Be careful with your words. Once they are said, they can only be...

Be careful with your words. Once they are said, they can only be forgiven, nor forgotten.

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Don't blame yourself--change yourself!

Don't blame yourself--change yourself!

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Three solutions to every problem...

Three solutions to every problem: Accept it, change it or leave it. If you can't accept it, change it. If you can't change it, leave it.

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Alone I can Enjoy but together we can Celebrate

'Alone I can 'Say' but together we can 'Talk'.

'Alone I can 'Enjoy' but together we can 'Celebrate'.

'Alone I can 'Smile' but together we can 'Laugh'.

That's the BEAUTY of Human Relations.

We are nothing without each other

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Allow yourself to be a beginner

Allow yourself to be a beginner. No one starts off being excellent.

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Never hold your head down, never say...

Never hold your head down, never say you can't, never limit yourself, and never stop believing.

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Trust someone who can see these three things in you:

Trust someone who can see these three things in you:
The sorrow behind your smile,
The love behind your anger
And the reason behind your silence.

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Three Lessons 2 Be Learnt From A Pencil,

Three Lessons 2 Be Learnt From A Pencil,
Everything U Do Leaves A Mark.
Pain Always Sharpens U.
What's Inside U Is Usefull.
Not What's Outside.......

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ﺯﻧﺪﮔﯽ ﺳﮯ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﭼﯿﺰ ﻣﺎﻧﮕﻮ ﺗﻮ ﺍﯾﺴﮯ ﻣﺎﻧﮕﻮ ﺟﯿﺴﮯ ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﮮ ﺑﺎﭖ ﮐﯽ ﺗﮭﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﻣﻠﯽ ﺗﻮ ﮐﻮﻧﺴﮯ ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﮮ ﺑﺎﭖ ﮐﯽ ﺗﮭﯽ"

ﺯﻧﺪﮔﯽ ﺳﮯ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﭼﯿﺰ ﻣﺎﻧﮕﻮ ﺗﻮ ﺍﯾﺴﮯ ﻣﺎﻧﮕﻮ ﺟﯿﺴﮯ ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﮮ ﺑﺎﭖ ﮐﯽ ﺗﮭﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﻣﻠﯽ ﺗﻮ ﮐﻮﻧﺴﮯ ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﮮ ﺑﺎﭖ ﮐﯽ ﺗﮭﯽ"

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A new metal is added to the Periodic table of chemistry....

A new metal is added to the Periodic table of chemistry....

Name: Wife
Arabic name: Zoja

Symbol: BV

Atomic Weight: Don''t even dare to ask!

Atomic number #: 1 in susrals and 1 in Maikah.

Isotops: Children.

Physical Properties:
1. Boils at any time.
2. Freeze at any time.

Chemical Proprties:
1. Very re-active.
2. Highly un-stable.
3. Possess strong affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond and Platinum.
4. Money reducing agent.
5. Highly flamable and sticky.

Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the Mirror and shopping places.. 

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Now a days most of pplz are fake.. Difficult to find the truth one !!

Now a days most of pplz are fake.. 
Difficult to find the truth one !!

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Rain is not only drops of water

Rain is not only drops of water
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.

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True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.

True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.

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"Middle class honay mai koi problem nahi hai Soch middle class nahi honi chahiye".

"Middle class honay mai koi problem nahi hai
Soch middle class nahi honi chahiye".

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Attractive is my face, character is my great...

Attractive is my face, character is my great, sweet is my smile and unique is my style!! kaisaaaa

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Good Morning in 16 languages

Aj hum apko 16 zabano my good M0rning kihty hain:
Subh Bakhair
(URDU)

Good Morning
(ENGLISH)
Sahar Mo Pakhair
(PASHTO)
Sabah Al-Khair
(ARABIC)
Sabah Al-Noor
(EGYPT)
Jou Shan
(CHINA)
Sobh Bekheir
(IRAN)
Bom Dia
(PORTUGAL)
Buna Dimineata
(ROMANIA)
Buenos Dias
(SPAIN)
Ohayo Gozaimasu
(JAPAN)
Buongiorno
(ITALY)
God Morgen
(NORWAY)
Subah Parbhat
(HINDI)
Selamat Pagi
(MALAYSIA)
Selamat Siang
(INDONESIA)

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What are lizards?

