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Thursday, October 31, 2013
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
انسانی ذہن ہمیشہ بطخ کی طرح تیرتا ہے ۔ نیچے اتھاہ گہرائیوں میں جو سیپیاں موتی ہوتے ہیں
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انسانی ذہن ہمیشہ بطخ کی طرح تیرتا ہے ۔ نیچے اتھاہ گہرائیوں میں جو سیپیاں موتی ہوتے ہیں ، بطخ کو ان کاعلم ہی نہیں ہو پاتا "
بانو قدسیہ مردِ ابری...
پاگل کچھ بھی کر سکتا ہے۔۔۔ !
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پاگل کچھ بھی کر سکتا ہے۔۔۔ !
ایک بیوی نے اپنے شوہر سے بڑے مان کے ساتھ کہا”
میں مر گئی تو آپ کا کیا بنے گا؟
شوہر نے دکھی ہوتے ہوئے کہا کہ ”میں پاگل ہو جا¶ں گا“۔۔
بیوی نے پھر بڑے مان کے ساتھ پوچھا
”کہیںآپ دوسری شادی تو نہیں کر لیں گے؟
شوہر نے ٹھنڈی آہ بھرتے ہوئے کہا ”
پاگل کچھ بھی کر سکتا ...
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
When she says "we need talk", change your...
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When she says "we need talk", change your number & move, so she can't break up with you. Then pop up years later and break up with he...
That awkward moment when you realize you're walking in the wrong...
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That awkward moment when you realize you're walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something....
Duniya k 2 intehai Mushkil kaam,
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Duniya k 2 intehai Mushkil kaam, 1: Apna idea kisi Aur k Zehan me Fit krna, 2: Kisi Aur ka Paisa Apni jeib me Muntaqil krna, Jo Pehle me kamyab hota hai, Usy Teacher kehte hain, Jo dusrey me kamyab hota hy, Usy Buisness Man kehte hain, Aur, Jo Donon me kamyab hota hy Usy... "Biwi" kehte hain...
Kia Aap Ne Kabhi Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekha He?
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Kia Aap Ne Kabhi Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekha He? Nhi. Aek Bar Dekhen To Shayad Aap Ko Pata Chale . .. K . . Duniya Ka Sab Se Perfect Man "Us k Abbu" Dunya Ka sab Se Dukhi Husband "Us ka Bhai" Dunya Ka Sab Se Haseen Larka "Us ka Chota Bhai" Dunya Ka Sab Se Khush Nasib Aadmi "Us ka Behnoi" Dunya ka Sab Se Aqalmand Aadmi "Us ka Mamoo" Aur Dunya Ka Sab Se Selfish Jhutha Kanjoos Aur Bekaar Aadmi . . . Ye B Likhna Pare Ga Kya...
Smile Is The Electricity & Life Is A Battery...
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Smile Is The Electricity
&
Life Is A Battery. .
Whenever U Smile
The Battery Gets Charged
&
A Beautiful Day Is Activated
.
sO
KeEp
sMiLiÑg
4EvE...
One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after
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One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife.
Later that night, the man and his wife were driving to a movie when he spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden under the passenger seat. Pointing to something out the passenger window to distract his wife, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window.
They arrived at the theater a short time later and were about to get out of the car when his wife asked, "Honey, have...
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ﺍﯾﮏ ﻋﻮﺭﺕ ﺍﯾﮏ ﮈﯾﻨﭩﻞ ﺳﺮﺟﻦ
ﮐﮯ ﮐﻤﺮﮮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺩﺍﺧﻞ ﮨﻮﺋﯽ
ﺍﻭﺭ ﻣﺤﺒﺖ ﺳﮯ ﺑﻮﻟﯽ
ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﺑﮩﺖ ﺟﻠﺪﯼ ﮨﮯ ﮈﺍﮐﭩﺮ
ﺻﺎﺣﺐ، ﺁﭖ ﮐﻮ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺩﺍﻧﺖ
ﺍﺑﮭﯽ ﻧﮑﺎﻟﻨﺎ ﮨﻮ، ﺑﺮﺍﮦِ ﮐﺮﻡ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ
ﻓﯿﺲ ﺑﺘﺎ ﺩﯾﮟ ” ۔
ﮈﺍﮐﭩﺮ ﻧﮯ ﻓﯿﺲ ﺑﺘﺎﺋﯽ ﺗﻮ
ﻋﻮﺭﺕ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ “ ﯾﮧ ﺗﻮ ﺑﮩﺖ
ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ ﮨﮯ ”
ﮈﺍﮐﭩﺮ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ “ ﺍﺱ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ
ﻓﯿﺲ ﮐﮯ ﻋﻼﻭﮦ ﺟﻠﺪ ﮐﻮ ﺳﻦ
ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﻭﺍﻟﯽ ﺍﺩﻭﯾﺎﺕ ﮐﯽ ﻗﯿﻤﺖ
ﺑﮭﯽ ﺷﺎﻣﻞ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻭﮦ ﺍﺩﻭﯾﺎﺕ
ﺍﺏ ﺑﮩﺖ ﻣﮩﻨﮕﯽ ﮨﻮﮔﺌﯽ ﮨﯿﮟ
ﻋﻮﺭﺕ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ ﺁﭖ ﺍﺩﻭﯾﺎﺕ ﮐﻮ
ﭼﮭﻮﮌﯾﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﯾﻮﻧﮩﯽ ﺩﺍﻧﺖ
ﻧﮑﺎﻝ ﺩﯾﮟ ”
ﮈﺍﮐﭩﺮ ﻧﮯ ﺣﯿﺮﺕ ﺳﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ
“ ﺁﭖ ﺟﯿﺴﯽ ﺑﮩﺎﺩﺭ ﻋﻮﺭﺕ ﻣﯿﮟ
ﮐﺒﮭﯽ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﯽ ” ۔
ﻋﻮﺭﺕ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ ﮐﮧ “ ﺩﺍﻧﺖ ﻣﯿﺮﺍ
ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﻣﯿﺮﮮ ﺷﻮﮨﺮ ﮐﺎ ﻧﮑﺎﻟﻨﺎ
ﮨﮯ ﻭﮦ ﺑﺎﮨﺮ ﺑﯿﭩﮭﺎ ﮨﻮﺍ ...
I've been trying to figure out how long "forever" is... and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 3 to 6 weeks.
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I've been trying to figure out how long "forever" is... and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 3 to 6 week...
Play to win, but be a good loser. Have a plan for your life, but accept whatever comes your way with grace and gratitude.
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Play to win, but be a good loser. Have a plan for your life, but accept whatever comes your way with grace and gratitud...
