I run slowly when little kids are chasing me so they think they're fast.
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Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
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A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.*****
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Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
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A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.*****
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