Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.

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بیماریاں اور ان کا علاج

بیماریاں اور ان کا علاج
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ہڈحرامی اور سستی

اس مرض میں مبتلا مریض کام کو دیکھ کر کانپنے لگتا ہے اس کے ہاتھ پاؤں پھول جاتے ہیں ہاتھ پے ہاتھ دھرے بٹھیے رہنے سے مریض کو خاصا سکون ملتا ہے اگر کوئی کام فورا کرنا ہو تو مرض کو غشی کا دورہ پڑ سکتا ہے جس سے وہ جان سے ہاتھ دھو سکتا ہے مریض ہر کام کے لیے اضافی وقت کا مطالبہ کرتا ہے اور کام کی تکمیل کیلیے چور دروازے ڈھونڈتا ہے.

علاج

* مریض کے بہانوں پر ہر گز کان نہ دھرین.
* ہر کام ڈندے کے زور پر کروائیں.
* دو عدد پرانے جوتے رات کو پانی میں بھگو کر راکھ دیں اگر مریض خوش دلی سے کام نہ کرے تو بغیر حیل و حجت کے ان جوتوں کا استعمال شروع کر دیں.
* مریض کو روزانہ دو میل ورزش کروائیں.
* اس کی خوراک میں گھی انڈے پراٹھے بالکل ختم کر دیں چند دن میں مریض قدرے بہتری محسوس کرے گا

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I had a dog once. His name was

I had a dog once. His name was "Stay".
"Come here, Stay!!!"
He's insane now.

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Isnt it weird we have one hand that knows how to do...

Isn't it weird we have one hand that knows how to do everything & then one hand that just sits there like “I don't know how to hold a pencil”

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Brain Teaser: What goes up but never comes down?

Brain Teaser:

What goes up but never comes down?

Answer: Age

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Bob and his wife in Winter...

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park"... then the power goes out.
Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?

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"The reason a lot of people do not recognize opportunity is because it usually goes around wearing overalls looking like hard work."

"The reason a lot of people do not recognize opportunity is because it usually goes around wearing overalls looking like hard work."
- Thomas A. Edison

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Some people are so fake they would make barbie jealous. :)

Some people are so fake they would make barbie jealous. :)

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Please pray 4 me My Condition is serious. I am Getting Day by day.

Please pray 4 me My Condition is serious. I am Getting Day by day.
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More Beautiful More Good Looking - More Cute-
Dua Kro menu nazar na Lge :D

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I love my eyes when u look into them.

I love my eyes when u look into them.
I love my name when u speak it.
I love my life bcoz u are in it.
I love myself bcoz u make me feel loved <3 p="">

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عورت تو پاؤں کی جوتی ہوا کرتی ہے،

ایک شادی شدہ نے کہا : عورت تو پاؤں کی جوتی ہوا کرتی ہے، مرد کو جب بھی اپنے لئے کوئی مناسب سائز کی نظر آئے بدل لیا کرے۔

سننے والوں نے محفل میں بیٹھے ہوئے ایک دانا کی طرف دیکھااور پوچھا: اس شخص کی کہی ہوئی اس بات کے بارے میں آپ کی کیا رائے ہے؟

اس نے جواب دیا: جو کچھ اس شخص نے کہا ہے بالکل صحیح کہا ہے۔ عورت جوتی کی مانند ہے ہر اس شخص کے لئے جو اپنے آپ کو پاؤں کی مانند سمجھتا ہے۔

جبکہ عورت ایک تاج کی مانند بھی ہو سکتی ہے مگر اس شخص کے لئے جو اپنےآپ کو بادشاہ کی مانند سمجھتا ہو۔

کسی آدمی کو اس کی کہی ہوئی بات کی وجہ سے کوئی الزام نا دو، بس اتنا دیکھ لو کہ وہ اپنے آپ کو اپنی نظروں میں کیسا دیکھ رہا ہوتا ہے ۔

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Dharam Pita means - Not real father..

Dharam Pita means - Not real father..

Dharam Bhai means :- not real brother..

Dharam sister means :- not real sister..
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Then why ??
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Dharam patni means - Real wife... ?

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ﺍﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﺑﮍﺍ ﮨﯽ ﺳﺨﺖ ﺟﺎﻥ ﮨﮯ ۔ ﺟﺲ ﺑﺎﺕ ﮐﺎ ﺗﺼﻮﺭ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺑﺮﺩﺍﺷﺖ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﮐﺮ ﺳﮑﺘﺎ

ﺍﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﺑﮍﺍ ﮨﯽ ﺳﺨﺖ ﺟﺎﻥ ﮨﮯ ۔ ﺟﺲ ﺑﺎﺕ ﮐﺎ ﺗﺼﻮﺭ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺑﺮﺩﺍﺷﺖ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﮐﺮ ﺳﮑﺘﺎ ۔ ﺟﺐ ﻭﮦ ﺣﻘﯿﻘﺖ ﺑﻦ ﮐﺮ ﭨُﻮﭦ ﭘﮍﺗﯽ ﮨﮯ ﺗﻮ ﭼُﭗ ﭼﺎﭖ ﺑﺮﺩﺍﺷﺖ ﮐﺮ ﻟﯿﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ۔۔

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Life is like a coin, Pleasure and pain are...

