tha.

Gali me ja k dekha to khirki me koi nhi tha :D

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Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,

'Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya par wo late aayi,
Girl: Soory i m late
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai..'

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After falling in love: "JEENEY laga hun...

After falling in love: "JEENEY laga
hun... pehle se jyada!!"
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After BREAK- UP : "PEENEY laga
hun...
pehle se jyada...

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Pyar Krne Wale Pareshan H0 Jate Hain ...

Pyar Krne Wale Pareshan H0 Jate Hain
Shadi Krne Wale Pagal H0 Jate Hain
Drink krne Wale Devdas H0 Jate Hain
Par
Hamare SmS Parhne Wale sirf
Hamare Ho jate hain.

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Khamosh Dekh k Mujhse Chand Ne Kaha: Apke Chahne Walo Ne Apko Bhula Diya Hoga ...

Khamosh Dekh k Mujhse Chand Ne Kaha:

Apke Chahne Walo Ne Apko Bhula Diya Hoga

Mene Muskura K Jawab Diya


Wo Bewafa Nahi
Kanjus hai
Package khatam hogia hoga.

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Mat Kar Piyar Roshni Se Ye Pal...

Mat Kar Piyar Roshni Se Ye Pal Bhar Ki Mehman hai,
,
,
Dil Laga Es Andhere Se Jo QABAR tak  Meharban hai.
,
From: K.E.S.C

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Pyar China ka maal hai, koi guarantee nahi, koi warranty nahi.

Pyar China ka maal hai, koi guarantee nahi, koi warranty nahi.

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Khud ko kar kanjoos itna k har sms bhejne se pehle...

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna
k har sms bhejne se pehle...

Service Center wala call ker k khud puche…?

BHAI Pakka Bhejna hy na

k

“Sending Fail ” kar doon.
—

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A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy,"

A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled,
"we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled,
"we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled,
"we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, it's because you're 25."

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Poling Station Main Any Wali Larki Mere Dil Main Sama Gai...

Poling Station Main Any Wali Larki Mere Dil Main Sama Gai -
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Mulk Ka Tu Pata Nahi Dost
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Mgr Apni Zindagi Main To Tabdeeli AA gai

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chand ko b mil gaie chandni, taaron ka kia hoga?

:Old genration:

:-| roshni chand se hoti hai sitaron se nahi..,,

muhabbat aik se hoti ha hazaron se nahi..!!!

New genration:

B-) chand ko b mil gaie chandni, taaron ka kia hoga?

muhabbat aik Hi se kar li to baki hazaron ka kia hoga?

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Phool hon gulab ka chambeli ka met samaghna...

Phool hon gulab ka chambeli ka met samaghna...
aashiq hon aapka apni saheli ka met samaghna

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