February 2014 ~ Best of SMS & Text Messages for CopyPaste Fun

Thursday, February 27, 2014

First time in 15 years of marriage I woke up to see my husband doing

First time in 15 years of marriage I woke up to see my husband doing laundry. I was pleasantly shocked. The thing I did last night worked...............

No perverts,

I just told him that he'll have to do the laundry or he won't have any clean socks. :D

My Girlfriend loves me too much and I love too many.

9:32 AM No comments

My Girlfriend loves me too much and I love too many. :D

Tum Hi Ho (Aashiqui 2) the Chatting Version

11:23 PM No comments

The Chatting Song:
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In Tone: Tum Hi Ho (Aashiqui 2)
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Hum offline ab reh nahi sakte🚫
Tere bina kya status mera (2)😇
Tujhse agar BLOCK kabhi ho jaayenge.
toh khud se hi ho jayenge juda😑tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
Mera Status bhi, mera DP bhi,
Mera Update bhi ab tum hi ho..

Tera mera rishta hai kaisa,
Ik pal offline gawara nahi,
Tere liye Online hai rehete,
Tujh ko diya mera Waqt sabhi,🕧🕜🕝🕠🕟🕞🕡🕢🕦🕥🕤
Koi lamha mera na ho WhatsApp bina,
Har page pe he naam tera...

Kyunki tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
‘Hmmmm’ bhi, mera 'OK' bhi,ab tum hi ho.

Tumhi ho... Tumhi ho...
Tere liye Online raha mein
Tere 'Last Seen' ne mujhko sambhala
dusro ke msgs ko dil se nikala
.
Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho..
'OKAY' bhi, mera 'K' bhi
Mera 'OK' bhi ab tum hi ho....
Kunki ab tum hi ho.....💕💞💌

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.... Lol

8:59 PM No comments

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.... Lol

ایک ماہرڈاکٹرنے کہا"میں نےزندگی کے تیس سال مختلف دواؤں سے لوگوںکا علاج کیاھے.مگر

7:00 AM No comments

ایک ماہرڈاکٹرنے کہا"میں نےزندگی کے تیس سال مختلف دواؤں سے لوگوںکا علاج کیاھے.مگراس طویل تجربے نے مجھےیہ سکھایاکہ انسان کےلیےسب سے بہترین دوا محبت اور عزت ھے"کسی نے پوچھا "اگریہ اثرنہ کرےتو؟ وہ مسکرایااوربولا "دوا کی مقدار بڑھا دو..

Friendship isn’t about whom you have known the longest… It’s about who came, and never left your side…

5:37 AM No comments

Friendship isn’t about whom you have known the longest… It’s about who came, and never left your side…

India is a place where... Anyone driving faster than you is "Saala yeh pakka marega"...

8:10 PM No comments

India is a place where... Anyone driving
faster than you is "Saala yeh
pakka marega" Anyone driving slower
than you is " Saala garden mein
chala raha hai" !! And anyone Driving
Parallel to you is - "Apne Baap
se Race Lagayega tu ...":-D;-)

INCREDIBLE INDIA .. !!!

زندگی کو ضرورت کی طرح گزارو خواھش کی طرح نہیں

8:26 PM No comments

زندگی کو ضرورت کی طرح گزارو
خواھش کی طرح نہیں

کیوں کہ

ضرورت فقیر کی بھی پوری ھوتی ھے
لیکن خواھش
بادشاہ کی بھی ادھوری رہ جاتی هے.

اگر دل میں محبت آۓ تو زبان میں شائستگی آنا شروع ھوجاتی ہے.

8:00 PM No comments

اگر دل میں محبت آۓ تو زبان میں شائستگی آنا شروع ھوجاتی ہے.

I used to walk into a room full of people wonder if they liked me... Now I look around and wonder if I like them...

4:56 AM No comments

I used to walk into a room full of people wonder if they liked me... Now I look around and wonder if I like them...

رشتوںکی خوبصورتی ایک دوسرےکی بات کو برداشت کرنےمیں ھے. بےعیب انسان تلاش کرو گےتو اکیلےرہ جاوگے.

12:21 AM No comments

رشتوںکی خوبصورتی ایک دوسرےکی بات کو برداشت کرنےمیں ھے. بےعیب انسان تلاش کرو گےتو اکیلےرہ جاوگے.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.A perfect example of Pakistani wife.

7:27 PM No comments

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.A perfect example of Pakistani wife.

When a girl says "Whatever", she really means; I hope you get...

7:58 AM No comments

When a girl says "Whatever", she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it:>

If you want to find out where your son/daughter is...

11:27 PM No comments

Dear ‪#‎Parents‬,
If you want to find out where your son/daughter is, in the house, simply turn off the wi-fi and wait!

Only a GENIUS can say the following 4 words...

9:36 PM No comments

Only a GENIUS can say the following 4 words really FAST without getting tongue twisted:

EYE YAM STEW PEED

According to Indian parents, the reason for all the problems

9:25 AM No comments

According to Indian parents, the reason for all
the problems is 'Phone'. And the solution is
'Marriage'

Make Your Life Better..

10:59 PM No comments

Make Your Life Better..
.
.
1: If you born poor, its not your
mistake,
But if you die poor, its your
mistake..!
2: Born with personality is an
accident,
But dying in a personality is an
achievement..!
3: Your birth may be normal,
But your death should be History..!
4: Follow none,
But learn from everyone..!
5: Practice like a devil,
And play like a angel..!
6: Do or Die is an old concept,
Do it before die is the new.
concept..!

I get ignored so much that my nickname should be....

7:45 AM No comments

I get ignored so much that my nickname should be
"Terms and Conditions". ;_;

A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost...

8:31 AM No comments

A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost.

She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below:

"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."

Man below replied: "You r in hot air balloon 30 feet above d ground.U r at 41 deg north latitude & 59 deg west longitude."

Lady: You must be an engineer.

Man: How do u know?

Lady: Everything u told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost.

Engineer:You must be in Top Management.

Lady:Ya.How do you know?

Engineer:U don't know where you are or where you're going. U made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, & u expect people beneath u to solve ur problems.