Awesome answer by a kid....
What are lizards?
They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young

*****
What is a Pizza..?
Awesome answer:
A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher education !

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Wife entered bed room and found hubby asleep ...

Wife entered bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work.
Walked closer to him, played with his hair softly, sweetly and
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* PHATTTAKK*
slapped his face... and said;
"last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago

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In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand...

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He
approached her and asked,
"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You
lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a
two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you!"
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do,
he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defence attorney was equally stunned. 
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

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Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ?

Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ?

Answer : Princess Diana's death .

Question : How come ?

Answer :An English princess with an

Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a

French tunnel, driving a

German car with a

Dutch engine, driven by a

Belgian who was drunk on

Scottish whisky: followed closely by

Italian Paparazzis in

Japanese motorcycles; treated by an

American doctor, using

Brazilian medicines.

And moreover this is sent to you by an

INDIAN,

using
American technology, and you're probably reading this on your iPhone or Samsung or blackberry , that use

Taiwanese chips, and a

Korean screen, assembled by

Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by

PAKISTANI lorry-drivers, .... . That is

"" Globalisation

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۔ یہ سب آپ نے کس سے سیکھی ہیں۔۔؟

حکیم لقمانؒ سے کسی نے پوچھا: "آپ اتنی پُرمغز اور حکمت بھری باتیں کرتے ہیں۔ یہ سب آپ نے کس سے سیکھی ہیں۔۔؟

ارشاد فرمایا، "بےوقوفوں اور احمقوں سے۔۔!"

"وہ کیسے۔۔؟" پوچھنے والے نے سوال کیا۔

آپ نے فرمایا: "جو وہ غلط اور لغو باتیں کرتے تھے، میں اُن سے اجتناب کرتا تھا۔۔!"

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GF: Hey baby, what plans for weekend ?

GF: Hey baby, what plans for weekend ?
BF: Income Tax Returns

GF: Hey first part kab release hua tha?

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Judge : Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko daraa ke, dhamka ke , apne control me rakha hai...

Judge : Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko daraa ke, dhamka ke , apne control me rakha hai. 

Mulzim : Judge sahab aisa hai ki ....

Judge : Safaai nai; Tarika batao Tarika , Kaise rakha........

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"My view is that you should never miss anything that doesn't miss you" - Joan Collins

"My view is that you should never miss anything that doesn't miss you"
- Joan Collins

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"Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining." - Mason Cooley

"Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining."
- Mason Cooley

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It’s very easy to hurt someone & say sorry but it’s very difficult to get hurt and say it’s OK.

It’s very easy to hurt someone & say sorry but it’s very difficult to get hurt and say it’s OK.

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1990 m American Bank Ne "BILL GATES"ko 2 lac Dollar ka loan Reject kya tha..

1990 m American Bank Ne "BILL GATES"ko 2 lac Dollar ka loan Reject kya tha..

2001 me Dunya ka Ameer Admi "BILL GATES" n us Bank ko Khrid lya..

0r Aaj 2-3-2014
" Mobilink" walo n Mera Loan Reject kya hy 10 Rupe ka ..

U just Wait & Watch

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<))>
_/ /_
Na Na Mafi ka to Swal hi Paida Nhi Hota....

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You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post's every day... ;))

You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post's every day... ;))

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March has always been tough, exams during school days and income tax while working.

March has always been tough, exams during school days and income tax while working.

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First time in 15 years of marriage I woke up to see my husband doing

First time in 15 years of marriage I woke up to see my husband doing laundry. I was pleasantly shocked. The thing I did last night worked...............

