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Monday, June 6, 2016
A new restaurant, named... "Topless Beauty"
3:38 AM
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Advertisement of a new restaurant, named....
"Topless Beauty"
1000 men visited on the very first day....
They were shocked to see that the restaurant had no roof...!!!
Men will be Men
Marketing is all about presentation..
میں نے اسے انگلش میں #ILoveYou کہا تواسکا جواب اردو میں
1:46 AM
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جب میں نے اسے انگلش میں #ILoveYou کہا تواسکا جواب اردو میں تھا
اور جواب تھا
بھاڑ میں جا '
تب اندازہ ہوا اس قوم کو تعلیم کی کتنی ضرورت ھے
اسی لیےکہتا ھوں خواتین کی تعلیم ضروری ھے
1:45 AM
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اس قدر تعلیم کی کمی ھے
میں نے کہا اپنا وٹس ایپ نمبر بتائیں
آگے سے بولی
جوتے کا نمبر بتاؤں ؟؟
اسی لیےکہتا ھوں خواتین کی تعلیم ضروری ھے
جہاں جان کہنا ہوتا ہے وہاں ایک لفظ
1:44 AM
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خواتین کو تعلیم کی ضرورت ہے یہ اکثراردوغلط بول جاتی ہیں
جہاں جان کہنا ہوتا ہے وہاں ایک لفظ بھائی کا اضافہ کر کے" بھائی جان "کر لیتی ہیں
😏😶
Saturday, June 4, 2016
Take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.
7:49 PM
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A Priest dies & is waiting in line at heavens gate.
Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
God to the guy : Who r u ?
Guy : I am Karachi-Hyderabad Express Bus driver.
God : Take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.
God to the Priest : Who r u ?
Priest : I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people.
God : Take this cotton robe and enter heaven.
Priest : God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold & I spent all my life preaching good get cotton.
God : Results, my son, results.
While you preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed...
☝“Its Performance, not Position that Counts !!”
Friday, June 3, 2016
آپ کے رومال سے جو کپڑا بچے گا
6:33 AM
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اف یہ بیویاں
بیوی شاپنگ کر کے گھر آئی اور شوہر سے بولی:"دیکھئے! میں آپ کے لیے کتنا اچھا رومال لائی ہوں"َ۔
شوہر نے حیرت سے کپڑے کو دیکھا اور بولا:"اتنا بڑا رومال یہ تو کوئی چھ گز کا ہو گا"۔
بیوی بولی:"آپ کے رومال سے جو کپڑا بچے گا اس کا میں سوٹ سلوا لوں گی"۔
Thursday, June 2, 2016
Nadeem was worried that his wife was having hearing problem
10:49 AM
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***Superb Story***
Nadeem was worried that his wife was having hearing problem and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
"Here's what you do,"said the Doctor, "Go home, stand about 40 feet away from her, and make a normal conversational and see if she can hear you.
If not, go closer to about 30 feet,
then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
That evening,
his wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner, Nadeem thought of performing the test.
He says to himself,
"I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.?"
Then in a normal tone he asks,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
No response.
So he moves closer to the kitchen,
about 30 feet from his wife and repeats,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
Still No response...
Next he moves to the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again he gets No response...
So, he walks up to the kitchen door,
about 10 feet away.
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again there is No response....
So he walks right up behind her,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
(You'll Love this)
"For God's sake Nadeem,
its the FIFTH time I am telling you,
its 'AALOO PARATHA'.!"
😳
بعض لوگ اچھا بننے کے لئے اتنی کوشش نہیں کرتے جتنی
6:27 AM
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بعض لوگ اچھا بننے کے لئے اتنی کوشش نہیں کرتے جتنی کہ اچھا نظر آنے کے لیے کرتے ہیں۔
Baz log acha banay Kay leeyaa itni koshish nahi kertay jitni kay acha nazer aanay Kay leeyaa kertay hain.
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