March 2014 ~ Best of SMS & Text Messages for CopyPaste Fun

Sunday, March 23, 2014

"Middle class honay mai koi problem nahi hai Soch middle class nahi honi chahiye".

1:44 AM No comments

"Middle class honay mai koi problem nahi hai
Soch middle class nahi honi chahiye".

Attractive is my face, character is my great...

9:34 AM No comments

Attractive is my face, character is my great, sweet is my smile and unique is my style!! kaisaaaa

Good Morning in 16 languages

9:14 PM No comments

Aj hum apko 16 zabano my good M0rning kihty hain:
Subh Bakhair
(URDU)

Good Morning
(ENGLISH)
Sahar Mo Pakhair
(PASHTO)
Sabah Al-Khair
(ARABIC)
Sabah Al-Noor
(EGYPT)
Jou Shan
(CHINA)
Sobh Bekheir
(IRAN)
Bom Dia
(PORTUGAL)
Buna Dimineata
(ROMANIA)
Buenos Dias
(SPAIN)
Ohayo Gozaimasu
(JAPAN)
Buongiorno
(ITALY)
God Morgen
(NORWAY)
Subah Parbhat
(HINDI)
Selamat Pagi
(MALAYSIA)
Selamat Siang
(INDONESIA)

What are lizards?

5:02 AM No comments

Awesome answer by a kid....
What are lizards?
They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young

*****
What is a Pizza..?
Awesome answer:
A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher education !

Wife entered bed room and found hubby asleep ...

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Wife entered bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work.
Walked closer to him, played with his hair softly, sweetly and
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* PHATTTAKK*
slapped his face... and said;
"last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand...

6:30 PM No comments

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He
approached her and asked,
"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You
lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a
two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you!"
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do,
he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defence attorney was equally stunned.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ?

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Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ?

Answer : Princess Diana's death .

Question : How come ?

Answer :An English princess with an

Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a

French tunnel, driving a

German car with a

Dutch engine, driven by a

Belgian who was drunk on

Scottish whisky: followed closely by

Italian Paparazzis in

Japanese motorcycles; treated by an

American doctor, using

Brazilian medicines.

And moreover this is sent to you by an

INDIAN,

using
American technology, and you're probably reading this on your iPhone or Samsung or blackberry , that use

Taiwanese chips, and a

Korean screen, assembled by

Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by

PAKISTANI lorry-drivers, .... . That is

"" Globalisation

۔ یہ سب آپ نے کس سے سیکھی ہیں۔۔؟

4:26 AM No comments

حکیم لقمانؒ سے کسی نے پوچھا: "آپ اتنی پُرمغز اور حکمت بھری باتیں کرتے ہیں۔ یہ سب آپ نے کس سے سیکھی ہیں۔۔؟

ارشاد فرمایا، "بےوقوفوں اور احمقوں سے۔۔!"

"وہ کیسے۔۔؟" پوچھنے والے نے سوال کیا۔

آپ نے فرمایا: "جو وہ غلط اور لغو باتیں کرتے تھے، میں اُن سے اجتناب کرتا تھا۔۔!"

GF: Hey baby, what plans for weekend ?

6:31 AM No comments

GF: Hey baby, what plans for weekend ?
BF: Income Tax Returns

GF: Hey first part kab release hua tha?

Judge : Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko daraa ke, dhamka ke , apne control me rakha hai...

7:45 AM No comments

Judge : Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko daraa ke, dhamka ke , apne control me rakha hai.

Mulzim : Judge sahab aisa hai ki ....

Judge : Safaai nai; Tarika batao Tarika , Kaise rakha........

"My view is that you should never miss anything that doesn't miss you" - Joan Collins

7:10 AM No comments

"My view is that you should never miss anything that doesn't miss you"
- Joan Collins

"Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining." - Mason Cooley

6:08 AM No comments

"Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining."
- Mason Cooley

It’s very easy to hurt someone & say sorry but it’s very difficult to get hurt and say it’s OK.

3:31 AM No comments

It’s very easy to hurt someone & say sorry but it’s very difficult to get hurt and say it’s OK.

1990 m American Bank Ne "BILL GATES"ko 2 lac Dollar ka loan Reject kya tha..

11:08 PM No comments

1990 m American Bank Ne "BILL GATES"ko 2 lac Dollar ka loan Reject kya tha..

2001 me Dunya ka Ameer Admi "BILL GATES" n us Bank ko Khrid lya..

0r Aaj 2-3-2014
" Mobilink" walo n Mera Loan Reject kya hy 10 Rupe ka ..

U just Wait & Watch

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Na Na Mafi ka to Swal hi Paida Nhi Hota....