ھر بڑے آدمی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے،جو
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ھر بڑے آدمی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے،جو ھر دم اس سے آگے آنے کی کوشش کرتی ھے ھر بڑے آدمی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے ، پھر بھی وہ بڑا آدمی بن جاتا ھے ھر بڑے آدمی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے ، جس کی عمر بڑے آدمی کی عمر سے کافی کم ھوتی ھے ھر بڑے آدمی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے، جس کے پیچھے ایک چھوٹا آدمی ھوتا ھے ھر بڑے آدمی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے،،جس سے ھوشیار رھنا بہت ضروری ھے ھر بڑے آدمی کی کامیابی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے ،جو بڑے آدمی کو چھوٹا بنانے کی تگ و دو میں رھتی ھے ھر بڑے آدمی کی کامیابی کے پیچھے ایک عورت ھوتی ھے ، جو اس کے بڑا بن جانے...
Monday, October 28, 2013
If a person laughs too much, even at stupid
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If a person laughs too much, even at stupid
things, he is lonely deep inside..
>> If a person sleeps a lot, he is sad..
>> If a person speaks less, but speaks fast, he
keeps secrets..
>> If someone can't cry, he is weak..
>> If someone eats in an abnormal manner, he is
tense..
>> If someone cries on little things,he is innocent
& soft-hearted..
>> If someone becomes angry over silly or petty
(small) things, it means he needs love...
Try to understand people more....
Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?
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Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left? Employee : That's easy, 49. Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why? Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge. Boss : How does an old woman cross a...
A Mehran breaks down on a roadside.
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A Mehran breaks down on a roadside. A BMW 750 stops to help the driver. "I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights" They start up slowly but a only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km an hour. The BMW driver forgets about Mehran & guns it after the Porsche. Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap the cop radios the HQ: "You won't believe I have seen a BMW & a Porsche racing past 170 km an hour with a Mehran behind them flashing its lights to Overta...
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Parents worry about what their sons download and what their daughters upload on the internet.
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Parents worry about what their sons download and what their daughters upload on the internet...
It is not important that you are beautiful to...
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It is not important that you are beautiful to someone....
It is beautiful that you are important to someone...
What is a girl friend?
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What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends....
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
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Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat...
Our parents believe that studying is so easy just like walking in a park...
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Our parents believe that studying is so easy just like walking in a park... . . . . . . . . . . . . But only we know that this park is a JURASSIC park with a variety of DINOSAURS ( Teachers ...
Saturday, October 26, 2013
Sardar ka pyar...
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Larki: Sardar G Aapko Mujh Se Pyar Hai?
Sardar: Han.
Larki:
Lekin Aapko tu Meri Bilkul Prwah Nahi.
Sardar:
Oye Pagal Pyar krny waly kisi ki Parwah Nahi krt...
what is 1227 BC?
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21st century kids visiting museum, they see a Egyptian mummy on display with a board that says 1227 BC.
Boy 1: what is 1227 BC?
Boy 2: that must be his BBM pin.
*facepal...
Friday, October 25, 2013
If you fail, learn. If you succeed, relish your success. You can only know the sweet taste of victory after the bitter struggles.
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If you fail, learn. If you succeed, relish your success. You can only know the sweet taste of victory after the bitter struggles....
Thursday, October 24, 2013
"Most of the problems in life are because of two reasons:
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"Most of the problems in life are because of two reasons: We act without thinking or we keep thinking without acting...
There are two reasons why we don't trust people...
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There are two reasons why we don't trust people.
FIRST: We don't know them...
SECOND: We know them........
Aap ke name ka 3rd letter aap ko bataega ki aap ko Zindagi mein subse zyada kya milega...
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Aap ke name ka 3rd letter aap ko bataega ki aap ko Zindagi mein subse zyada kya milega....????
A. Kiss B. Rose C. Missed calls D. Bohat izzat E. Blessing F. Dua G. Mitha H. Money I. Respect J. Khushi K. Doulat L. Perfums M. Mohabbat N. Happiness O. Care P. Friendship Q. Gift R. Lots of love S. Love 4 ever T. Tension U. Tears V. Pain W. Hug X. Flate Y. Chocolate Z. Lo...
We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love...
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We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alon...
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight ...
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"Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday."
-John Way...
So many messenger to talk to the same people, it's like buying five remotes for the same TV.
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So many messenger to talk to the same people, it's like buying five remotes for the same T...
"You can tell the size of the man by the size of...
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"You can tell the size of the man by the size of the problem that gets him down." Johnny Dani...
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
One of the greatest challenges in life is being yourself in a world that’s trying to make you like everyone else.
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One of the greatest challenges in life is being yourself in a world that’s trying to make you like everyone else...
Million Dollar Truth...
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Million Dollar Truth. Wife is Cute when she is Mute. and Husband is Honey when he gives Money. So are you Cute or Honey?...
Relatives coming soon. . .
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Relatives coming soon. . . . . . . . . . . . . Mum is cleaning the house, and I'm cleaning the browser history....
1-admi ne Fish pakri jab ghar aaya to dekha Na gas...
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1-admi ne Fish pakri
jab ghar aaya to dekha
Na gas
Na ata
Na bijli
Na oil
admi wapis Fish ko darya me phenk aaya
Fish upar aai or zor se chilai.
JIYE Sharee...
Profesr: What Is Atention Deficit Hyperactiv Disordr?
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Profesr: What Is Atention Deficit Hyperactiv Disordr?
Student: Jimba Lomba Bomba Hudumba!!
Prof: Ye Kya Tha?
Student: Pehly aap Btao Vo Kya Tha...!...
Police: Darwaza kholo Tumhari biwi truck k neechy aa...
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Police: Darwaza kholo Tumhari biwi truck k neechy aa kar paper ban gayi hai, . . . . . Sardar: To darwaza kholny ki kya zarurat hai? Neechy se hi sarka dO ...
I had an x-ray d0ne t0day & they f0und y0u in my heart. The d0ct0r said if they to0k y0u 0ut i w0uld die bec0z i c0uld n0t live wid0ut such a ...
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I had an x-ray d0ne t0day & they f0und y0u in my heart. The d0ct0r said if they to0k y0u 0ut i w0uld die bec0z i c0uld n0t live wid0ut such a l0ving pers0n.
Send this sms t0 every0ne y0u d0n't wanna l0se in 2014 & wh0 made y0u smile this year...
All flowers don't represent love, But Rose...
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All flowers don't represent love,
But
Rose did it
Al birds can't speak
But
Parrot did it
Al dogs can't lead countries
But
He did it
Han Han Wohi ...
Who is "me" 1 .Busy...
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Who is "me"
1 .Busy person.
2 .SweetHeart.
3 .Gud looking.
4 .True friend.
5 .Cool boy.
6 .Best friend.
7 .Cute & shy.
8 .Emotional.
9 .Trusty.
10.your life.
11.Smart boy.
12.Sensitive.
Reply mus...
Ufone pesh krta hai 12 Aaney package apney un Jazz sarfeen k lye jnho ne 1st Jan 2011 se apni Telenor SIM istimal nhi ki...