No perverts,

I just told him that he'll have to do the laundry or he won't have any clean socks. :D

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My Girlfriend loves me too much and I love too many.

My Girlfriend loves me too much and I love too many. :D

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Tum Hi Ho (Aashiqui 2) the Chatting Version

The Chatting Song:
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In Tone: Tum Hi Ho (Aashiqui 2)
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Hum offline ab reh nahi sakte🚫
Tere bina kya status mera (2)😇
Tujhse agar BLOCK kabhi ho jaayenge.
toh khud se hi ho jayenge juda😑tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
Mera Status bhi, mera DP bhi,
Mera Update bhi ab tum hi ho..

Tera mera rishta hai kaisa,
Ik pal offline gawara nahi,
Tere liye Online hai rehete,
Tujh ko diya mera Waqt sabhi,🕧🕜🕝🕠🕟🕞🕡🕢🕦🕥🕤
Koi lamha mera na ho WhatsApp bina,
Har page pe he naam tera...

Kyunki tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
‘Hmmmm’ bhi, mera 'OK' bhi,ab tum hi ho.

Tumhi ho... Tumhi ho...
Tere liye Online raha mein
Tere 'Last Seen' ne mujhko sambhala
dusro ke msgs ko dil se nikala
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Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho..
'OKAY' bhi, mera 'K' bhi
Mera 'OK' bhi ab tum hi ho....
Kunki ab tum hi ho.....💕💞💌

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That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.... Lol

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.... Lol

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ایک ماہرڈاکٹرنے کہا"میں نےزندگی کے تیس سال مختلف دواؤں سے لوگوںکا علاج کیاھے.مگر

ایک ماہرڈاکٹرنے کہا"میں نےزندگی کے تیس سال مختلف دواؤں سے لوگوںکا علاج کیاھے.مگراس طویل تجربے نے مجھےیہ سکھایاکہ انسان کےلیےسب سے بہترین دوا محبت اور عزت ھے"کسی نے پوچھا "اگریہ اثرنہ کرےتو؟ وہ مسکرایااوربولا "دوا کی مقدار بڑھا دو..

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Friendship isn’t about whom you have known the longest… It’s about who came, and never left your side…

Friendship isn’t about whom you have known the longest… It’s about who came, and never left your side…

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India is a place where... Anyone driving faster than you is "Saala yeh pakka marega"...

India is a place where... Anyone driving
faster than you is "Saala yeh
pakka marega" Anyone driving slower
than you is " Saala garden mein
chala raha hai" !! And anyone Driving
Parallel to you is - "Apne Baap
se Race Lagayega tu ...":-D;-)

INCREDIBLE INDIA .. !!!

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زندگی کو ضرورت کی طرح گزارو خواھش کی طرح نہیں

زندگی کو ضرورت کی طرح گزارو
خواھش کی طرح نہیں

کیوں کہ

ضرورت فقیر کی بھی پوری ھوتی ھے
لیکن خواھش
بادشاہ کی بھی ادھوری رہ جاتی هے.

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اگر دل میں محبت آۓ تو زبان میں شائستگی آنا شروع ھوجاتی ہے.

اگر دل میں محبت آۓ تو زبان میں شائستگی آنا شروع ھوجاتی ہے.

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I used to walk into a room full of people wonder if they liked me... Now I look around and wonder if I like them...

I used to walk into a room full of people wonder if they liked me... Now I look around and wonder if I like them...

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رشتوںکی خوبصورتی ایک دوسرےکی بات کو برداشت کرنےمیں ھے. بےعیب انسان تلاش کرو گےتو اکیلےرہ جاوگے.

رشتوںکی خوبصورتی ایک دوسرےکی بات کو برداشت کرنےمیں ھے. بےعیب انسان تلاش کرو گےتو اکیلےرہ جاوگے.

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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.A perfect example of Pakistani wife.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.A perfect example of Pakistani wife.

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When a girl says "Whatever", she really means; I hope you get...

