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Indian: no, we call them 'bee-bee' - they sting twice as hard as the honey bee!
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Showing posts with label Hindi. Show all posts
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Monday, August 8, 2016
Do you guys call your wives 'Honey' in your native language?
7:12 PM
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Sunday, March 23, 2014
Friday, March 21, 2014
Attractive is my face, character is my great...
9:34 AM
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Attractive is my face, character is my great, sweet is my smile and unique is my style!! kaisaaaa
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Good Morning in 16 languages
9:14 PM
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Aj hum apko 16 zabano my good M0rning kihty hain:
Subh Bakhair
(URDU)
Subh Bakhair
(URDU)
Good Morning
(ENGLISH)
Sahar Mo Pakhair
(PASHTO)
Sabah Al-Khair
(ARABIC)
Sabah Al-Noor
(EGYPT)
Jou Shan
(CHINA)
Sobh Bekheir
(IRAN)
Bom Dia
(PORTUGAL)
Buna Dimineata
(ROMANIA)
Buenos Dias
(SPAIN)
Ohayo Gozaimasu
(JAPAN)
Buongiorno
(ITALY)
God Morgen
(NORWAY)
Subah Parbhat
(HINDI)
Selamat Pagi
(MALAYSIA)
Selamat Siang
(INDONESIA)
(ENGLISH)
Sahar Mo Pakhair
(PASHTO)
Sabah Al-Khair
(ARABIC)
Sabah Al-Noor
(EGYPT)
Jou Shan
(CHINA)
Sobh Bekheir
(IRAN)
Bom Dia
(PORTUGAL)
Buna Dimineata
(ROMANIA)
Buenos Dias
(SPAIN)
Ohayo Gozaimasu
(JAPAN)
Buongiorno
(ITALY)
God Morgen
(NORWAY)
Subah Parbhat
(HINDI)
Selamat Pagi
(MALAYSIA)
Selamat Siang
(INDONESIA)
Thursday, March 6, 2014
Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ?
3:35 AM
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Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ?
Answer : Princess Diana's death .
Question : How come ?
Answer :An English princess with an
Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a
German car with a
Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was drunk on
Scottish whisky: followed closely by
Italian Paparazzis in
Japanese motorcycles; treated by an
American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines.
And moreover this is sent to you by an
INDIAN,
using
American technology, and you're probably reading this on your iPhone or Samsung or blackberry , that use
Taiwanese chips, and a
Korean screen, assembled by
Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by
PAKISTANI lorry-drivers, .... . That is
"" Globalisation
Answer : Princess Diana's death .
Question : How come ?
Answer :An English princess with an
Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a
German car with a
Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was drunk on
Scottish whisky: followed closely by
Italian Paparazzis in
Japanese motorcycles; treated by an
American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines.
And moreover this is sent to you by an
INDIAN,
using
American technology, and you're probably reading this on your iPhone or Samsung or blackberry , that use
Taiwanese chips, and a
Korean screen, assembled by
Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by
PAKISTANI lorry-drivers, .... . That is
"" Globalisation
Monday, March 3, 2014
GF: Hey baby, what plans for weekend ?
6:31 AM
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GF: Hey baby, what plans for weekend ?
BF: Income Tax Returns
GF: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
BF: Income Tax Returns
GF: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
Sunday, March 2, 2014
Judge : Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko daraa ke, dhamka ke , apne control me rakha hai...
7:45 AM
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Judge : Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko daraa ke, dhamka ke , apne control me rakha hai.
Mulzim : Judge sahab aisa hai ki ....
Judge : Safaai nai; Tarika batao Tarika , Kaise rakha........
Saturday, March 1, 2014
1990 m American Bank Ne "BILL GATES"ko 2 lac Dollar ka loan Reject kya tha..
11:08 PM
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1990 m American Bank Ne "BILL GATES"ko 2 lac Dollar ka loan Reject kya tha..