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Ufone pesh krta hai 12 Aaney package apney un Jazz sarfeen k lye jnho ne 1st Jan 2011 se apni Telenor SIM istimal nhi ki,
so Abi Warid ka Rs 100 ka crd chrge kren aur Zong se sb keh dein
Mazeed malumat k liye apne PTCL se dial karn
0900-78601
Qk jahan khwab waha HBL
"Load sheding ne pagal bna di...
“The Earth is Art, The Photographer is only a Witness ”
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“The Earth is Art, The Photographer is only a Witness ” ― Yann Arthus-Bertrand, Earth from Abo...
There are two types of people in the world:
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There are two types of people in the world: 1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm. 2. Idiot...
Every time my parents tell me a story from when they were kids, I imagine it in black and white.
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Every time my parents tell me a story from when they were kids, I imagine it in black and whit...
That annoying moment when you're trying to end a conversation but the other person won't stop talking... #pleaseshutup
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That annoying moment when you're trying to end a conversation but the other person won't stop talking... #pleaseshut...
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
batameezi is...
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batameezi is . . . . . . . . . . . . . pass ho k bhi treat na daina 1st year walon treat??...
When I get a headache, I take 2 to 3 aspirins and keep away from children......just like the bottle says to...
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When I get a headache, I take 2 to 3 aspirins and keep away from children......just like the bottle says to....
Monday, October 21, 2013
Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car...
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Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts. The driver obviously confused said,"Officer, I don't understand, I wasn't doing over the speed limit!, What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer said, "you should know that driving slower...
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinions. - Chinese Proverb
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A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinions. - Chinese Prove...
Alhumdulilah for the good. Alhumdulilah for the bad. InshaAllah for the best that is yet to come.
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Alhumdulilah for the good. Alhumdulilah for the bad. InshaAllah for the best that is yet to com...
I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit in one spot with my computer all day.
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I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit in one spot with my computer all day....
Next generation will say- Twinkle twinkle little cigar, i just went to...
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Next generation will say- Twinkle twinkle little cigar, i just went to ROYAL BAR whiskey rates are up so high so drink bear wid chicken fr...
A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?
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A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?
Answer: His horse name was Friday. ...
Which mobile brand are you using??
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Which mobile brand are you using?? Copy ur brand on the comment box and see the magic but make sure you remove the + sign and no gap like [[your brand name]] 1. [+[Nokia]] 2. [+[LG]] 3. [+[Samsung]] 4. [+[Motorola]] 5. [+[HTC]] 6. [+[Micromax]] 7. [+[Blackberry]] 8. [+[China]]
(Only for Facebook)...
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.
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Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, and you can't settle anything until morning anywa...
That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like., "I've got nothing man "
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That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like., "I've got nothing man "...
Newton's 1st law of love
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Newton's 1st law of love . . . . . . Love can neither be created nor can be destroyed . . . . . . . . It can be only transferred from . . . Ex to Next !...
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The Mafia wants either or money or life... The wives want both...
Saturday, October 19, 2013
"The truth is, you don't break a bad habit; you replace it with a good one." -Denis Waitley
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"The truth is, you don't break a bad habit; you replace it with a good one."
- Denis Waitl...
Received a call from a recruitment consultant.
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Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said " Sir I have two openings for you". I said " Yes I know". After a long silence, she hung up the phone..!...
Before bed: I dont wanna go to bed! In bed: I dont wanna get up! Before shower: I dont wanna take a shower! In shower: I dont wanna get out.
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Before bed: I dont wanna go to bed! In bed: I dont wanna get up! Before shower: I dont wanna take a shower! In shower: I dont wanna get ou...
I think it's funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them.
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I think it's funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to the...
“The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth."
3:30 AM
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“The miracle is not to fly in the air,
or to walk on the water,
but to walk on the earth...
If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.
2:16 AM
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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with the...
5 janwaron k naam btao jo pani main rehty hn...
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Teacher to sardar: 5 janwaron k naam btao jo pani main rehty hn... … … … sardar: ''fish'' … … … … teacher: good good aur... … … … … sardar: FISH di maa, piyo,ty pan ty praa!...
Jasvinders' girlfriend told him to bring PROTECTION next time they...
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Jasvinders' girlfriend told him to bring PROTECTION next time they go on a date. Jasvinder brought 3 Brothers, 25 Friends, & 12 Cousins with hockey sticks.....
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reaso...
Girls to another girl in mall:-
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Girls to another girl in mall:- "Waah! Kya mall hai yaar!" . . . . . guys in mall:- "Waah! Kya maal hai yaar!"...
Na Rakhna , Mery chahne walo Ko Itna Masroof
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Na Rakhna , Mery chahne walo Ko Itna Masroof
:=AY KHUDA=:
Aisa Na Ho K Mujhe dafna diya Jay Or Unhain Khbr Tk Na Ho......
لڑکا: “میں تمھیں بنا چھوئے گلے لگا سکتا ہوں؟”
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لڑکا: “میں تمھیں بنا چھوئے گلے لگا سکتا ہوں؟” لڑکی: “یہ ناممکن ہے۔” لڑکا: “لگی شرط پیپسی کی؟” لڑکی: “ٹھیک ہے۔” لڑکے نے جلدی سے آگے بڑھ کر لڑکی کو گلے لگا لیا۔لڑکی چلائی تم نے مجھے چھوا! لڑکا (ہنستے ہوئے) : “ہاں تو رو کیوں رہی ہے۔ لا رہا ہوں نا پیپسی۔...
Friday, October 18, 2013
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish...
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My
therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what
I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of Lays and a Snicker bar. I
feel better already...
Heart
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Nothing says you are ugly like Facebook asking ''Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture?
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Nothing says you are ugly like Facebook asking ''Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture?...
Study - (verb) The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby. ;)
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Study - (verb) The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby. ...
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People who sleep less tend to crave junk food - People who oversleep tend to crave more slee...
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”
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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen...
Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation.
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Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you ar...
Good songs always end quickly. Smile always fades away...
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Good songs always end quickly. Smile always fades away. Happiness is always short lived. WHY? Why can't this good feeling last? I jus want to close my eyes and remain in my imagination, because there things are always warm and cos...
Kaiynat K Saary Rung
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Kaiynat K Saary Rung Runoun K Sare Phol Pholon Ki Sari Khushbu Khushbu K Sare Lamhe Aur In Lamho Se Bharpoor Zindagi Ki Dua Ap Ki Salgirah Pe Ap Ke Naam Happy Birthday...
The HR interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
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The HR interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the forms to fill in as well as when you may start". The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email." "I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means u do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10
in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket & buy a 10Kg tomato...
Sometimes when I play a game...
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Sometimes when I play a game, the screen goes black and I see my own reflection on the laptop screen, and wonder what I'm doing with my life..... . . . . . . . . . . and then next Level begin...