Life is like a coin, Pleasure and pain are the two sides, Only one side is visible at times, But remember other side is also waiting for its turn !

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Stop holding on to what hurts and make room for what feels good.

Stop holding on to what hurts and make room for what feels good.

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aapko kitne saalo ka experience hai ?

Interviewer - aapko kitne saalo ka experience hai ?
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Santa - sir, maine kabhi saalo ko try nahi kiya,
lekin mujhe 2 saaliyo ka experience hai...

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The most romantic story is not Romeo and Juliet who died together, but grandpa and grandma who grew old together.

The most romantic story is not Romeo and Juliet who died together, but grandpa and grandma who grew old together.

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You Haven't Lost Your SMILE At All,

You Haven't Lost Your
SMILE At All,
It's Right Under Your
Nose.
You Just Forgot It Was
There. . .

S M I L E . . . ^_-

Have A Blessed Day

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I bet you this read wrong.

I bet you this read wrong.

You can stop smiling now.:D

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Never judge people from the outside, for there might be a volcano ready to erupt on the inside.

Never judge people from the outside, for there might be a volcano ready to erupt on the inside.

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"Right is still right, even if no one is doing it. And wrong is still wrong, even if everyone is doing it."

"Right is still right, even if no one is doing it. And wrong is still wrong, even if everyone is doing it."
- Donna Johnson

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ایک سردار جی ڈاکٹر کے پاس آئے اور کہا:

ایک سردار جی ڈاکٹر کے پاس آئے
اور کہا:
ڈاکٹر: مجھے ایک عجیب بیماری ہوگئی ہے
میں روز خواب میں گدھوں کا فٹ بال میچ دیکھتا ہوں

ڈاکٹر نے انکو دوائی لکھ کر دیدی۔

سردار: ڈاکٹر صاحب یہ دوائی میں کل سے شروع کرونگا؟

ڈاکٹر: آج سے کیوں نہیں شروع کر رہے؟

سردار: وہ اصل میں آج انکا فائنل میچ ہے نا۔

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بتاؤ کراچی کی وہ کونسی چورنگی ہےجس کا نام سنتے ہی بیوی

شوہر بیوی سے : بتاؤ کراچی کی وہ کونسی چورنگی ہےجس کا نام سنتے ہی بیوی یاد آجاتی ہے؟

بیوی : پتا نہیں ۔

شوہر : "ناگن چورنگی" 

بیوی شوہر سے : بتاؤ کراچی کا وہ کونسا روڈ ہےجس کا نام سنتے ہی شوہر یاد آجاتا ہے؟

شوہر : پتا نہیں ۔

بیوی : "بندر روڈ"

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If u can touch her heart without touching her, then u can melt her heart just by saying her name

If u can touch her heart without touching her, then u can melt her heart just by saying her name...

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There's a bus with 7 girls (different version)

LATE NIGHT RIDDLE: (Slightly different)

There's a bus with 7 girls,
Each girl has 7 bags,
In each bags, there are 7 big cats, each big cats has 7 little cats and each cat has 4 legs.
How many legs does the The bus have???



Answer:
Bus got wheels, not legs.

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There's a bus with 7 girls...

LATE NIGHT RIDDLE:

There's a bus with 7 girls,
Each girl has 7 bags,
In each bags, there are 7 big cats, each big cats has 7 little cats and each cat has 4 legs.
How many legs are present in The bus???



Answer:
Each bag = (1cat+7kittens)x4= 32 legs

One girl has 7 bags so
7x32=224

Seven girls have 7 bags so
224x7=1568

Seven girls 2 legs each so
1568+(7x2)=1582

Driver has 2 legs
1582+2= 1584

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ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﺷﺪﮦ ﺯﻧﺪﮔﯽ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺳﻨﺎﺋﯽ

ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﺷﺪﮦ ﺯﻧﺪﮔﯽ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺳﻨﺎﺋﯽ
ﺩﯾﻨﮯ ﻭﺍﻟﯽ ﺧﻮﻓﻨﺎﮎ ﺍٓﻭﺍﺯﯾﮟ
ﺍﭨﮭﯿﮟ ۔۔ ﺑﭽﻮﮞ ﮐﻮ ﺍﺳﮑﻮﻝ
ﭼﮭﻮﮌ ﮐﺮ ﺍٓﺋﯿﮟ !!
ﮐﯿﺎ ﮬﺮ ﻭﻗﺖ ﮐﻤﭙﯿﻮﭨﺮ ﭘﮧ
ﻟﮕﮯ ﺭﮬﺘﮯ ﮬﯿﮟ ، ﺟﺎﺋﯿﮟ
ﺑﺎﺯﺍﺭ ﺳﮯ ﺩﮨﯽ ، ﭘﻮﺩﯾﻨﮧ ، ﺍٓﻟﻮ
ﺍﻭﺭ ﭨﻤﺎﭨﺮ ﻻﮐﺮ ﺩﯾﮟ !!
ﻣﻮﺑﺎﺋﻞ ﮐﺎﺭﮈ ﺧﺘﻢ ﮬﻮﮔﯿﺎ
ﮬﮯ ، ﭘﻠﯿﺰ ﻻﺩﯾﮟ !
ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﺳﮯ ﭘﯿﻠﮯ ﻣﯿﺮﮮ ﺗﻮ
ﮔﺎﮌﯾﻮﮞ ﻭﺍﻟﮯ ﺭﺷﺘﮯ ﺁﺗﮯ ﺗﮭﮯ
ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﺗﻮ ﻗﺴﻤﺖ ﺧﺮﺍﺏ ﺟﻮ
ﺁﭖ ﮐﮯ ﻣﺘﮭﮯ ﻟﮕﯽ !
ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍٓﺝ ﺭﻭﭨﯽ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﭘﮑﺎ
ﺭﮬﯽ ، ﺗﻨﺪﻭﺭ ﺳﮯ ﻟﮯ ﺍٓﺋﯿﮟ !
ﺩﻭﺳﺮﯼ ﮐﺮﻧﯽ ﮬﮯ ﺷﻮﻕ ﺳﮯ
ﮐﺮﯾﮟ ﻟﯿﮑﻦ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﭼﮭﻮﮌﻧﺎ
ﮬﻮﮔﺎ ﭘﮭﺮ !
ﯾﮧ ﻭﮨﺎﮞ ﮐﯿﺎ ﺩﯾﮑﮫ ﺭﮬﮯ
ﮬﯿﮟ ؟ ﺑﮩﺖ ﭘﺴﻨﺪ ﺍٓﮔﺌﯽ ﮬﮯ
ﮐﯿﺎ ؟
ﺭﺍﺕ ﺁﻓﺲ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮨﯽ ﺳﻮﺟﺎﻧﺎ
ﮔﮭﺮ ﺁﻧﮯ ﮐﯽ ﺿﺮﻭﺭﺕ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ !
ﮬﯿﻠﻮ ! ۔۔۔۔ ﺍﯾﮏ ﮬﻔﺘﮧ ﭘﻮﺭﺍ
ﮬﻮﮔﯿﺎ ۔۔۔۔ ﺍٓﺝ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﻟﯿﻨﮯ
ﺍٓﺟﺎﺋﯿﮟ !
ﺍٓﺝ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﺍﻣﯽ ﺍٓﺭﮨﯽ ﮬﯿﮟ ،
ﺑﮩﻦ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﺳﮑﮯ ﺑﭽﮯ ﺑﮭﯽ ۔۔۔
ﺑﺎﺯﺍﺭ ﺳﮯ ﮐﭽﮫ ﻻﺩﯾﮟ !
ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﭘﺎﮐﭧ ﻣﻨﯽ ﮐﺐ
ﺑﮍﮬﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﮔﮯ ؟؟؟
ﮐﺮ ﮐﯿﺎ ﺭﮬﮯ ﮬﯿﮟ ﺍٓﭖ ؟؟؟
ﺩﯾﮑﮫ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺭﮬﮯ ﻣﻨﺎ ﺭﻭ ﺭﮬﺎ
ﮬﮯ ! ﺳﻨﺒﮭﺎﻝ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺳﮑﺘﮯ
ﮐﭽﮫ ﺩﯾﺮ ﮐﯿﻠﺌﮯ !
ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﺑﮩﻦ ﮐﯽ ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﻣﯿﮟ
ﭘﮩﻨﻨﮯ ﮐﯿﻠﺌﮯ 5000 ﻭﺍﻻ ﺳُﻮﭦ
ﭼﺎﮬﯿﺌﮯ ! ﺑﺲ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﮧ
ﺩﮨﺎ !
ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﻃﺒﯿﻌﺖ ﺧﺮﺍﺏ ﮬﮯ ،
ﮐﭙﮍﮮ ﺧﻮﺩ ﺍﺳﺘﺮﯼ ﮐﺮﻟﯿﮟ !

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"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen."

"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen."
- Winston Churchill

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Woman was made from the rib of man. She was...

Woman was made from the rib of man. She was not created from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be stepped upon. She was made from his side to be close to him, from beneath his arm to be protected by him, near his heart to be loved by him.