When a girl says "Whatever", she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it:>

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If you want to find out where your son/daughter is...

Dear ‪#‎Parents‬,
If you want to find out where your son/daughter is, in the house, simply turn off the wi-fi and wait!

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Only a GENIUS can say the following 4 words...

Only a GENIUS can say the following 4 words really FAST without getting tongue twisted:

EYE YAM STEW PEED

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According to Indian parents, the reason for all the problems

According to Indian parents, the reason for all
the problems is 'Phone'. And the solution is
'Marriage'

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Make Your Life Better..

Make Your Life Better..
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1: If you born poor, its not your
mistake,
But if you die poor, its your
mistake..!
2: Born with personality is an
accident,
But dying in a personality is an
achievement..!
3: Your birth may be normal,
But your death should be History..!
4: Follow none,
But learn from everyone..!
5: Practice like a devil,
And play like a angel..!
6: Do or Die is an old concept,
Do it before die is the new.
concept..!

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I get ignored so much that my nickname should be....

I get ignored so much that my nickname should be
"Terms and Conditions". ;_;

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A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost...

A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost.

She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below:

"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."

Man below replied: "You r in hot air balloon 30 feet above d ground.U r at 41 deg north latitude & 59 deg west longitude."

Lady: You must be an engineer.

Man: How do u know?

Lady: Everything u told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost.

Engineer:You must be in Top Management.

Lady:Ya.How do you know?

Engineer:U don't know where you are or where you're going. U made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, & u expect people beneath u to solve ur problems.

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Avoiding Orkut since joining Facebook.

Avoiding Orkut since joining Facebook.

Avoiding texts since joining Whatsapp.

Avoiding Life since joining all of the above.

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Good Times Become Good Memories And Bad Times Become Good Lessons...!!

Good Times Become Good Memories
And
Bad Times Become Good Lessons...!!

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Every woman is beautiful in her own way. Sometimes it ...

Every woman is beautiful in her own way.
Sometimes it just takes a right type of photo
editing app to see it. :')

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There should be a special place in heaven for that...

There should be a special place in heaven for that
person who invented "Mute Group" option for
WhatsApp. :')

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ہمت و حوصلہ وہ گُر ہے جو کمزور سے کمزور تر کو بھی طاقتور بنادیتا ہے

ہمت و حوصلہ وہ گُر ہے جو کمزور سے کمزور تر کو بھی طاقتور بنادیتا ہے

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A Woman has only 2 problems...

A Woman has only 2 problems.
1. Cant find Nothing to Wear.
2. No room for all the clothes. ‪:D

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Facebook's Seen And WhatsApp's Last Seen.

Facebook's Seen And WhatsApp's Last Seen.
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Were Designed To Make Everyone Single.

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میں نے بہت سے انسان دیکھ رکھے ہیں جن کے بدن پر لباس

میں نے بہت سے انسان دیکھ رکھے ہیں جن کے بدن پر لباس نہیں ہوتا
اور میں نے بہت سے لباس دیکھ رکھے ہیں جن کے اندر انسان نہیں ہوتے

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The best sign of a healthy relationship is...

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of
it on Facebook.

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Female logic

My boyfriend takes care of me, treats me & my parents respectfully, but he forgot my puppy's b'day.
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he doesn't love me
-Female logic

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Jab Sardi Ki Raaton Main...

Jab Sardi Ki Raaton Main Kitaab Kholo Tu Zehan Main Ek -Equation- Aati Hai.
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Bed - Razai Dafa Karo Parhai 

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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months,

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me.

When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

”I think you're bad luck."

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If wife wants husbands attention, she just has to...

If wife wants husbands attention, she just has to
look sad & uncomfortable..
If husband wants wife's attention, he just has to
look comfortable & happy..

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I'm that boy who can text you all day but...