Thinking looks most productive when traveling n most useless in toilet. Unfortunately u cant write at either place.
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Thinking looks most productive when traveling n most useless in toilet. Unfortunately u cant write at either place...
Life is like a book, some chapters are happy some sad and some exciting, But ...
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Life is like a book, some chapters are happy some sad and some exciting, But if you never turn the page you will never know what life has in store.....
"The proverb warns that 'you should not bite the hand that feeds you.' But may be you should, if it prevents you from feeding yourself"
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The proverb warns that 'you should not bite the hand that feeds you.' But may be you should, if it prevents you from feeding yourse...
Dating co-worker is good or bad?
6:32 AM
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Friend: Dating co-worker is good or bad?
Me: Bad! My wife really frowns upon me dating my coworkers...
Your name's 2nd Alphabet is ....
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Your name's 2nd Alphabet is ....
A = Romantic
B = Proud
C = Innocent
D = Lovable
E = Good but Hurtful
F = Compassionate
G-- Logical Minded
H = Leadership Potential
I = Helpful
J = Free-Spirited
K = Irritating
L = Funny
M = Emotional
N = Sensible
O = Supportive
P = Awesome
Q = Unpredictable
R = Practical
S = Loving
T = Fake
U = Sensitive
V = Genius
W = Calm
X = Easy-Going
Y = Intelligent
Z = Energetic....
Staying in a bad relationship is like holding a cactus...the tighter you hold the more it hurts!
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Staying in a bad relationship is like holding a cactus...the tighter you hold the more it hurt...
Why Don”t U Had A Boyfriend Yet?
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Sweet Flirt: Boy: Why Don”t U Had A Boyfriend Yet? Girl: Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend, Why Don”t U Have A Girlfriend..? Boy: Cuz U R Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend Y...
Thursday, October 17, 2013
If a drop of water falls in a lake, it has no identity...
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If a drop of water falls in a lake, it has no identity... but if it falls on a leaf, it shines like a pearl. Therefore in life, always choose the best place to shin...
tmhara dost or gf kashti me...
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Teacher : Agar tmhara dost or gf kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise bachaoge ? Student : Marne do dono ko..! Teacher : kyu.? . . . Student : Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein kar kya rhe the.....
God opens millions of flowers without forcing the buds, it reminds us not to force anything for things happen in the right time.
9:40 PM
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God
opens millions of flowers without forcing the buds, it reminds us not
to force anything for things happen in the right time. ...
Keep your dreams alive. Understand to achieve anything requires ...
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“Keep your dreams alive. Understand to achieve anything requires faith and belief in yourself, vision, hard work, determination, and dedication. Remember all things are possible for those who believe.”- Gail Deve...
Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?
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One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class...Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon...Teacher : Wow !! what a choice...do you want her to be cool & calm like the moon?Johnny : No, no...Teacher: oh so u want her to be round and white? 🌕Johny: No, no...Teacher: Oh, so u want her to be fair and beautiful like d moon? 🌝Johny: No, no...I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning :&l...
The path to success...
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The path to... ╭⇠⇠⇠╯ ╰⇢⇢⇢╮ ╭⇠⇠⇠╯ ╰⇢⇢⇢╮ ╭⇠⇠⇠╯ ╰⇢⇢⇢╮ ╭⇠⇠⇠╯ ╰⇢⇢⇢╮ ╭⇠⇠⇠╯ ╰⇢⇢⇢╮ ╭⇠⇠⇠╯ ╰⇢ SUCCESS Isn't always straight...
You don't have to be a student of the arts to be an artist, The real talent comes from passion.
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You don't have to be a student of the arts to be an artist, The real talent comes from passion....
We're a part of a generation which considers completing a TV Series as an achievement.
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We're a part of a generation which considers completing a TV Series as an achievement. :...
How are you going to make me believe that the chair in front of you is invisible?
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A psychology professor asked his students just one question for their final exams: How are you going to make me believe that the chair in front of you is invisible? It took all students an hour to finish the answer, excpt a lazy student who took only 5 seconds. Eventually, the lazy student got the highest score. His answer was: "WHICH CHAIR???" Life is Simple. Keep it Simple....
zinda raha to sub ka sath nibhaounga doston ...
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zinda raha to sub ka sath nibhaounga doston
bhool jaon to samjh lena k, aik shehzadi urra le gai shehzady ko ...
A Sailor Was Stuck In An Island Where He Was The Only Survivor!
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A Sailor Was Stuck In An Island Where He Was The Only Survivor!
He Made A Hut For His Shelter.
Day And Night,
He Was Praying And Waiting For Someone To Rescue Him But Nobody Came!
He Stored Food In The Hut For His Survival But One Day!
The Hut Got Burnt To Ashes And Nothing Was Left Of It!
He Was So Angry! He Said,
"ALLAH, Why Have You Done This To Me?"
The Next Morning, Rescuers Came.
He Asked,
"How Did You know That I Was Here?
They Replied,
"We Saw A Smoke Signal!"
Trust ALLAH When Misfortune Happens,
Allah's Plans Are Always Greater Than...
Wo hamain bewafa kehta hai to kehta rahy....
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Wo hamain bewafa kehta hai to kehta rahy....
<('.') ammi khti han
/"/> jo kehta hai
/"/ wo khud hi hota hai......
Friends & Medicines play the ...
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Friends & Medicines play the same role in our life
Both take care of us in our pains
But the difference is,
Friends don't have an Expiry Date....
Must Read: FAHASH or GANDAY Jokes ya Msgs fwd na kren bal_k Delete krden Q k Quran k mutabiq: "Be shak Wo log jo MOMINO me...
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Must Read:
FAHASH or GANDAY Jokes ya Msgs fwd na kren bal_k
Delete krden
Q k Quran k mutabiq:
"Be shak Wo log jo MOMINO me be-hayai phelana chahty hen un k lye dunya Or aakhirat me dard-nak Azaab hai"
(surat noor-19)
Kya hm Allah ka Dardnaak Azaab brdaasht kr sktay hen??
Dosto ko b smjhaen.
JzakALLA...
Khuda Aap k Sare Ghum Rait Pr Likh De...
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Khuda Aap k Sare Ghum Rait Pr Likh De Ta'ke Hwa Se He Mit Jayen
OR
Khshyan Pthar Pr Likh De Ta'ke Hwa Tu Kya Barish B Na Mta Sky
Amee...
Apna iman bachao aur yaad rakho 1.Ksi Islami Mahinay ki mubarkbad se Jannat wajib nhi hoti ...
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Apna iman bachao aur yaad rakho
1.Ksi Islami Mahinay ki mubarkbad se Jannat wajib nhi hoti
2.Allah k nam ya koi wazifa forwrd krne se KhushKhbri ya Aafat nhi ati
3.Nabi(S.A.W.W)ki Qasam de k msg forwrd krne ko kehna Haram he
4.Nabi (S.A.W.W) or BB ZAINAB k khwab me ane wale msgs forwrd na kren
5.koi b qurani ayat ya hadis pak ya ksi sahabi ka qoul confirmation k bghair forwrd na kren
Plz forwrd this important msg to others
BHEJO NA BHEJO PR plz is py amal zaror krn...