2001 me Dunya ka Ameer Admi "BILL GATES" n us Bank ko Khrid lya..
0r Aaj 2-3-2014
" Mobilink" walo n Mera Loan Reject kya hy 10 Rupe ka ..
U just Wait & Watch
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<))>
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Na Na Mafi ka to Swal hi Paida Nhi Hota....
2001 me Dunya ka Ameer Admi "BILL GATES" n us Bank ko Khrid lya..
0r Aaj 2-3-2014
" Mobilink" walo n Mera Loan Reject kya hy 10 Rupe ka ..
U just Wait & Watch
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<))>
_/ /_
Na Na Mafi ka to Swal hi Paida Nhi Hota....
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Tum Hi Ho (Aashiqui 2) the Chatting Version
11:23 PM
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The Chatting Song:
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In Tone: Tum Hi Ho (Aashiqui 2)
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Hum offline ab reh nahi sakte🚫
Tere bina kya status mera (2)😇
Tujhse agar BLOCK kabhi ho jaayenge.
toh khud se hi ho jayenge juda😑tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
Mera Status bhi, mera DP bhi,
Mera Update bhi ab tum hi ho..
Tera mera rishta hai kaisa,
Ik pal offline gawara nahi,
Tere liye Online hai rehete,
Tujh ko diya mera Waqt sabhi,🕧🕜🕝🕠🕟🕞🕡🕢🕦🕥🕤
Koi lamha mera na ho WhatsApp bina,
Har page pe he naam tera...
Kyunki tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
‘Hmmmm’ bhi, mera 'OK' bhi,ab tum hi ho.
Tumhi ho... Tumhi ho...
Tere liye Online raha mein
Tere 'Last Seen' ne mujhko sambhala
dusro ke msgs ko dil se nikala
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Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho..
'OKAY' bhi, mera 'K' bhi
Mera 'OK' bhi ab tum hi ho....
Kunki ab tum hi ho.....💕💞💌
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In Tone: Tum Hi Ho (Aashiqui 2)
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Hum offline ab reh nahi sakte🚫
Tere bina kya status mera (2)😇
Tujhse agar BLOCK kabhi ho jaayenge.
toh khud se hi ho jayenge juda😑tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
Mera Status bhi, mera DP bhi,
Mera Update bhi ab tum hi ho..
Tera mera rishta hai kaisa,
Ik pal offline gawara nahi,
Tere liye Online hai rehete,
Tujh ko diya mera Waqt sabhi,🕧🕜🕝🕠🕟🕞🕡🕢🕦🕥🕤
Koi lamha mera na ho WhatsApp bina,
Har page pe he naam tera...
Kyunki tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
‘Hmmmm’ bhi, mera 'OK' bhi,ab tum hi ho.
Tumhi ho... Tumhi ho...
Tere liye Online raha mein
Tere 'Last Seen' ne mujhko sambhala
dusro ke msgs ko dil se nikala
.
Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho..
'OKAY' bhi, mera 'K' bhi
Mera 'OK' bhi ab tum hi ho....
Kunki ab tum hi ho.....💕💞💌
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Jab Sardi Ki Raaton Main...
11:16 AM
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Jab Sardi Ki Raaton Main Kitaab Kholo Tu Zehan Main Ek -Equation- Aati Hai.
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Bed - Razai Dafa Karo Parhai
Friday, December 20, 2013
Please pray 4 me My Condition is serious. I am Getting Day by day.
10:36 PM
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Please pray 4 me My Condition is serious. I am Getting Day by day.
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More Beautiful More Good Looking - More Cute-
Dua Kro menu nazar na Lge :D
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More Beautiful More Good Looking - More Cute-
Dua Kro menu nazar na Lge :D
Dharam Pita means - Not real father..
4:58 AM
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Dharam Pita means - Not real father..
Dharam Bhai means :- not real brother..
Dharam sister means :- not real sister..
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Then why ??
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Dharam patni means - Real wife... ?