I'm that boy who can text you all day but will
go awkward when it comes to phone
conversations

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بندر کے پنجرے میں دیکھا کہ وہ اپنی بندریا کے ساتھ محبت کی

ایک خوبصورت بات

ایک دفعہ میں ایک دوست کے ساتھ چڑیا گھر گیا بندر کے پنجرے میں دیکھا کہ وہ اپنی بندریا کے ساتھ محبت کی اعلیٰ تفسیر بنا بیٹھا تھا۔ تھوڑا آگے جا کرشیر کے پنجرے کے پاس سے گزر ہوا تو معاملہ الٹ تھا، شیر اپنی شیرنی سے منہ دوسری طرف کیئے خاموش بیٹھا تھا۔ میں نے دوست سے کہا کہ بندر کو اپنی مادہ سے کتنا پیار ہے اور یہاں کیسی سرد مہری ہے؟
دوست نے مسکرا کر میری طرف دیکھا اور کہا؛ اپنی خالی بوتل شیرنی کو مارو۔ میں نے بوتل پھینکی تو شیر اچھل کر درمیان میں آگیا۔ شیرنی کے دفاع میں اسکی دھاڑتی ہوئی آواز کسی تفسیر کی طالب نہ تھی۔ میں نے ایک بوتل جا کر بندریا کو بھی ماری یہ دیکھنے کو کہ بندر کا ردعمل کیا ہوتا ہے، بوتل اپنی طرف آتے دیکھ کر بندر اپنی مادہ کو چھوڑ کر اپنی حفاظت کیلئے اچھل کر کونے میں جا بیٹھا۔
میرے دوست نے کہا کہ کچھ لوگ شیر کی طرح ہی ہوتے ہیں؛ ان کی ظاہری حالت پر نہ جانا، ان کے پیاروں پر بن پڑے تو اپنی جان لڑا دیا کرتے ہیں، مگر ان پر آنچ نہیں آنے دیتے۔
اور کچھ لوگ جو ظاہرا" بہت محبت جتاتے ہیں لیکن وقت آنے پر یوں آنکھیں پھیر لیتے ہیں جیسے کہ جانتے ہی نہ ہوں ۔"

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‘اس دنیا کا سب سے پہلا مہذب جانور کون سا ہے؟ تو میں کہوں گا خاوند۔۔‘‘

میرا دوست ‘ف‘ کہتا ہے کہ اگر کوئی مجھ سے پوچھے کہ ‘‘اس دنیا کا سب سے پہلا مہذب جانور کون سا ہے؟ تو میں کہوں گا خاوند۔۔‘‘
میں نے پوچھا۔۔‘‘دوسرا مہذب جانور؟‘‘
جواب ملا۔۔‘‘دوسرا خاوند۔۔‘‘
گھر میں بیوی کا زیادہ تر وقت فرنیچر اور خاوند کو جاڑنے پونچھنے اور ان کو ان کے مقام پر رکھنے میں گزرتا ہے۔۔
خاوند اچھا عاشق بھی ہو سکتا ہے۔۔بشرطیکہ بیوی کو پتا نہ چلے۔۔بیوی خوبصورت نہ ہو تو خاوند دائیں بائیں دیکھنے لگتا ہے اور اگر خوبصورت ہو تو چاروں طرف دیکھنے لگتا ہے۔۔
‘‘ف‘‘ کہتا ہے۔۔‘‘میری بیوی تو روپے پیسے کو ہاتھ کا میل سمجھتی ہے۔۔‘‘
میں نے کہا۔۔‘‘اس میں پریشانی والی کون سی بات ہے؟‘‘
کہنے لگا۔۔‘‘پریشانی یہ ہے کہ وہ انتہائی صفائی پسند ہے۔۔‘‘
ابتدائی عمر میں بیوی ہو تو بندہ آدھا رہ جاتا ہے۔۔آخری عمر میں بیوی نہ ہو تو بندہ آدھا رہ جاتا ہے۔۔مرد دنیا میں دو بار یتیم ہوتا ہے۔۔ایک بار جب اس کی ماں فوت ہوتی ہے‘ دوسری بار اس وقت جب اس کے بچوں کی ماں فوت ہوتی ہے۔۔

