Do you guys call your wives 'Honey' in your native language?

American: Do you guys call your wives 'Honey' in your native language? Indian: no, we call them 'bee-bee' - they sting twice as hard as the honey bee! 😝🐝...

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پیسے کو گھماؤ ! نہ کہ اس پر سانپ بن کر بیٹھ جاؤ

ایک قصبے کے ہوٹل میں ایک سیاح داخل ہوا اور مالک سے اسکے ہوٹل کا بہترین کمرہ دکھانے کو کہا. مالک نے اسے بہترین کمرہ کی چابی اور کمرہ دیکھنے کی اجازت دے دی. سیاح نے کاؤنٹر پر ایک سو ڈالر کا نوٹ بطور ایڈوانس رکھا اور کمرہ دیکھنے چلا گیا. اسی وقت قصبے کا قصاب ہوٹل کے مالک سے گوشت کی رقم لینے آیا. ہوٹل کے مالک نے وہی سو ڈالر کا نوٹ اٹھا کر قصاب کو دے دیا کیونکہ اسے یقین تھا کہ سیاح کو کمرہ پسند آجائے گا. قصاب نے وہ سو ڈالر کا نوٹ فورا اپنے جانور سپلائی کرنے والے کو دے دیا. جانور سپلائی والا ایک ڈاکٹر کا مقروض تھا جس سے وہ علاج کروا رہا تھا اس نے وہ...

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*GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE* !

Received a hilarious one for our generation.!!😍😜 *GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE* ! 📠 Good Morning ! At present, we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep.🔅 Beeeeeppp... ● If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is. ● If you need us to stay with the children, press 2. ● If you want to borrow the car, press 3. ● If you want us to wash your clothes and do iron, press 4. ● If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press...

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A Double Bedroom, please.

Man checks in a hotel... A Double Bedroom, please. Hotel Manager: But, Sir you are alone..! Man: Yes, but I am a Married Man and I wish to "ENJOY SILENCE" from the other side of the BED. 😂😂...

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A good relationship always need just 2 things ...

A good relationship always need just 2 things ... A "little time" spent with them... Or .. A "true care" shown always ....

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How can you expect me to remember your birthday when u never...

Wife (angrily) 😡: I don't believe this.. You forgot my birthday again?? How can you do this..       Husband: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when u never look older..! Wife (clears her throat & smiles)☺☺ : Jaanu, Sacchi.. 😛Husband in his mind- "saala sahi time pe dialogue aa gaya..warna khatam tha aaj 😜😜 !!...

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Please pray for my neighbour's wife...

Please pray for my neighbour's wife ... We are on our way to the hospital now. She swallowed a Memory Card (32GB) and she is singing all the songs on it. We don't know what will happen when she gets to the videos folder 😀😜😜...

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I and lizard have huge respect for both

I and lizard have huge respect for both of them. When I enter in the room she disappears and, when she enters in the room, I go out wo bhi foran se :D :D ...

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ایک سائنسدان نے شادی کر لی..

شادی کیا ہوتی ہے ؟ یہ سمجھنے کے لیے ایک سائنسدان نے شادی کر لی.... اب اس کو سمجھ نہی آرہا کہ سائنس کیا ہوتی  ہے......

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Opportunity follows struggle. It follows effort...

Opportunity follows struggle. It follows effort. It follows hard work. It doesn't come befor...

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