Dharam Bhai means :- not real brother..
Dharam sister means :- not real sister..
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Then why ??
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Dharam patni means - Real wife... ?
Thursday, December 19, 2013
aapko kitne saalo ka experience hai ?
2:15 AM
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Interviewer - aapko kitne saalo ka experience hai ?
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Santa - sir, maine kabhi saalo ko try nahi kiya,
lekin mujhe 2 saaliyo ka experience hai...
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Santa - sir, maine kabhi saalo ko try nahi kiya,
lekin mujhe 2 saaliyo ka experience hai...
Saturday, December 7, 2013
Height of MISUNDERSTANDING..!!
11:18 AM
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Height of MISUNDERSTANDING..!!
Someone placed a bomb
Everyone started shouting:
"Aunty bomb hai"
"Aunty bomb hai"
She smiled & said :
"Nahi re paglon, ab Pehle jaisi baat kahan.."
Someone placed a bomb
Everyone started shouting:
"Aunty bomb hai"
"Aunty bomb hai"
She smiled & said :
"Nahi re paglon, ab Pehle jaisi baat kahan.."
Friday, December 6, 2013
Ak larki ki shadi thi,sarey mehman...
8:03 PM
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Ak larki ki shadi thi,sarey
mehman aa chukey
they..baraat ka intezar tha..
raat ka 1 baj gaya,barat
nhi aai,mehaman janey lgy,
2 baj gaya larki ki maa
sadmey se be hosh hogai,
3 baj gaey larki k baap ko
dil ka dora parr
gaya..aakhir
4 bjey ak aadmi bhagta hoa
shadi waley tent m dakhil
hoa aur tez awaz m chillaya
"mubarak ho,dulhey ki car
ko
CNG mil gai".
mehman aa chukey
they..baraat ka intezar tha..
raat ka 1 baj gaya,barat
nhi aai,mehaman janey lgy,
2 baj gaya larki ki maa
sadmey se be hosh hogai,
3 baj gaey larki k baap ko
dil ka dora parr
gaya..aakhir
4 bjey ak aadmi bhagta hoa
shadi waley tent m dakhil
hoa aur tez awaz m chillaya
"mubarak ho,dulhey ki car
ko
CNG mil gai".
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Wife: Agr Me Pakistan Ki Sb Sy Bari...
7:31 PM
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Wife: Agr Me Pakistan Ki Sb Sy Bari Choti K2 Pr Charhny Main Kamyab Ho Jaon, To Ap Mujhy Kia Dain Gy?
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Husband: Halka Sa Dhakaa..
Monday, November 25, 2013
Beshak mushkil waqt bata kar nahi...
5:54 PM
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Beshak mushkil waqt bata kar nahi ata, magar sikha kar or samjha kar boht Kuch jata hai..!
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Biwi: Suna hay Jannat may biwi ko shohar kay saath nahi rehnay daeN gay.
4:03 AM
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Biwi: Suna hay Jannat may biwi ko shohar kay saath nahi rehnay daeN gay.
Husband: Theek suna hay..
Biwi: Aisa KioN
Husband: "PAGLI" issi liyeh to ussay jannat kehtay haeN.
Husband: Theek suna hay..
Biwi: Aisa KioN
Husband: "PAGLI" issi liyeh to ussay jannat kehtay haeN.
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Kanjoos Doctor apne betay sey
12:17 AM
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Kanjoos Doctor apne betay sey: Mai chahta hun k tum b Doctor bano.
Beta: Magr kyun dady?
Doctor: Takay mera white coat tumharay kaam aaye.
Beta: Magr kyun dady?
Doctor: Takay mera white coat tumharay kaam aaye.
Monday, November 4, 2013
3 most innocent faces in d world
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3 most innocent faces in d world
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1-"a sleeping baby."
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2-"udhar mangane wala aadmi"
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3-"hamare parents ke samne baitha hua apna dost..
