A good relationship always need just 2
things ...
A "little time" spent with them...
Or ..
A "true care" shown always ...
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Tuesday, June 28, 2016
A good relationship always need just 2 things ...
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Thursday, June 23, 2016
How can you expect me to remember your birthday when u never...
4:15 AM
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Wife (angrily) 😡: I don't believe this..
You forgot my birthday again??
How can you do this..
Husband: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when u never look older..!
Wife (clears her throat & smiles)☺☺ : Jaanu, Sacchi..
😛Husband in his mind- "saala sahi time pe dialogue aa gaya..warna khatam tha aaj 😜😜 !!".
Sunday, June 19, 2016
Please pray for my neighbour's wife...
8:38 AM
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Please pray for my neighbour's wife ... We are on our way to the hospital now. She swallowed a Memory Card (32GB) and she is singing all the songs on it. We don't know what will happen when she gets to the videos folder 😀😜😜😜
Saturday, June 18, 2016
I and lizard have huge respect for both
12:56 PM
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I and lizard have huge respect for both of them. When I enter in the room she disappears and, when she enters in the room, I go out wo bhi foran se :D :D :D
ایک سائنسدان نے شادی کر لی..
4:02 AM
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شادی کیا ہوتی ہے ؟
یہ سمجھنے کے لیے ایک سائنسدان نے شادی کر لی....
اب اس کو سمجھ نہی آرہا کہ سائنس کیا ہوتی ہے.....
Friday, June 17, 2016
Opportunity follows struggle. It follows effort...
4:31 AM
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Opportunity follows struggle. It follows effort. It follows hard work. It doesn't come before.
Thursday, June 16, 2016
Police : Why didn't you report your stolen Credit Card ?
4:02 AM
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Police : Why didn't you report your stolen Credit Card ?
Santa : The thief is spending less than my Wife...
😂 😂 😜
Young Engineer and Boss
4:02 AM
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A young Engineer was leaving the office at 5:45pm, when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in the hand.
"Listen this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you made this thing work? asked the CEO
"certainly," said the Engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, Excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
Lesson: NEVER, Never, Never, ever assume that your Boss Knows what he's doing😨😬😀
Monday, June 13, 2016
?+?+?+?80+90=100
10:44 PM
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Who can solve this quiz ?
?+?+?+?80+90=100
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Answer:
Akar Bakar Bumbay Bo, 80 + 90 puray 100 !
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Sunday, June 12, 2016
Height of getting lucky
5:24 AM
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Height of getting lucky
My neighbor's wife texted me,
"I am new on whatsapp... Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?"
I replied : "I don't know, Love You, Talk To You Later !"
She replied : "No problem. I'll ask you later... Love you too..."
😜😅😂
Friday, June 10, 2016
Gujarati Funeral ..... Excellent one...
4:56 AM
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Gujarati Funeral ..... Excellent one...
A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid;
they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:
Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Neetaben and Varsha,
I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that
she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.
On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.Just distribute the rest among yourselves.
The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace,earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her..
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.Please distribute all these fairly.
Love Neeta.
PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well nowadays... 😳😳😳😏😜......
Thursday, June 9, 2016
One day the people that didn't believe in you, will tell
3:06 PM
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The Ultimate Inspiration & Motivation:
"One day, the people that didn't believe in you, will tell everyone how they met you"
جب آپ مشکلات میں ہوتے ہیں تو آپ اکثر
5:42 AM
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جب آپ مشکلات میں ہوتے ہیں تو آپ اکثر سوچتے ہیں کہ اللہ کہاں ہے؟
یاد رکھیئے، امتحان کے دوران استاد ہمیشہ خاموش ہوتا ہے..
Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Waqt ki dosti tou har koe karta hai, maza tou tab hai jab...
5:45 AM
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Waqt ki dosti tou har koe karta hai, maza tou tab hai jab waqt badal jaye par dost na badle ;)
Some fresh husband wife naughty bytes
4:09 AM
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Some fresh husband wife naughty bytes
👊👊👊👊👊😂
Wife: I hate you.
Husband: What a co-incidence.
😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
A smart wife's note for the husband :
I am going out with my friends for dinner. Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at reliance Fresh.
😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
Wife: "Darling Let's Enjoy our Saturday and Sunday"!
Husband: "Good Idea!, Let's meet on Monday....!"
😂😂😆😆😆😆😜
Boss to his friend: Kya zamana aaya hai. My secretary resigned yesterday.
Friend: Why?