1 Larka or Larki ek dusre se boht pyaar karte thay
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"Real story" "Kya pyaar kerna itna bara gunah hai? 1 Larka or Larki ek dusre se boht pyaar karte thay... Larki k baap ko pata chal gaya. wo guhsse pe qabu na rakh saka or Larki se kaha "Tujhe mein aaj wo saza dunga k ishq karne walon k Liye nishan'e ibrat hoga. Usne Larki ko zameen per Lita k bijli se chalne wali aari uski gardan k paas ker k abhi chalai he thi k Achanak
LIGHT chali gayi Or Larki ne naara lagaya G.A Sharee...
Mard ki 4 Maa hoti hain 1 jis ne peda kia 1 jis ne perhaya 1 saasu maa ...
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Mard ki 4 Maa hoti hain
1 jis ne peda kia
1 jis ne perhaya
1 saasu maa
1 wo jis k barey mein ammi kehti hai,
" Raat de 2 wajay keri maa naal Galan karda Ae" [HAPPY MOTHER'S DA...
"Skin k lie WAZU ka PANI. "Dil k lie QURAN kI TILAWAT." "Seht k lie NAMAZ." "or khush rehne k lie ZIKR-E-ILAHI kiya kro."
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"Skin k lie WAZU ka PANI.
"Dil k lie QURAN kI TILAWAT."
"Seht k lie NAMAZ."
"or khush rehne k lie ZIKR-E-ILAHI kiya kro."
Achi bat phelana SADQA-E-JARIA ha...
Boy: i love u.. Girl :Thapar Marungi...
3:23 AM
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1 larka 1 larki ko propose karta hai.
Boy: i love u..
Girl :Thapar Marungi.
Boy
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Mukka bhi Khayegi phir. ...
Sardar's poetry, Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nhi tha. Wah Wah Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nhi tha
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Sardar's poetry,
Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nhi tha.
Wah
Wah
Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nhi tha.
Gali me ja k dekha to khirki me koi nhi tha ...
AWAM SE PURZOR APPEAL . . 2009, 2010,2011, 2012, aur 2013 mai shadi karne wale jorey.....
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AWAM SE PURZOR APPEAL .
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2009, 2010,2011, 2012, aur 2013 mai shadi karne wale jorey.....
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sirf bijli paida karain, Q K mulk mai bijli ki kami hai, bacho ki nhi:- ELECTRIC ENGINEER NAW...
Sirf 1 bar message ko parhna hay aur question ka answer dena hay Its a challenge
3:20 AM
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Sirf 1 bar message ko parhna hay aur question ka answer dena hay
Its a challenge
Yaad rahay k message sirf 1 bar hi parhna hay
Baqi Aap ki imandari !!!
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To Sawal yeh hay k
"Jalebiyon ko English mein kya kehtey hain?"...
REAL FACT OF LIFE We r very good LAWYERS for our own mistakes & very good judges for others mistakes.
3:17 AM
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REAL FACT OF LIFE
We r very good
LAWYERS for our own mistakes & very good judges for others mistake...
Never assume that someone likes u by ur sweetness...
3:15 AM
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Bitter Reality
Never assume that someone likes u by ur sweetness...
Sometimes u r just an opti0n when they r bored.....
Hspital me Heart Surgery unit k bahar likha hua...
3:13 AM
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Hspital me Heart Surgery unit k bahar likha hua statement:
"Agr dil khol lete apne yaron k sath,
To aj kholna na prta ozaron k sath"
Share life with friends...
Smiling doesn't necessarily means that u r happy, Sometimes it just means that u r strong enough.
3:11 AM
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Smiling doesn't necessarily means that u r happy,
Sometimes it just means that u r strong enoug...
"If you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like...
3:10 AM
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"If you stand for a reason,
be prepared to stand alone like a Tree.
And if u fall on ground then fall as a Seed that grows back to fight again...
The new CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall...
2:39 AM
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On a tour of the facilities, the new CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, 'How much money money do you make a week?' A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, 'I make $400 a week. Why?' The CEO said, 'Wait right here.' He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, 'Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back.' Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked...
A Father & his Son was travelling in the car, they had an accident..
1:35 AM
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IQ Test . A Father & his Son was travelling in the car, they had an accident.. Father died on the spot & Son loses his consciousness.. He was taken to hospital.. The doctor said I can't operate this boy, bcoz he is my son.. Who was the Doctor...
Don't quit just because something went wrong. Stand back up find and fix the mistake and try again.
1:29 AM
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Don't quit just because something went wrong. Stand back up find and fix the mistake and try agai...
"When U fully Trust a Person without any DoubT ; U 'll finally get One....
12:26 AM
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"When U fully Trust a Person without any DoubT ; U 'll finally get One Of TwO Results :
"A Person for Life"
Or
"A Lesson for Life"
...
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
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'Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya par wo late aayi,
Girl: Soory i m late
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai..'...
Waqt ne badal diya logon ka mayaar_e_zoq
12:25 AM
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Waqt ne badal diya logon ka mayaar_e_zoq /dost/
Wrna hum bhi wo log they jo aksar sb ko yad aya karte they.....
"It is more important to click with people than to click the shutter." – Alfred Eisenstaedt
12:13 AM
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"It is more important to click with people than to click the shutter." – Alfred Eisenstae...
"My wife is complaining abt stomach pain. I think...
12:11 AM
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Santa calls his doc at 2am- "My wife is complaining abt stomach pain. I think its appendix." Doc- "Nonsense.. I removed ur wife's appendix 2yrs ago and hve u ever heard any1 hvng appendix for d 2nd time?" Santa- "No... bt I'm sure, u must hve heard of Sum1 hvng a Second wife.....
I don't care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
12:08 AM
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I don't care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody....
One thing I hate the most is being ignored. If you don't want to talk to me, just say so. That way, I don't have to make a fool of myself.
12:02 AM
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One
thing I hate the most is being ignored. If you don't want to talk to
me, just say so. That way, I don't have to make a fool of myself...
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
People are going to talk about you whether you're alive or dead, succeeding or failing, happy...
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People are going to talk about you whether you're alive or dead, succeeding or failing, happy or sad and even if they're a family member or friend. Talk is cheap; don't let talk bring your value down....
A boy calls his ex-
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A boy calls his ex- . . Boy : Hey i just saw a movie, it reminded me of you..miss you.. Gal : Awwwww..even i miss you.. kaunsi movie dekhi? . . . Boy : Ek thi daayan...
Santa ne Shadi me Damad ko CHESS Board Gift Diya.
