A policeman searched me last night in a nightclub and caught me in
possession of class A drugs. "it's not my fault!" I protested "every
time I flush them down the toilet they magically re-appear in my
pocket." the policeman looked at me in disgust and said "do you really
expect me to believe that?" so I said "I can prove it to you if you
want." the policeman laughed and said "go on then" so he handed me the
drugs and I flushed them down the toilet. then the policeman said "right
then, now show me your pockets" I said "what for?" the policeman said
show me the drugs in your pocket!" I said "what drugs? I don't know what
your on about?"
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