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$100,000 wrist watch and $10 both tells you the...

$100,000 wrist watch and $10 both tells you the time
Only difference one tells you how good your time is and other tells how bad it is

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Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant...

Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has
changed......
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My name, mobile number, living address, etc.

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“Without passion you dont have energy, with out energy you have nothing.” - Donald Trump

“Without passion you dont have energy, with out energy you have nothing.” - Donald Trump

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Height of MISUNDERSTANDING..!!

Height of MISUNDERSTANDING..!!

Someone placed a bomb

Everyone started shouting:
"Aunty bomb hai"
"Aunty bomb hai"

She smiled & said :
"Nahi re paglon, ab Pehle jaisi baat kahan.."

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The only two men I love are Quaid E Azam and Benjamin Franklin lol ..

The only two men I love are Quaid E Azam and Benjamin Franklin lol ..

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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a...

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.
The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess...

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess.
The route they were flying had a layover in another city.
Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing.
He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened.
She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed,
"one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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A kid was beaten by his

A kid was beaten by his mom.
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Dad came home and asked: "What
happened son?"
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Kid said:
"Can't adjust with your wife
anymore,
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I need my own...!" :-X

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"After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb.”

"After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb.”

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Ak larki ki shadi thi,sarey mehman...

Ak larki ki shadi thi,sarey
mehman aa chukey
they..baraat ka intezar tha..
raat ka 1 baj gaya,barat
nhi aai,mehaman janey lgy,
2 baj gaya larki ki maa
sadmey se be hosh hogai,
3 baj gaey larki k baap ko
dil ka dora parr
gaya..aakhir
4 bjey ak aadmi bhagta hoa
shadi waley tent m dakhil
hoa aur tez awaz m chillaya
"mubarak ho,dulhey ki car
ko
CNG mil gai".

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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Wife: Agr Me Pakistan Ki Sb Sy Bari...

Wife: Agr Me Pakistan Ki Sb Sy Bari Choti K2 Pr Charhny Main Kamyab Ho Jaon, To Ap Mujhy Kia Dain Gy?
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Husband: Halka Sa Dhakaa..

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Tears may erase the pain. Time may erase the

Tears may erase the pain. Time may erase the past. But only smile & forgiveness can make u a better person & take u to the best person.

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Irony is that people nowadays smile more at bathroom mirrors and phones than people.

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Some people never realise the emotional and mental damage they do to others..!

Some people never realize the emotional and mental damage they do to others..!

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ایک سکول میں نرسری کی نئی ٹیچر

ایک سکول میں نرسری کی نئی ٹیچر اپنی کلاس کے بچوں کے جوتے پہنا رہی تھی، بیس بچوں کو جوتے پہنانے کے بعد جھک جھک کر اس کی کمر میں درد ہونے لگا، بیسواں بچہ شرمیلا اور خاموش طبیعت کا تھا، جب ٹیچر اسے بھی جوتے پہنا چکی تو بچہ بڑے سکون سے بولا۔
” یہ میرے جوتے نہیں ہیں”
ٹیچر کا دل چاہا کہ وہ رو دے مگر خود پر قابو پا کر بچے کے جوتے اتارنے لگی۔ جوتے اتار کر کمر سیدھی کی ہی تھی کہ بچہ بڑے سکون سے بولا:
” یہ جوتے میرے بھائی کے ہیں مگر امی نے کہا تھا کہ آج تم یہی پہن کر چلے جاؤ۔”

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There is no difference between govt. and engineering ...

There is no difference between govt. and engineering students.

Both waste 4-5 years doing nothing and then in the end they try to impress people to choose them.

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And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

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I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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Most of the girls don't like to...

Most of the girls don't like to help
Unknown Boys-
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But ... .
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All boys r always there to help Any
Unknown Girl
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Moral: Boys are very kind than girls...

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All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married. I'm just getting more awesome.

All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married. I'm just getting more awesome.

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A policeman searched me last night in a nightclub and caught...

A policeman searched me last night in a nightclub and caught me in possession of class A drugs. "it's not my fault!" I protested "every time I flush them down the toilet they magically re-appear in my pocket." the policeman looked at me in disgust and said "do you really expect me to believe that?" so I said "I can prove it to you if you want." the policeman laughed and said "go on then" so he handed me the drugs and I flushed them down the toilet. then the policeman said "right then, now show me your pockets" I said "what for?" the policeman said show me the drugs in your pocket!" I said "what drugs? I don't know what your on about?"

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A boss was complaining in a staff meeting...

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.
Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss".
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said.
"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

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Call Summary

Call summary:

Boy to boy!
00:00:59

Boy to mom!
00:00:50

Boy to dad!
00:00:30

Boy to girl!
01:23:59

Girl to girl!
05:29:59

Girl to boy!
miss call

Wife to Husband:
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. Not Responding :D

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