May 2016 ~ Best of SMS & Text Messages for CopyPaste Fun

Tuesday, May 31, 2016

اچھی نیت والوں کو سکون ڈھونڈھنا نہیں پڑتا

اچھی نیت والوں کو سکون ڈھونڈھنا نہیں پڑتا ان کے دل کسی اجلی صبح کی طرح اجلے اور پرسکون ہوتے ہیں...

اچھے انسان کی سب سے پہلی اور آخری نشانی

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اچھے انسان کی سب سے پہلی اور آخری نشانی یہ ہے کہ وہ ان لوگوں کی بھی عزت کرتا ہے جن سے اسے کسی قسم کے فائدے یا مفاد کی توقع نہیں ہوتی...

l am worried about is my height and not my...

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😄😄😄 Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight. Doc :- How come??? Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜 Now this is called positive attitude.. 👍👍...

A Nice Catch

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A Nice Catch The rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the pub. A ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle. A tipsy- ooking, curious gentleman came over to him and asked what he was doing. 'Fishing,' the old man said simply. 'Poor old fool,' the gentleman thought and he invited the ragged old man to a drink in the pub. As he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman asked, 'And how many have you caught?' 'You're the eighth,' the old man...

Yeh kaunsa pack de diya Bhai!

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_Man buys a pack of cigarette_ _Warning reads_ *smoking causes impotency* _Goes back to store,_ _says:_ Yeh kaunsa pack de diya Bhai! Woh cancer wala doh Men will be Men. 😂😂...

Height of...

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Height of Fashion 👳 Lungi with a zip. Height of Laziness 😪 Asking lift for morning walk. Height of Craziness 😉 Get blank paper xerox. Height of Honesty 😌 Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets. Height of de-hydration 😔 Cow giving milk powder. Height of Hope 😒 A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime incoming. Height of Stupidity 😵 Looking through key hole of a glass door. Height of Suicide Attempt 😲 A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road. Height of friendship 😜 It’s when your friend runs away with your wife …. And you...

Poor people fail because of one common behaviour...

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Poor people fail because of one common behaviour Their whole life is about waiting ....

"Hapiness sneaks in a door you did not think was open".

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"Hapiness sneaks in a door you did not think was open...

ﺗﻤﮭﺎﺭﯼ ﺑﮯ ﺳﮑﻮﻧﯽ ﺧﺘﻢ ﮨﻮ ﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﮔﯽ

8:13 PM No comments

ﺟﺲ ﺩﻥ ﺗﻤﮭﯿﮟ ﯾﮧ ﻣﻌﻠﻮﻡ ﮨﻮﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﮔﺎ ﮐﮧ ﺟﻮ ﮐﺎﻡ ﺗﻤﮭﺎﺭﯼ ﻣﺮﺿﯽ ﺳﮯ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﮨﻮﺗﮯ ، ﻭﮦ ﺗﻤﮭﺎﺭﮮ ﻟﯿﮯ ﮐﺘﻨﮯ ﺑﮩﺘﺮ ﮨﻮﺗﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ ﺍﺱ ﺩﻥ ﺗﻤﮭﺎﺭﯼ ﺑﮯ ﺳﮑﻮﻧﯽ ﺧﺘﻢ ﮨﻮ ﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﮔﯽ...

What do you do with a mistake - recognize it...

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"What do you do with a mistake: recognize it, admit it, learn from it, forget it." - Dean Smi...

Why send one big text when you can send...

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Why send one big text when you can send 15 little ones in a row and be even more annoyin...

مشورہ لے کر دیکھو

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مشورہ لے کر دیکھو کسی کا صبر دیکھنا ہو تو اس پر تنقید کرکے دیکھو کسی کا ظرف دیکھنا ہو تو اسے عزت دے کر دیکھو کسی کا خلوص دیکھنا ہو تو اس سے مشورہ لے کر دیکھو کسی کی خصلت دیکھنی ہو تو اس کے ساتھ سفر کرکے دیکھو کسی کی فطرت دیکھنی ہو تو اسے آزادی و اختیار دے کر دیک...

آج کے دور میں وہ واحد شخص ہے جو پہلے...

7:46 PM No comments

پان والے کی عزت کیجیے، کیوں کہ آج کے دور میں وہ واحد شخص ہے جو پہلے پوچھتا ہے چونا لگادوں صاحب۔...

نیند کی گولیاں وه کهاتی هے،،،،، اور سکون ...

7:44 PM No comments

ابن انشا فرماتے هیں که مجھ میں اور میری بیوی میں بڑا عجیب سا اتفاق هے _______ نیند کی گولیاں وه کهاتی هے،،،،، اور سکون مجهے ملتا هے. ...

اور سب سے مشکل کام

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دنیا کا سب سے آسان کام دوسروں کو نصیحت کرنا ہے اور سب سے مشکل کام کسی دوسرے کی نصیحت پہ عمل کرنا ...

Feelings are much like waves, we can't...

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Feelings are much like waves, we can't stop them from coming but, we can choose which ones to sur...

زندگی کی مالا میں ایسے قیمتی موتی جمع کرو جن کی چمک سے...

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زندگی کی مالا میں ایسے قیمتی موتی جمع کرو جن کی چمک سے سارے جہان میں روشنی پھیل جاۓ ...

کُچھ لوگ میرے لیے خزانے کی طرح ہیں ، دل کرتا ۔ ۔ ۔ !!!

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کُچھ لوگ میرے لیے خزانے کی طرح ہیں ، دل کرتا ہے زمین میں گاڑ دوں کمینوں کو ۔ ۔ ۔ !...

Pakeeza aur Jazib-e-nazar Chehrey

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Baaz logun ki soch ki khubsurti in ke aam se chehre ko pakeeza or jazib-nazar bana deti ha...

About learning to dance in the rain.

8:45 PM No comments

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rai...

Sometimes you can't explain what you see in a...

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"Sometimes you can't explain what you see in a person. It's just the way they take you to a place, no one else can...

Raise your words, not your...

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Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunde...

Akbar asked Birbal to look for five biggest idiots in his state and...

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In search of Five Idiots: Akbar asked Birbal to look for five biggest idiots in his state and produce them in his court within a month. After a month's extensive search operations, Birbal brought to the court only two persons. "But I asked for five", Akbar angrily asked. "Give me a chance to present them one by one", Birbal pleaded and went on to present his idiots: "Maharaj, this man, while travelling in a bullock cart, was keeping his luggage on his head so as not to hurt the bullocks. He is the first idiot. Pointing to the second man Birbal...

A genie appeared in the dream of a woman...

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A genie appeared in the dream of a woman. "Whatever you want, just ask " it said. "My husband’s eyes should be only on me during all waking hours." "And then ..?" "He should not be concerned with anything else in life except me." "And then?" "He should never sleep without me by his side." "And then ..?" "When he wakes up in the morning he should only see my face first." "And then ..?" "He should not go anywhere without me." "And then ..?" "If there is even a single scratch on me, he should go crazy with grief." "And then ..?" "That's it." And,...