(یونس بٹ کی کتاب‘‘شیطانیاں‘‘سے ماخوز)

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شوہر صبح فیس بک کھول کر بیٹھ گیا اسکی ایک دوست نے سینڈوچ کی پکچر اپ لوڈ کی اور لکھا

شوہر صبح فیس بک کھول کر بیٹھ گیا

اسکی ایک دوست نے سینڈوچ کی پکچر اپ لوڈ کی اور لکھا

"آو سب ناشتا کریں."

شوہر نے کمنٹ کیا

"بہت ٹیسٹی تھا
مزہ آ گیا"

بیوی نے کمنٹ پڑھ لیا اور شوہر کو ناشتا نہیں دیا

چار گھنٹے بھوکا رہنے کے بعد بیوی نے پوچھا

"لنچ گھر پہ کرو گے یا فیس بک پہ

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نیوٹن کے وہ قوانین جو نیوٹن کسی وجہ سے لکھنا بھول گیا:

نیوٹن کے وہ قوانین جو نیوٹن کسی وجہ سے لکھنا بھول گیا:-
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1. انتظاری قطاروں کا قانون :
اگر کسی جگہ ایک سے زیادہ انتظاری قطاریں ہونے کی صورت میں آپ ایک قطار چھوڑ*کر دوسری میں جا کر کھڑے ہوں تو پہلے والی قطار تیزی سے چلنا شروع ہوجاتی ہے۔

2۔ مکینکی قانون :
کوئی مشین مرمت کرتے ہوئے جب آپکے ہاتھ تیل یا گریس سے بھر جائیں تو آپکی ناک پر کھجلی ہونا شروع ہوجاتی ہے

3۔ ٹیلیفون کا قانون :
جب کبھی بھی رانگ نمبر ڈائل ملتا ہے تو کبھی مصروف نہیں ملتا ۔

4۔ ورکشاپ کا قانون :
اگر آپ نے ایک سے زیادہ چیزیں ہاتھ میں اٹھا رکھی ہیں تو ہمیشہ قیمتی اور نازک چیز زمین پر پہلے گرے گی

5۔ دفتری قانون :
اگر آپ دفتر دیر سے پہنچنے پر اپنے باس کو " ٹائر پنکچر " ہوجانے کا بہانہ بنا کر مطمئن کریں تو اگلے دو سے تین دن کے اندر لازمی ٹائر پنکچر ہوتا ہے

6۔ باتھ روم کا قانون :
جب آپ ٹائیلٹ میں ہوں یا نہانے کے دوران صابن لگا چکے ہوں تو بیٹھک میں ٹیلیفون بجنا شروع ہوجاتا ہے

7۔ خفیہ ملاقاتی قانون :
جب آپ کسی خفیہ ملاقات میں ہیں تو کہیں نہ کہیں، کوئی نہ کوئی جاننے والا ضرور آپکو دیکھ لیتا ہے۔

8۔ سینما قانون :
راہداری سے دور نشستوں کی بکنگ والے افراد ہمیشہ دیر سے ہال میں پہنچتے ہیں اور پھر راہداری سے قریب بیٹھے افراد کی ٹانگوں*کو مسلتے ہوئے اپنی نشست پر پہنچتے ہیں

9۔ کافی/چائے کا قانون :
دوران کام اگر آپکا دل گرم گرم چائے یا کافی کو چاہ رہا ہے اور گرم گرم کافی /چائے آپکی ٹیبل پرپڑی ہو تو آپکا باس عین اسی وقت آپکو بلائے گا یا ٹیلفون کرے گا تاوقتیکہ کافی / چائے ٹھنڈی ہوجائے۔

10۔ امتحانی قانون :
دیانتداری اور محنت سے حل کیے گئے سوال کے نمبر ہمیشہ نقل شدہ جواب سے کم آتے ہیں

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