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Showing posts with label One Liners. Show all posts
Showing posts with label One Liners. Show all posts
Friday, June 17, 2016
Thursday, June 9, 2016
One day the people that didn't believe in you, will tell
3:06 PM
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The Ultimate Inspiration & Motivation:
"One day, the people that didn't believe in you, will tell everyone how they met you"
جب آپ مشکلات میں ہوتے ہیں تو آپ اکثر
5:42 AM
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جب آپ مشکلات میں ہوتے ہیں تو آپ اکثر سوچتے ہیں کہ اللہ کہاں ہے؟
یاد رکھیئے، امتحان کے دوران استاد ہمیشہ خاموش ہوتا ہے..
Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Waqt ki dosti tou har koe karta hai, maza tou tab hai jab...
5:45 AM
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Waqt ki dosti tou har koe karta hai, maza tou tab hai jab waqt badal jaye par dost na badle ;)
Some fresh husband wife naughty bytes
4:09 AM
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Some fresh husband wife naughty bytes
👊👊👊👊👊😂
Wife: I hate you.
Husband: What a co-incidence.
😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
A smart wife's note for the husband :
I am going out with my friends for dinner. Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at reliance Fresh.
😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
Wife: "Darling Let's Enjoy our Saturday and Sunday"!
Husband: "Good Idea!, Let's meet on Monday....!"
😂😂😆😆😆😆😜
Boss to his friend: Kya zamana aaya hai. My secretary resigned yesterday.
Friend: Why?
Boss: She caught me with my wife in cofee shop
😜😝😛😛😝😜😝😝
Monday, June 6, 2016
جو غلطی کر نہیں سکتا وہ فرشتہ ہے جو غلطی کر کے اُس پر
7:43 AM
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جو غلطی کر نہیں سکتا وہ فرشتہ ہے جو غلطی کر کے اُس پر ڈٹ جائے وہ شیطان ہے اور جو غلطی کر کے فورا توبہ کر لے وہ انسان ہے.
Thursday, June 2, 2016
بعض لوگ اچھا بننے کے لئے اتنی کوشش نہیں کرتے جتنی
6:27 AM
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بعض لوگ اچھا بننے کے لئے اتنی کوشش نہیں کرتے جتنی کہ اچھا نظر آنے کے لیے کرتے ہیں۔
Baz log acha banay Kay leeyaa itni koshish nahi kertay jitni kay acha nazer aanay Kay leeyaa kertay hain.
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Saturday, May 14, 2016
Height of...
4:28 AM
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Height of Fashion 👳
Lungi with a zip.
Height of Laziness 😪
Asking lift for morning walk.
Height of Craziness 😉
Get blank paper xerox.
Height of Honesty 😌
Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.
Height of de-hydration 😔
Cow giving milk powder.
Height of Hope 😒
A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime incoming.
Height of Stupidity 😵
Looking through key hole of a glass door.
Height of Suicide Attempt 😲
A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road.
Height of friendship 😜
It’s when your friend runs away with your wife ….
And you are really worried for your friend !!
Height of Attitude 😏
A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him..
Please Do not make noise by dropping coins!!
Use Currency notes.
Height Of Work Pressure 😤
An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See, Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office.
Friday, May 13, 2016
ﺗﻤﮭﺎﺭﯼ ﺑﮯ ﺳﮑﻮﻧﯽ ﺧﺘﻢ ﮨﻮ ﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﮔﯽ
8:13 PM
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ﺟﺲ ﺩﻥ ﺗﻤﮭﯿﮟ ﯾﮧ ﻣﻌﻠﻮﻡ ﮨﻮﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﮔﺎ ﮐﮧ ﺟﻮ ﮐﺎﻡ ﺗﻤﮭﺎﺭﯼ ﻣﺮﺿﯽ ﺳﮯ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﮨﻮﺗﮯ ،
ﻭﮦ ﺗﻤﮭﺎﺭﮮ ﻟﯿﮯ ﮐﺘﻨﮯ ﺑﮩﺘﺮ ﮨﻮﺗﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ ﺍﺱ ﺩﻥ ﺗﻤﮭﺎﺭﯼ ﺑﮯ ﺳﮑﻮﻧﯽ ﺧﺘﻢ ﮨﻮ ﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﮔﯽ .
Thursday, May 12, 2016
Why send one big text when you can send...
11:16 AM
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Why send one big text when you can send 15 little ones in a row and be even more annoying.
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
اور سب سے مشکل کام
4:53 AM
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دنیا کا سب سے آسان کام دوسروں کو نصیحت کرنا ہے
اور سب سے مشکل کام کسی دوسرے کی نصیحت پہ عمل کرنا ہے
Sunday, May 8, 2016
Pakeeza aur Jazib-e-nazar Chehrey
12:56 PM
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Baaz logun ki soch ki khubsurti in ke aam se chehre ko pakeeza or jazib-nazar bana deti hai.
Saturday, May 7, 2016
Sometimes you can't explain what you see in a...
8:39 PM
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"Sometimes you can't explain what you see in a person. It's just the way they take you to a place, no one else can".