Boss: She caught me with my wife in cofee shop
😜😝😛😛😝😜😝😝
Monday, June 6, 2016
Zindagi main kamyabi Kay leeyaa Kia Karon ?
8:30 AM
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Aaj main nay ammi say poocha
Zindagi main kamyabi Kay leeyaa Kia Karon ?
Ammi baray piar say boleen
Sab say pahlay pather lay & Apna mobile tour day 😅
جو غلطی کر نہیں سکتا وہ فرشتہ ہے جو غلطی کر کے اُس پر
7:43 AM
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جو غلطی کر نہیں سکتا وہ فرشتہ ہے جو غلطی کر کے اُس پر ڈٹ جائے وہ شیطان ہے اور جو غلطی کر کے فورا توبہ کر لے وہ انسان ہے.
A new restaurant, named... "Topless Beauty"
3:38 AM
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Advertisement of a new restaurant, named....
"Topless Beauty"
1000 men visited on the very first day....
They were shocked to see that the restaurant had no roof...!!!
Men will be Men
Marketing is all about presentation..
میں نے اسے انگلش میں #ILoveYou کہا تواسکا جواب اردو میں
1:46 AM
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جب میں نے اسے انگلش میں #ILoveYou کہا تواسکا جواب اردو میں تھا
اور جواب تھا
بھاڑ میں جا '
تب اندازہ ہوا اس قوم کو تعلیم کی کتنی ضرورت ھے
اسی لیےکہتا ھوں خواتین کی تعلیم ضروری ھے
1:45 AM
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اس قدر تعلیم کی کمی ھے
میں نے کہا اپنا وٹس ایپ نمبر بتائیں
آگے سے بولی
جوتے کا نمبر بتاؤں ؟؟
اسی لیےکہتا ھوں خواتین کی تعلیم ضروری ھے
جہاں جان کہنا ہوتا ہے وہاں ایک لفظ
1:44 AM
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خواتین کو تعلیم کی ضرورت ہے یہ اکثراردوغلط بول جاتی ہیں
جہاں جان کہنا ہوتا ہے وہاں ایک لفظ بھائی کا اضافہ کر کے" بھائی جان "کر لیتی ہیں
😏😶
Saturday, June 4, 2016
Take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.
7:49 PM
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A Priest dies & is waiting in line at heavens gate.
Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
God to the guy : Who r u ?
Guy : I am Karachi-Hyderabad Express Bus driver.
God : Take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.
God to the Priest : Who r u ?
Priest : I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people.
God : Take this cotton robe and enter heaven.
Priest : God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold & I spent all my life preaching good get cotton.
God : Results, my son, results.
While you preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed...
☝“Its Performance, not Position that Counts !!”
Friday, June 3, 2016
آپ کے رومال سے جو کپڑا بچے گا
6:33 AM
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اف یہ بیویاں
بیوی شاپنگ کر کے گھر آئی اور شوہر سے بولی:"دیکھئے! میں آپ کے لیے کتنا اچھا رومال لائی ہوں"َ۔
شوہر نے حیرت سے کپڑے کو دیکھا اور بولا:"اتنا بڑا رومال یہ تو کوئی چھ گز کا ہو گا"۔
بیوی بولی:"آپ کے رومال سے جو کپڑا بچے گا اس کا میں سوٹ سلوا لوں گی"۔
Thursday, June 2, 2016
Nadeem was worried that his wife was having hearing problem
10:49 AM
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***Superb Story***
Nadeem was worried that his wife was having hearing problem and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
"Here's what you do,"said the Doctor, "Go home, stand about 40 feet away from her, and make a normal conversational and see if she can hear you.
If not, go closer to about 30 feet,
then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
That evening,
his wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner, Nadeem thought of performing the test.
He says to himself,
"I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.?"
Then in a normal tone he asks,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
No response.
So he moves closer to the kitchen,
about 30 feet from his wife and repeats,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
Still No response...
Next he moves to the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again he gets No response...
So, he walks up to the kitchen door,
about 10 feet away.
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again there is No response....
So he walks right up behind her,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
(You'll Love this)
"For God's sake Nadeem,
its the FIFTH time I am telling you,
its 'AALOO PARATHA'.!"
😳
بعض لوگ اچھا بننے کے لئے اتنی کوشش نہیں کرتے جتنی
6:27 AM
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بعض لوگ اچھا بننے کے لئے اتنی کوشش نہیں کرتے جتنی کہ اچھا نظر آنے کے لیے کرتے ہیں۔
Baz log acha banay Kay leeyaa itni koshish nahi kertay jitni kay acha nazer aanay Kay leeyaa kertay hain.
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