November 2013 ~ Best of SMS & Text Messages for CopyPaste Fun

Friday, November 29, 2013

I Always Wanted To Be...

I Always Wanted To Be Punctual, When I Became Punctual...I Realized That Punctuality Is The Art Of Waiting For Others....

Setting a new password.... LOL!! So true! "You must enter a password to proceed." -roses "Sorry, too few characters." -pretty roses "Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character." -1 pretty rose "Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces." -1prettyrose "Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters." -1fuckingprettyrose "Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character." -1FUCKINGprettyrose "Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively." -1FuckingPrettyRose "Sorry, you must use no fewer than...

Beshak mushkil waqt bata kar nahi...

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Beshak mushkil waqt bata kar nahi ata, magar sikha kar or samjha kar boht Kuch jata hai....

A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men

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A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated,...

Give Allah what’s right, not what’s left.

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Give Allah what’s right, not what’s lef...

خزاں کا موسم تھا۔ ایک ریڈ انڈین قبیلے کے لوگوں نے اپنے نئے سردار سے

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خزاں کا موسم تھا۔ ایک ریڈ انڈین قبیلے کے لوگوں نے اپنے نئے سردار سے پوچھا کہ موسم سرما اس مرتبہ شدید ہو گا یا پھر اس دفعہ سردی کم پڑے گی۔ اب کیونکہ وہ ایک جدید زمانے کا ریڈ انڈین سردار تھا اس لیے اس کو یہ ملکہ حاصل نہ تھا کہ قبل از وقت آنے والے موسم کا اندازہ کر سکے۔ تاہم “سیف سائڈ” پر رہتے ہوئے اس نے اپنے قبیلے کے لوگوں کو یہی کہا کہ اس مرتبہ شدید سردی پڑنے کا امکان ہے لہذا لازم ہے کہ وہ لوگ سخت موسم کا مقابلہ کرنے کے لیے ابھی سے کافی مقدار میں لکڑی اکٹھی کرنا شروع کر دیں۔ اب چونکہ وہ سردار ایک سمجھ دار آدمی تھا سو کچھ دنوں بعد اس کو...

"Time is what we want most, but what we use worst." - William Penn

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"Time is what we want most, but what we use worst."- William Pe...

Biwi: Suna hay Jannat may biwi ko shohar kay saath nahi rehnay daeN gay.

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Biwi: Suna hay Jannat may biwi ko shohar kay saath nahi rehnay daeN gay.Husband: Theek suna hay..Biwi: Aisa KioNHusband: "PAGLI" issi liyeh to ussay jannat kehtay hae...

When you care about people, hurt is kinda part of the package.

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When you care about people, hurt is kinda part of the packag...

Kanjoos Doctor apne betay sey

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Kanjoos Doctor apne betay sey: Mai chahta hun k tum b Doctor bano. Beta: Magr kyun dady? Doctor: Takay mera white coat tumharay kaam aay...

دلہن عروسی جوڑے میں بیٹھی تھی کہ دولہا آیا اور

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دلہن عروسی جوڑے میں بیٹھی تھی کہ دولہا آیا اور کہنے لگا" مجھے اس دن کا کافی عرصے سے انتظار تھا "۔دلہن نے جواب دیا " اس وقت دن نہیں رات ہے" ۔میرا مطلب ہے کہ تمہیں حاصل کرنے کے لیے میں نے کتنے پاپڑ بیلےدولہا نے وضاحت پیش کی ۔" اس کا مطلب ہے تم پاپڑ بیلنے کا کام کرتے ہو لیکن ہمیں تو کچھ اور ہی بتایا گیا تھا دلہن نے کہا ۔" پیاری ! تم سمجھیں نہیں " دولہا نے روہانسا ہو کر کہا ۔" اس سے پہلے تو کسی دولہا نے اپنی دلہن سے ایسی بات نہیں کی ہوگی کہ وہ ناسمجھ ہے" ۔ دلہن بولی ۔دولہا اپنا سر پکڑ کر بیٹھ گیا اور کہنے لگاابا صحیح کہتے ہیں کہ دلہن گھر سے رخصت...