11:26 PM
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Santa ne Shadi me Damad ko CHESS Board Gift Diya. Damad : Ye Kya ? Santa : Tamanna thi, Beti ko Shadi me HATHI, GHODE, UNTH, NAUKAR-CHAKAR Du Aaj Meri Iccha Puri Ho Gayi...
Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my...
11:21 PM
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A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife." Audience was in shock and silence. He added: "She was my mother" (A big round of applause & laughter) A very daring husband tried to crack this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker. By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed,...
When you rise in life,your friends ...
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When you rise in life,your friends know who you are! When you fall down,you know who your friends are...
Cry as hard as you want to. But make sure, when you stop crying, you'll never cry for same reason again.
3:54 PM
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Cry as hard as you want to. But make sure, when you stop crying, you'll never cry for same reason agai...
Don't tell your problems to everyone. Its only around 10% of people that really care. The other 90% are glad that you've got them.
2:29 PM
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Don't
tell your problems to everyone. Its only around 10% of people that
really care. The other 90% are glad that you've got them...
"There are two kinds of worries - those you can do something about and those you can't. Don't spend any time on the latter."--Duke Ellington
2:28 PM
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"There
are two kinds of worries - those you can do something about and those
you can't. Don't spend any time on the latter."
-Duke Ellingto...
The best revenge is to show them that your life is a hell of a lot better now they're gone.
2:27 PM
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The best revenge is to show them that your life is a hell of a lot better now they're gone...
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
When I'm gone you'll never find another...
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Husband: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". Wife: "What makes you think Id want another man like you!" ...
All failed relationships hurt, but losing someone who doesn't appreciate you is actually a gain, not a loss.
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All failed relationships hurt, but losing someone who doesn't appreciate you is actually a gain, not a loss....
Disadvantages Of Being A Man.
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Disadvantages Of Being A Man. 1. You work your entire life making money just to get a wife. 2. You have to act tough no matter your fears. 3. After buying a ring, you'll need a woman to confirm whether you get married or not. 4. You spend millions to make your wedding a success, and your wife takes the glory. 5. You work extra hours after marriage. 6. You give money for house keeping and you get to eat only dinner. 7. You work hard to make properties just to make a will for your wife and children. 8. You spend your hard earned money to takeyour...
There is this girl I love so much but I still don't know why she won't talk to me anymore. ...
10:06 AM
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Dear Love Guru, There is this girl I love so much but I still don't know why she won't talk to me anymore. It started like this: She posted on Facebook: "All men are dogs!" I commented: "Which breed is your father?" That's how the problem started. Please did I ask the wrong question? Sincerely confused...
I realized that I've been crossing oceans for people who wouldn't even jump puddles for me.
5:53 AM
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I realized that I've been crossing oceans for people who wouldn't even jump puddles for m...
An Apple fan walks into a bar, orders the same drink as yesterday in a new fancy glass, but pays more.
5:07 AM
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An Apple fan walks into a bar, orders the same drink as yesterday in a new fancy glass, but pays more...
Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.
2:23 AM
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Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys...
You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch, and wake up on the couch.
1:34 AM
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You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch, and wake up on the couc...
Monday, October 14, 2013
Tomorrow (Noun) - A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
11:06 PM
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Tomorrow (Noun) - A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is store...
Facebook is the one place in which you can express random thoughts in your head & see if everybody else is as weird as you.!
10:55 PM
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Facebook
is the one place in which you can express random thoughts in your head
& see if everybody else is as weird as you....
“The things you do for yourself are gone when you are gone, but the things you do for others remain as your legacy.”
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“The things you do for yourself are gone when you are gone, but the things you do for others remain as your legacy...
Sometimes you gotta accept the fact that certain things will never go back to how they used to be ..
9:19 PM
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Sometimes you gotta accept the fact that certain things will never go back to how they used to be ...
Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to...
1:23 PM
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Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen...
Just two days before the exams ...
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Just two days before the exams . . . . . . . . . students Become the most religious persons on earth ....
“What i like about photographs is that they capture a moment that’s gone forever, impossible to reproduce.” ― Karl Lagerfeld
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“What i like about photographs is that they capture a moment that’s gone forever, impossible to reproduce.” ― Karl Lagerfe...
Q. What's the best way to make money in Photography?
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Joke of the Day: Q. What's the best way to make money in Photography? A. Sell all your gear....
ایک وزیر نے پاگل خانے کا دورہ کرتے ھوئے نرس سے پوچھا : آپ لوگوں کو مریض کی صحت یابی کا علم کیسے ھو جاتا ھے ؟
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ایک وزیر نے پاگل خانے کا دورہ کرتے ھوئے نرس سے پوچھا : آپ لوگوں کو مریض کی صحت یابی کا علم کیسے ھو جاتا ھے ؟
نرس بولی : ھم کئی طریقوں سے مریضوں کو آزماتے ہیں ، مثلاً حوض میں نلکا
کھول کر مریضوں کو بالٹیاں تھما دیتے ہیں اور کہتے ہیں کہ حوض خالی کرو ۔ " " یہ کیا آزمائش ھوئی ؟ وزیر نے اُلجھ کر پوچھا ۔۔ جناب جو مریض مکمل طور پر صحت یاب ھو جاتا ھے وہ آگے بڑھ کر نلکا بند کر دیتا ھے ۔۔ " نرس نے کہا ۔۔ " بھئی واہ ۔ ۔ ۔ بڑی نرالی ترکیب ھے ۔ یہ بات تو میرے ذہن میں بھی نہیں آئی تھی ۔۔ " وزیر نے جواب دیا ۔...
When you have a good heart: You help too much. You trust too much. You give...
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When you have a good heart: You help too much. You trust too much. You give too much. You love too much & it always seems you hurt the mos...
Sunday, October 13, 2013
"If you don't care about what people think,you already passed the first step of success."- Jeckov Kanani
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"If you don't care about what people think,you already passed the first step of success."- Jeckov Kanan...
Don't worry about hard times because some of the most beautiful things we have in life come from changes and mistakes.
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Don't worry about hard times because some of the most beautiful things we have in life come from changes and mistake...
3 WAYS To CATCH A TIGER. . .
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3 WAYS To CATCH A TIGER. . . 1- Newton's Method = Allow the tiger to catch you & catch the Tiger. 2- Einstein's Method = Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it. 3- Police Method = Catch a cat and beat it until it accepts its a tiger.......
I have told you thousands of truth coming with a 'just kidding' tag. Lol, nevermind. Just kidding.
5:17 AM
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I have told you thousands of truth coming with a 'just kidding' tag. Lol, nevermind. Just kidding...
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates
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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it." The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring...
After falling in love: "JEENEY laga hun...
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After falling in love: "JEENEY laga hun... pehle se jyada!!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . After BREAK- UP : "PEENEY laga hun... pehle se jyada.....
X is a 7 letter word,
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Crack ur brain.
