Police : Why didn't you report your stolen Credit Card ?

Police : Why didn't you report your stolen Credit Card ?

Santa : The thief is spending less than my Wife...
😂 😂 😜

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Young Engineer and Boss

A young Engineer was leaving the office at 5:45pm, when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in the hand.
"Listen this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you made this thing work? asked the CEO
"certainly," said the Engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, Excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine.  "I just need one copy."

Lesson:  NEVER, Never, Never, ever assume that your Boss Knows what he's doing😨😬😀

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?+?+?+?80+90=100

Who can solve this quiz ?

?+?+?+?80+90=100 
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Answer:

Akar Bakar Bumbay Bo, 80 + 90 puray 100 !
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Height of getting lucky

Height of getting lucky

My neighbor's wife texted me,
"I am new on whatsapp... Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?"

I replied : "I don't know, Love You, Talk To You Later !"

She replied : "No problem. I'll ask you later... Love you too..."
😜😅😂

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Gujarati Funeral ..... Excellent one...

Gujarati Funeral ..... Excellent one...

A family in  Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from  the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.

The dead body  was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid;

they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Neetaben and Varsha, 
I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that

she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.

Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans  of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam  (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.

On Ba's feet you  will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.Just distribute the rest among yourselves.  

The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the  boys.

The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.  Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace,earrings and ring that you asked  for. Please take them off her..

The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.Please distribute  all these fairly.

Love Neeta.

PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well nowadays...       😳😳😳😏😜......

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One day the people that didn't believe in you, will tell

The Ultimate Inspiration & Motivation:

"One day, the people that didn't believe in you, will tell everyone how they met you"

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جب آپ مشکلات میں ہوتے ہیں تو آپ اکثر

جب آپ مشکلات میں ہوتے ہیں تو آپ اکثر سوچتے ہیں کہ اللہ کہاں ہے؟
یاد رکھیئے، امتحان کے دوران استاد ہمیشہ خاموش ہوتا ہے..

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Waqt ki dosti tou har koe karta hai, maza tou tab hai jab...

Waqt ki dosti tou har koe karta hai, maza tou tab hai jab waqt badal jaye par dost na badle ;)

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Some fresh husband wife naughty bytes

Some fresh husband wife naughty bytes
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Wife: I hate you.
Husband: What a                                  co-incidence.

😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆

A smart wife's note for the husband :
I am going out with my friends for dinner. Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at reliance Fresh.

😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆

Wife: "Darling Let's Enjoy our Saturday and Sunday"!
Husband: "Good Idea!, Let's meet on Monday....!"

😂😂😆😆😆😆😜

Boss to his friend: Kya zamana aaya hai. My secretary resigned yesterday.
Friend: Why?
Boss: She caught me with my wife in cofee shop

😜😝😛😛😝😜😝😝

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Zindagi main kamyabi Kay leeyaa Kia Karon ?

Aaj main nay ammi say poocha
Zindagi main kamyabi Kay leeyaa Kia Karon ?
Ammi baray piar say boleen
Sab say pahlay pather lay & Apna  mobile tour day 😅

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