ایک صاحب کی بیوی بہت اچھا کھانا بناتی تھیں لیکن انہوں نے کبھی

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ایک صاحب کی بیوی بہت اچھا کھانا بناتی تھیں لیکن انہوں نے کبھی کھانے کی تعریف نہیں کی-بقرعید کی نماز پڑھنے گئے تو وہاں خوشیاں بانٹنے کا درس دیا جا رہا تھا۔ مولوی صاحب نے بتایا کہ بیگم کے اچھیے کاموں کی اور کھانے کی تعریف کرنا اور کبھی کبھار انعام سے نوازنا بہت اچھی بات ہے ۔ اس سے عزت بڑھتی ہے اور محبت میں اضافہ ہوتا ہے۔ان صاحب کو ان باتوں کا بہت اثر ہوا۔ گھر آئے تو بیگم نے کھانا پیش کیا۔ انہوں نے روٹی کے ساتھ قورمہ کھانا شروع کیا اور ہر لقمے پر سبحان اللہ، ماشاءاللہ اور کیا بات ہے کھانےکی، کہنا شروع کر دیا۔ اور کچھ ہی دیر میں کھانے اور...

Some people talk about making it happen others make it happen. Which one are YOU??

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Some people talk about making it happen others make it happen. Which one are YOU...

"You're so stupid your brain was ashamed to be a part of your body

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You're so stupid your brain was ashamed to be a part of your bod...

It is not length of life, but depth of life. Everybody dies, but not everybody lives.

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It is not length of life, but depth of life. Everybody dies, but not everybody live...

It doesn't where you came from, what matters is who you choose to be...

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It doesn't where you came from, what matters is who you choose to be....

Sometimes it's not the people who change, it's the mask that falls off.

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Sometimes it's not the people who change, it's the mask that falls of...

"Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is....."

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Co-pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take off. "Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is....." When suddenly he starts screaming while he is still on the loud speakers. "Oh my God! OMG!!! OMG!!! This is going to hurt....Its burning" A ghostly silence reigned, he gets back on the microphone talking to the passengers. "I sincerely apologise for the incident but the air hostess just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap... you should see my pants from the front" A passenger replies, "Why don't...

A friend just told me that I am losing my memory...and I said ...

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A friend just told me that I am losing my memory...and I said my memory is perfect ! Just because I didnt feed the pets it doesnt mean the football match is going to end because of the sinking ship all the way down from the pants and get fried in a pan like pet food ...Silence............And asked him....Sorry ..what were we talking about ...

Bob, walked into a bar and sat down next to a Sardarji.

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Bob, walked into a bar and sat down next to a Sardarji. The 10 pm news on TVá was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.Sardarji: "Do you think he will jump?"Bob: "I bet he will jump."Sardarji: "Well, I bet he won't."Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "The bet is on!"Just as Sardarji placed his money on the bar, the guy on the ledge jumped off the building, falling to his death.Sardarji was very upset, but willingly handed his $20 bill to Bob, saying,á "Fairáis fair. Here's your money."Bob: "I can't...

Showing your love used to be...

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Showing your love used to be buying them flowers or writing a poem. Now it's just looking at them for 5 minutes without checking your phone.... L...

How's my attitude? Call 1-800-BITE ME! Didn't get through? Keep trying. I have a lot of clients

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How's my attitude? Call 1-800-BITE ME! Didn't get through? Keep trying. I have a lot of clients :...

When you blame others, you give up your power to change.

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When you blame others, you give up your power to chang...

Going to College: late ...

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Going to College: late Going to a doctors appointment: late Going to a party: late Going to a concert: 8 hours early...

Lift up your head princess. If not, the crown falls.

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Lift up your head princess. If not, the crown falls...

My girlfriend told me that if I bought her one more

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My girlfriend told me that if I bought her one more stupid gift she would burn it. So I bought her a candle...

3 most innocent faces in d world

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3 most innocent faces in d world . ' . ' 1-"a sleeping baby." : ; ; ; 2-"udhar mangane wala aadmi" ; ; ; ; 3-"hamare parents ke samne baitha hua apna dost....

A Drop of Lemon Juice Can Spoil Gallons of Milk...

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A Drop of Lemon Juice Can Spoil Gallons of Milk... Similarly A lil ignorance in self grooming Can Destroy The Beauty of a girl Take Care of Your grooming styles.....

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace so here are some sleeping pills.

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Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: When should i give it to him? Doctor: These are for you...

"Do u know biology, psychology, geology and criminology?"

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A Tourist asked a Boatman: "Do u know biology, psychology, geology and criminology?" . . The Boatman said no to all the questions. .. The Tourist then said:"What the hell do u know on the face of this earth? You will die of Illiteracy!!" .. After a while the boat started sinking. So the Boatman asked the Tourist:" Do u know swimology and escapology from crocodilogy? . . The Tourist said no. The Boatman replied:"Well u will drownology and crocodilogy will eat ur assology and u will dieology bcos of ur mouthology......