X is a 7 letter word,
X is impossible 4 GOD,
new babies like X better than milk,
the poor have X and the rich look for X from the poor,
if u eat X u will die,
X is more important than ur life.
I swear with my life I will give u X if u get d answer.
What is X???
Solve ????
Answer: Nothing
&nbs...
BRB = I don't want to talk to you.
4:55 AM
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BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don't give a shit. K = Stop texting m...
"What if the cure for cancer was trapped in the mind of someone who can't afford an education?"
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"What if the cure for cancer was trapped in the mind of someone who can't afford an education?...
At last found the Definition of a HAPPY COUPLE...........
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At last found the Definition of a HAPPY COUPLE........... . . . . . . HE does what SHE wants............ . . . . . SHE does what SHE want...
Mum: THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GROUNDED....
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Mum: THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GROUNDED. Me: Fine I don't give a SHIT. Mum: Give me your phone NOW. Me: OMG I'M SO SORRY MUM I LOVE YO...
“You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.” ― Oscar Wilde
1:42 AM
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“You
don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their
fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.” ― Oscar Wild...
Ek dafa Main nay ALLAH se dua ki muje dushmano'n se nijaat de or phir aista aista mere dost kam hona shuru ho gaye ...
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Ek dafa Main nay ALLAH se dua ki muje dushmano'n se nijaat de or phir aista aista mere dost kam hona shuru ho gaye ......
Saturday, October 12, 2013
No horror movie can surpass the sensation of touching your pockets and not feeling your cell phone.
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No horror movie can surpass the sensation of touching your pockets and not feeling your cell phone...
Bitches are too sensitive. She said she was having twins and I said, "At least you'll finally have 2 kids by the same father."
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Bitches are too sensitive. She said she was having twins and I said, "At least you'll finally have 2 kids by the same father....
In a Zoo there r Snakes, Elephants and ...
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Answer this.... In a Zoo there r Snakes, Elephants and Ostriches. George counted 50 eyes, 6 trunks and 40 legs. How many snakes are in the Zoo ?
Answer is 11 snakes.50 eyes = 25 animals...6 trunks = 6 Elephants...40 legs = 24 legs for the 6 Elephants and 16 legs for 8 Ostriches...Now 6 Elephants + 8 Ostriches = 22Minus 22 from 25 animals (50 eyes) = 11 (Those are the Snake...
It Hurts alot when you Trust someone Blindly and someone proves that you are actually BlinD !
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It Hurts alot when you Trust someone Blindly and someone proves that you are actually BlinD !...
Friday, October 11, 2013
"We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons." -- Jim Rohn
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"We
must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the
pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret
weighs tons." - Jim Roh...
"Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect." - Ralph Waldo Emers...
Yeh dua apni " (Ammi )" jan k liay,
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Yeh dua apni " (Ammi )" jan k liay, Plz aik bar " (Ameen )" kahen! Ay " (KHUDA )",Meri (Maa ) ko Sehat or Tandrusti atta Farma (Ameen) Un ki tamam pareshanion ko khatm kr (Ameen) 0r unhein hamesha hamaray liay salamat rakh (Ameen) or jis ki (maa ) is duniya sy rukhsat ho gae hain unko (jannat ) mein alla muqam ata farma.(Ameen) or jis ne ye dua mujhe send ki unki Maa ka sayaa un k sar par hamesha salamat rakhna (Ameen ...
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet.
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Shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter walle...
I wish every relationship came with the same Tag as Johnson’s baby shampoo — “No More Tears”
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I wish every relationship came with the same Tag as Johnson’s baby shampoo — “No More Tears...
A lion was getting married
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A lion was getting married. At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion "All the best, my brother. Good luck." Seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married is his brother, another Lion grabs the mouse in anger and asks: "Who the hell do you think you are? How can a lion be your brother? You are only a mouse." The Mouse replies: "I, too, was a Lion before I got married...
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
“Three keys to more abundant living: caring about others, daring for others, sharing with others.” - William Arthur Ward
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“Three keys to more abundant living: caring about others, daring for others, sharing with others.”
- William Arthur War...
As I look back on my life, I realize that every time I thought I was being rejected from something good, I was actually being re-directed to something better.
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As
I look back on my life, I realize that every time I thought I was being
rejected from something good, I was actually being re-directed to
something better...
It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. –Ann Landers
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It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings.–Ann Lande...
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile and ...
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What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile and when I get tired I put the mirror down....
As years go U may lose ur Hair Teeth - Eyesight But not ur ....
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As years go U may lose ur Hair Teeth - Eyesight But not ur Talent Brightness - Intelligence. Bcoz u can never lose which u dont hav...
Husband: Come on I want to say those three little words in your ear...
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Husband: Come on I want to say those three little words in your ear... Wife: say it... Husband: Come near me Wife: now say it... Husband: Come more near me Wife: now say it... Husband: Come more... Wife: now say it... Husband: Pay the Bil...
Before people get to know me: OMG you're so shy.. and ....
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Before people get to know me: OMG you're so shy.. and quiet... After we become friends: DO YOU EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP ...
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Forget about changing the country, once you get married you can't even change the TV channel.
11:01 AM
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Forget about changing the country, once you get married you can't even change the TV channel...
Teacher: So where did you go this summer?
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Teacher: So where did you go this summer? Student 1: I went to Australia. Student 2: I went to India. Me: I left my room twic...
Dear girls, when a man says "I like kids" Always...
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Dear girls, when a man says "I like kids" Always understand That he is talking about the "proces...
1 Waqat Tha K . . . Log Apne Kaam Kaaj ChOr K Mary...
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1 Waqat Tha K . . . Log Apne Kaam Kaaj ChOr K Mary Tweets Parhte Thy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ALHAMDULILLAH Aaj Bhi Ye Silsila Jaari Ha...
LIFE ko Sudhaaaarnay k liye 1 WIFE kafi hay...
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LIFE ko Sudhaaaarnay k liye 1 WIFE kafi hay. . . Mgr 1 WIFE ko sudharny k liye pori LIFE na kaafi hay. Hazrat Baba Shadi Shuda Dukhi Sark...
Monday, October 7, 2013
Bivi: Qurbani k janwar kab lao gy
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Bivi:Qurbani k janwar kab lao gy?
Shohar:muje hi zibah kar Lo
Bivi:Gadhey ki sirf kaamai Halaal hai
Qurbani n...
My son asked me if babies are expensive to buy from hospitals as "some people have lots and others don't"!- LOL
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My son asked me if babies are expensive to buy from hospitals as "some people have lotsand others don't"!- ...
We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us.
8:19 AM
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We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us...
Two guys were walking through a jungle... They saw a tiger... One of the guys tightened his shoe lace...
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Two guys were walking through a jungle...
They saw a tiger...
One of the guys tightened his shoe lace...
The other asked,
"Do u really think u can run faster than tiger?"
