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Saturday, July 2, 2016

*GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE* !

Received a hilarious one for our generation.!!😍😜 *GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE* ! 📠 Good Morning ! At present, we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep.🔅 Beeeeeppp... ● If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is. ● If you need us to stay with the children, press 2. ● If you want to borrow the car, press 3. ● If you want us to wash your clothes and do iron, press 4. ● If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press...

A Double Bedroom, please.

Man checks in a hotel... A Double Bedroom, please. Hotel Manager: But, Sir you are alone..! Man: Yes, but I am a Married Man and I wish to "ENJOY SILENCE" from the other side of the BED. 😂😂...

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