"Do u know biology, psychology, geology and criminology?"

A Tourist asked a Boatman:
"Do u know biology, psychology, geology and criminology?"
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The Boatman said no to all the questions.
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The Tourist then said:"What the hell do u know on the face of this earth?
You will die of Illiteracy!!"
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After a while the boat started sinking.

So the Boatman asked the Tourist:"
Do u know swimology and escapology from crocodilogy?
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The Tourist said no.
The Boatman replied:"Well u will drownology and crocodilogy will eat ur assology and u will dieology bcos of ur mouthology...

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