A typical macho man married a typical good
looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down
the following rules. "I'll be home when I want, if
I want, what time I want, and I don't expect any
hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on
the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home
for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and
card playing when I want with my old buddies,
and don't you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new
bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just
understand that there will be sex here at seven
o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."
looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down
the following rules. "I'll be home when I want, if
I want, what time I want, and I don't expect any
hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on
the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home
for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and
card playing when I want with my old buddies,
and don't you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new
bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just
understand that there will be sex here at seven
o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."
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