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Sunday, March 23, 2014
Friday, March 21, 2014
Attractive is my face, character is my great...
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Attractive is my face, character is my great, sweet is my smile and unique is my style!! kaisaa...
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Good Morning in 16 languages
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Aj hum apko 16 zabano my good M0rning kihty hain:
Subh Bakhair (URDU)
Good Morning (ENGLISH)
Sahar Mo Pakhair (PASHTO)
Sabah Al-Khair (ARABIC)
Sabah Al-Noor (EGYPT)
Jou Shan (CHINA)
Sobh Bekheir (IRAN)
Bom Dia (PORTUGAL)
Buna Dimineata (ROMANIA)
Buenos Dias (SPAIN)
Ohayo Gozaimasu (JAPAN)
Buongiorno (ITALY)
God Morgen (NORWAY)
Subah Parbhat (HINDI)
Selamat Pagi (MALAYSIA)
Selamat Siang (INDONESIA...
Monday, March 17, 2014
What are lizards?
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Awesome answer by a kid....
What are lizards?
They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young
*****
What is a Pizza..?
Awesome answer:
A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher education ...
Thursday, March 13, 2014
Wife entered bed room and found hubby asleep ...
8:05 AM
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Wife entered bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work. Walked closer to him, played with his hair softly, sweetly and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . * PHATTTAKK* slapped his face... and said; "last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago ...
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand...
6:30 PM
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In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He
approached her and asked,
"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You
lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a
two-bit paper...
Thursday, March 6, 2014
Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ?
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Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ? Answer : Princess Diana's death . Question : How come ? Answer :An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky: followed closely by Italian Paparazzis in Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. And moreover this is sent to you by an INDIAN, using American technology, and you're probably reading...
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
۔ یہ سب آپ نے کس سے سیکھی ہیں۔۔؟
4:26 AM
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حکیم لقمانؒ سے کسی نے پوچھا: "آپ اتنی پُرمغز اور حکمت بھری باتیں کرتے ہیں۔ یہ سب آپ نے کس سے سیکھی ہیں۔۔؟ ارشاد فرمایا، "بےوقوفوں اور احمقوں سے۔۔!" "وہ کیسے۔۔؟" پوچھنے والے نے سوال کیا۔ آپ نے فرمایا: "جو وہ غلط اور لغو باتیں کرتے تھے، میں اُن سے اجتناب کرتا تھا۔۔...
Monday, March 3, 2014
GF: Hey baby, what plans for weekend ?
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GF: Hey baby, what plans for weekend ?BF: Income Tax ReturnsGF: Hey first part kab release hua th...
Sunday, March 2, 2014
Judge : Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko daraa ke, dhamka ke , apne control me rakha hai...
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Judge : Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko daraa ke, dhamka ke , apne control me rakha hai.
Mulzim : Judge sahab aisa hai ki ....
Judge : Safaai nai; Tarika batao Tarika , Kaise rakha.........
"Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining." - Mason Cooley
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"Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining."
- Mason Cool...
It’s very easy to hurt someone & say sorry but it’s very difficult to get hurt and say it’s OK.
3:31 AM
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It’s very easy to hurt someone & say sorry but it’s very difficult to get hurt and say it’s O...
Saturday, March 1, 2014
1990 m American Bank Ne "BILL GATES"ko 2 lac Dollar ka loan Reject kya tha..
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1990 m American Bank Ne "BILL GATES"ko 2 lac Dollar ka loan Reject kya tha..2001 me Dunya ka Ameer Admi "BILL GATES" n us Bank ko Khrid lya..0r Aaj 2-3-2014" Mobilink" walo n Mera Loan Reject kya hy 10 Rupe ka ..U just Wait & Watch (",)<))>_/ /_Na Na Mafi ka to Swal hi Paida Nhi Hota.......
