Salary and how much you work!

All salary wale ppl must read this:----- After 2 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been promoted, no salary increment,
no commendation.
So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me
to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day." I was shocked to hear this !!!, but the manager went on to explain, and here's the
conversation that took place. Manager: How many days are there in a year? Me: 365 days and sometimes 366. Manager: How many hours make up a day? Me: 24 Hours. Manager: How long do u work in a day? Me: 10am to 6pm
(i.e 8 hours a day.) Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours? Me: 8/24
i.e 1/3 (one third). Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days? Me: 122
(1/3 x 366=122 days) Manager: Do u come to work on weekends? Me: No sir. Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends? Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days. Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days
do u now have? Me: 18 days. Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18
days left. How many days do u have remaining? Me: 4 days. Manager: Do u work on Republic Day? Me: No sir! Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day? Me: No sir! Manager: So how many days r left? Me: 2 days Sir! Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day? Me: No sir! Manager: So how many days r left? Me: 1 day sir! Manager: Do u work on Diwali ? Me: No Sir! Manager: So how many days are left? Me: None Sir! Manager: So what r u claiming? Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company
money all these days. Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
(HR-HIGH RISK.)
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. So, How many days do you work ?

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