He replied,
" I dont have to run faster than the tiger,
I just have to run faster than you !!! "
That's Today's CORPORATE WORLD..!...
In every shop, there's always...
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In every shop, there's always that one employee who stares at you like you're about to steal something...
That awkward moment when you're left in a room full of people you don't know, so you start to play with your phone and pretend to text.
3:06 AM
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That
awkward moment when you're left in a room full of people you don't
know, so you start to play with your phone and pretend to text...
Sunday, October 6, 2013
Wife bhi ajeeb hoti hain: . . . Wife: Mai is dress men...
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Wife bhi ajeeb hoti hain:
.
.
.
Wife: Mai is dress men moti lag rahi huna.
Husband (Mazaq Men): Haan
Wife: Hain ! Moti lag rhi hu?
Husband: Nae Nae
Wife: Batao na moti lag rahi hu?
Husband: Nahiii
Wife: batao?
Husband: Haan !!
Wife: Koi nae:...
Aik kisan kuch darjan keley (banana) shehar baichne k liye laya...
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Aik kisan kuch darjan keley (banana) shehar baichne k liye laya. Us ne adhay foran baich diye aur adha darjan thori dair bad baich diye. Us k pass aik darjan keley bachay. Woh kitne darjan keley shehar laya tha?
Is pahele ka jawab hai: Kisan 3 darjan keley laya th...
Girl Najoomi se: Mere do lovers hain. Un dono main se
10:09 PM
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Girl Najoomi se: Mere do lovers hain. Un dono main se kis ke sath shadi hogi? Wo khushnasib kaun hoga?
Najoomi: Pehle se shadi hogi aur dusra khushnasib hog...
A Good Heart And Good Nature Are Two...
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A Good Heart And Good Nature Are Two Different Issues,
A Good Heart Can Win many Relationships,
But Good Nature Can win many Good Hearts..
...
Hum To Sookhy Huye Pattey Hain Bhala Kon Poochhy,,
9:20 PM
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Hum To Sookhy Huye Pattey Hain Bhala Kon Poochhy,,
Log Uthatey Hain Zaroorat Mein Bus Jalaany K Liye..!...
There are Two Great Days in a Humans Life...
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There are Two Great Days in a Humans Life. .
The day when we are Born. .
And
The day when we Prove Why we are Born. . ....
Pyar Krne Wale Pareshan H0 Jate Hain ...
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Pyar Krne Wale Pareshan H0 Jate Hain
Shadi Krne Wale Pagal H0 Jate Hain
Drink krne Wale Devdas H0 Jate Hain
Par
Hamare SmS Parhne Wale sirf
Hamare Ho jate hai...
Dear Customer, Your Remaining ...
9:14 PM
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Dear Customer,
Your Remaining
Sleeping Time
Has been Expired
SO
Plz
Leave Ur Bed
Open Ur Eyes
And c Ur Mobile
I wish U
*Salam.E.Subah*
&
*G00D*
*M0RNING*
***HAVE A NICE DAY*...
Qoutes Collection
9:13 PM
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Gunah me lazat zrur hy mgr sukon nhi
Baat alfaz ki nhi lehje ki hoti hy
Kisi k baare me bura mat socho hosakta h wo khuda ki nazar me tumse behtr ho
1 akela baap 7 beton ki parvarish kr skta hy
Lykin 7 bete 1 baap ki khidmat nhi krskte
Admi beemari k dar se khana to chhor deta hy
Mgr akhirat k dar se gunah nahi
Banda naik baat sun to leta he pr aagy pohchana zruri nai smjta
"ALLAH tala"usko abad krey jo achi bat sun ke aage pohnchaye....
Khamosh Dekh k Mujhse Chand Ne Kaha: Apke Chahne Walo Ne Apko Bhula Diya Hoga ...
3:47 PM
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Khamosh Dekh k Mujhse Chand Ne Kaha:
Apke Chahne Walo Ne Apko Bhula Diya Hoga
Mene Muskura K Jawab Diya
Wo Bewafa Nahi
Kanjus hai
Package khatam hogia hog...
Mat Kar Piyar Roshni Se Ye Pal...
3:29 PM
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Mat Kar Piyar Roshni Se Ye Pal Bhar Ki Mehman hai,
,
,
Dil Laga Es Andhere Se Jo QABAR tak Meharban hai.
,
From: K.E.S...
New generation 2 learn d alphabets in ...
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New generation 2 learn d alphabets in dis way:-
A-Apple
B-Bluetooth
C-Chating
D-Download
E-Email
F-Facebook
G-Google
H-HTML
I-Iphone
J-Java
K-Kingstn
L-Laptop
M-Message
N-Nero
O-Orkut
P-Picasa
Q-Quick time
R-RAM
S-Server
T-Touch screen
U-USB
V-Veena malik
W-Wi-fi
X-XP
Y-Youtube
Z-Zubaida aapa....
Aksar Dekha Ho Ga K, Motorcycle Wale Petrol Lete Waqat
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Aksar Dekha Ho Ga K,
Motorcycle Wale Petrol Lete Waqat Apni Ladies Ko Petrol Pump K Bahar Utar Dete Hen,
Kya Aap Jante Hen K Wo Aesa Qun Krte Hen?
Qun K,
Har Petrol Pump Pr Likha Hota He,
K
Aag Lagane Wali Cheezon Ko Door Rkhe...
Helpful Quotes
3:24 PM
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Logon se miltey waqt itna mat juko K Utthay waqt sahaara lena parey
*Zubaan ki hifaazat dolat se ziyada mushkil hai
*Kisi k moo par tareef krna use Qatal kr deney k mutaradif hai,
*Ghareeb logo par ihsaan karo Q k ghareeb honey me waqt nahi lagta,
*Agr ibaadat nahi kr sakte to gunah b na kro,
*Dunya ye nahi dekhti k tum pehle kya the bal k ye dekhti hai k tum ab kya ho,
*Jahaan apni baat ki Qadar na ho wahan chup rehna hi behtar
ha...
Dr. Naeem ali microbiologist of Quaid -e-Azam uni islamabd ne apni research se prove kiya he k apple juice me lemon k few drops mila kr dengue virus k patient ko pilaya jaye tu is se platelets ki tadad me bht ziyada ezafa ho jata he.Ye dengue virus ka moasar or azmuda elaj he...
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Dr. Naeem ali microbiologist of Quaid -e-Azam uni islamabd ne apni research se prove kiya he k apple juice me lemon k few drops mila kr dengue virus k patient ko pilaya jaye tu is se platelets ki tadad me bht ziyada ezafa ho jata he.Ye dengue virus ka moasar or azmuda elaj he...Plz jahan tak ho sake is msg ko sadqa-e-jariya smjh kr frwd krain ho skta he ap ka 1 msg kisi 1 ki zindagi bacha laye...ALLAH RUB-UL-IZAT ap ko jazay khair ata frmaay AAMEE...
